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distracted dining

Diverted attention while eating either solo or with others. May occur in a private residence, or at a restaurant or public event. Minor distractions may include obnoxious people in the vicinity; major disturbances may include medical or police emergencies.

I had a distracted dining experience last Thanksgiving. My sister's baby wouldn't stop crying and fussing.

A guy collapsed in the cafeteria the other day. We had to call paramedics. It was definitely distracted dining.

by yes juanito yes November 10, 2014

chicken teeth

An argument that is cowardly or weak, and lacks sharpness or focus. Chickens don't have teeth.

In the debate, the candidate's position was chicken teeth.

At the press conference, the spox gave a chicken teeth response.

by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015

pet preserver

A flotation vest for an animal (usually a dog). It is comfortable, stylish, and highly visible. It has a leash ring, and a handle on top for EZ retrieval from water.

That bitch went overboard from the speedboat. Good thing she was wearing a pet preserver.

by yes juanito yes March 14, 2015

husband faker

A husband who feigns incompetence in performing household tasks in order to be excused from having to do them. Examples include feigning an inability to vacuum, purposefully showing confusion in trying to locate items in the kitchen, totally avoiding and showing inability to do laundry, etc.

Jack: "I'm a husband faker. To get out of housework, I pretended to not know how to vacuum, cook or do the laundry. Now my wife does everything."

by yes juanito yes April 7, 2013

gum control

School policy that prohibits chewing gum on campus so students don't stick the gum under the desks or put it on the floor.

My school has gum control. It's dumb. No gum aloud. They tell us to spit it out but usually everyone pops another one back in.

by yes juanito yes April 16, 2015

could've, would've, should've

The idea of reflecting back on your life and thinking about how things might now be better if you did things differently in the past. Usually involves feelings of guilt.

"I'm always thinking about the ghosts in my past, you know. The could've, would've, should've."

by yes juanito yes December 20, 2017

Soup People

The large corporations that manufacture the liquid food that is sold to the working classes, and given away to the desolate. Well known companies include Campbell's and Progresso.

I volunteered at the homeless pantry where they told me to put six cans of food in each box. A lot of it was from the Soup People."

by yes juanito yes November 16, 2014