yes juanito yes's definitions

unselfie

A pic taken of yourself while donating to charity. Think "unselfish" and "selfie."

I have an unselfie of me dropping a bag of food into a donation receptacle.

by yes juanito yes December 3, 2014

K9 style

Doggie style. Common sex position. K9 = canine.

Last night, we did it K9 style. It's all good.

by yes juanito yes April 5, 2015

Obama Vacay

President Obama's vacation that brings a lot of extra traffic and congestion to your holiday location.

Traffic was at a standstill during the Obama Vacay. We had to walk a few miles through security checkpoints just to get to the beach.

by yes juanito yes January 31, 2015

NAVSpeak

U. S. Navy abbreviations and acronyms that are widely used by naval personnel. Small abbreviations are combined to construct larger acronyms. A few examples of small abbreviations: NAV=naval, COM=command, LANT=Atlantic, PAC=Pacific, SUB=submarine, SURF=surface, RON=squadron, PERS=personnel, DES=destroyer. Larger acronym examples: COMNAVSUBLANT, COMNAVSURFPAC, DESRON, and many more.

In NAVSpeak, the Blue Angels are officially NAVFLIGHTDEMRON (Navy Flight Demonstration Squadron).

by yes juanito yes November 17, 2014

Beer then liquor, never sicker; liquor then beer, you’re in the clear

Popular and oft’ used term that the order in which alcohol is consumed makes a difference in how you feel. However, it ends up being the quantity of alcohol consumed.

Respected Canadian researchers found in multiple studies that those who drank beer then liquor drank way more so they got sicker and had a worse hangover. HENCE: Beer then liquor, never sicker; liquor then beer, you’re in the clear.

by yes juanito yes October 29, 2020

hard salami

1. Cold cut. Goes nice in a sandwich.

2. Stiff cock Goes nice in a pussy.

1. Gimme a hard salami sandwich.

2. Gimme some hard salami now.

by yes juanito yes November 11, 2014

SNF

Abbreviation for skilled nursing facility used by healthcare professionals. An onomatopoeia that evokes the odor of stale urine found in nursing homes.

Doctor to social worker: "This patient will need to be referred to a SNF."

"We visited grandma in the old folks home. After taking one step inside and one sniff, I knew why the social worker called it a SNF."

by yes juanito yes February 10, 2015