Knee Defender

A two-piece device used to prevent the airline passenger in front of you from pushing their seat back, thus giving you more leg room.

"I'm glad I brought along my Knee Defender on this flight. Much more room for me in front."

by yes juanito yes August 26, 2014

pyroterrorism

The use of fire to terrorize people.

Wildfires set by arsonists plagued the city, so we had to evacuate. Leaders called it pyroterrorism.

by yes juanito yes November 25, 2016

I get that

Statement made by someone who claims to understand a specific problem or issue brought up by others. Conveys active listening and concern.

I know exactly what you're talking about. I get that. I have some ideas on how to fix it.

by yes juanito yes January 05, 2015

charge buddy

A friend, family member or co-worker with whom you share a charger for an electronic device.

Worker 1: "Since we have the same model of smartphone, can we share the same charger?"

Worker 2: "Yeah, so you'll be my charge buddy."

by yes juanito yes July 26, 2014

brain fog

A state of mental confusion or forgetfulness that lasts longer than a brain fart or brain freeze. Can last daze (sic) to years.

Grandma seemed to be in a brain fog for a couple days last week.

by yes juanito yes March 06, 2015

Furniturelessness

When you have a home, apartment, or staying with others and you don't own any home furnishings.

I just moved into my new apartment and I don't have a bed, chair, or table to my name. I'm suffering from Furniturelessness.

by yes juanito yes May 16, 2014

seal breaker

The last fart that forces you to take a shit. Once the anal "seal" is broken, you must urgently find a toilet for a number 2.

"It's 30 minutes to the next rest stop. I can't fart now, it could be the seal breaker."

"After that seal breaker, I quickly had a massive dump. I let out a sigh of release in the restroom after that BM.

by yes juanito yes October 05, 2016