Definitions by yes juanito yes

nightmare-athon

A never-ending time of terrible experiences. Combination of nightmare and marathon. It feels like a recurring bad dream.

I lost everything and almost died. Coviid-19 has been a nightmare-athon.

nightmare-athon by yes juanito yes May 5, 2020

COVID-20 

The sequel to COVID-19. It could be worse or not as bad.

I lost everything and almost died from coronavirus in 2020. We’ll see what happens with COVID-20.

COVID-20 by yes juanito yes May 5, 2020

deathcare workers 

Individuals charged with important tasks following people dying. Includes medical examiners plus autopsy and funeral workers and more.

From a government email during the Covod-19 pandemic: ‘Deathcare workers need to decide who is responsible for cleaning the outside of the body bags.’

deathcare workers by yes juanito yes May 5, 2020

line sitter 

a professional who stands in queue so that their client can conveniently get into a big event or restaurant

“i paid a line sitter $30/hour so i could get the best deals on Black Friday”

line sitter by yes juanito yes November 21, 2018

inaction figure 

Plastic figurine of a low energy character or celebrity who is not a super hero.

"Have you seen the new Golden Girls action figures of Blanche, Dorothy, Rose and Stella? "

"Yeah, but they are more like inaction figures."

inaction figure by yes juanito yes July 22, 2018

dab the tip

To wipe the penis tip with toilet paper after urinating. Usually done by older guys with prostate issues after peeing.

Guy 1: "You're only 30 and you dab the tip?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I didn't want to get my underwear dirty."

dab the tip by yes juanito yes June 19, 2018

covfefelessness 

The absence of covfefe.

Human 1: "Would you rather live in a world of covfefelessness?"

Human 2: "Maybe."

Human 1: "That's an absurdism."

covfefelessness by yes juanito yes December 21, 2017