free tp

No cost toilet paper. It's available everywhere: stores, restaurants, workplaces. Why pay for it if you just use it once and flush it?

I haven't paid for toilet paper in years. I just steal it. It's not just an idea, free tp is a movement.

by yes juanito yes May 04, 2015

euing

Feeling euphoric.

"I wasn't euing, doc. I was just feeling pretty good."

by yes juanito yes September 03, 2014

jazz spot

A small area of facial hair just below the lower lip in the center; technically called a mouche. It is smaller than a soul patch or jazz patch. The style was made famous by African-American jazzmen of the 50s, 60s and 70s.

I vividly remember Dizzy Gillespie with his jazz spot playing his bent trumpet in concert.

by yes juanito yes November 07, 2014

hype video

A video production designed to stir excitement and enthusiasm for a company or team. Usually played at a company gathering or just before a sporting event.

Sports announcer on TV: "As you can see, everybody is looking up to the display right now to watch the hype video."

by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015

weird porno philosophy

Unusual ideas and take-away themes from adult films or publications. The ideas/themes can be anything from amusing to disgusting to enlightening.

You can find weird porno philosophy from some of the following titles:

“Missionary Impossible”
“Romeo in Juliet”
“The Bone Ranger “
“Sorest Rump”

...and more...

by yes juanito yes September 01, 2022

in-cube bater

A person who masturbates in their office cubicle. The masturbator does it secretly and for the thrill. The best time for them to do it is on the weekend when no one is there.

I think my coworker may be an in-cube bater.

by yes juanito yes March 25, 2015

blasted off

To have taken a very large dump; as if one had actually lifted off the toilet seat while taking a massive shit.

"I really had to poop. Blasted off big time..."

by yes juanito yes August 08, 2014