distracted dressing

Diverted attention while getting dressed which can lead to incorrectly worn clothing. Causes may include television viewing, use of electronic devices, or conversing/arguing with others while dressing. May result in mismatched socks, unzipped fly, inaccurate buttoning or wardrobe malfunction, etc.

I forgot to put on my belt when getting dressed today. My pants kept falling down. It was a case of distracted dressing.

by yes juanito yes November 07, 2014

I'm going in

Announcement before:

1) taking a huge bite into a large food item such as a sandwich, burrito or plateful of food.

2) penetrating a partner.

1) "Look at the size of this double cheeseburger. I'm going in."

2) "Are you ready? I'm going in."

by yes juanito yes May 23, 2015

distracted walking

Diverted attention while ambulating by foot which can lead to accidents. Causes may include the use of an electronic device, or looking at people or things in the vicinity.

"My friend walked into a fountain at the mall while texting on her smartphone. It was a distracted walking situation."

by yes juanito yes August 20, 2014

bottle white

A vial of crack cocaine or a clear container of alcohol (beer or liquor). The glass is transparent (white), not green or brown.

"Bottle up, bottle down. Bottle white, bottle brown."

by yes juanito yes December 02, 2014

SNF

Abbreviation for skilled nursing facility used by healthcare professionals. An onomatopoeia that evokes the odor of stale urine found in nursing homes.

Doctor to social worker: "This patient will need to be referred to a SNF."

"We visited grandma in the old folks home. After taking one step inside and one sniff, I knew why the social worker called it a SNF."

by yes juanito yes February 10, 2015

flipping cans

Making money by recycling aluminum cans. The cans are abundant and easily found in public places or trash receptacles.

I bought this hoodie at the thrift store from flipping cans, man.

by yes juanito yes January 31, 2015

home state appeal

The advantage of a candidate running for national political office running in a state primary election who is generally believed to be the favorite due to their state of origin.

"Some candidates are bound to have home state appeal and be the favorite in the Presidential Election when they run in their home state."

by yes juanito yes April 18, 2012