yes juanito yes's definitions

Beer then liquor, never sicker; liquor then beer, you’re in the clear

Popular and oft’ used term that the order in which alcohol is consumed makes a difference in how you feel. However, it ends up being the quantity of alcohol consumed.

Respected Canadian researchers found in multiple studies that those who drank beer then liquor drank way more so they got sicker and had a worse hangover. HENCE: Beer then liquor, never sicker; liquor then beer, you’re in the clear.

by yes juanito yes October 29, 2020

window drop

Opening a window by breaking the glass. Most efficient when all the glass falls down with one strike. A good thing when rioting, looting or breaking in.

"Damn! One brick and that window drop."

by yes juanito yes November 16, 2014

Obama Vacay

President Obama's vacation that brings a lot of extra traffic and congestion to your holiday location.

Traffic was at a standstill during the Obama Vacay. We had to walk a few miles through security checkpoints just to get to the beach.

by yes juanito yes January 31, 2015

yqy

you quirky you.

a person or their behavior that is odd but cool.

That was yqy when you showed your punk rock ass at homecoming,

by yes juanito yes October 1, 2016

sky rage

Violent or threatening behavior on an airplane. Similar to road rage.

"I was the victim of sky rage when I used my Knee Defender. The pilot had to land at the nearest airport."

"Remember That guy being dragged off United Airlines? They said re-accommodate, but I called it sky rage."

by yes juanito yes May 30, 2017

puppy test

When a woman uses a puppy to decide whether her boyfriend would be a good father. She is looking for how he attends to the vulnerable and cute creature.

Ann: "How did Mike do on the puppy test?"

Sally: "Great! He looked after and spent time with the pup. I think he'll make a wonderful daddy."

by yes juanito yes September 26, 2014

mind over mattress

The act of engaging one's brain in an effort to wake up from deep sleep.

On weekends and on Monday mornings, it's always mind over mattress. My alarm clock tries to scare the daylights into me.

by yes juanito yes June 8, 2015