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Paul is gay and I can't change that, but I really wish he wouldn't bring his stupid goyfriend around here so often. That gay- (sorry) guy is just plain annoying.
by yar! A pirate! November 18, 2010
Get the Goyfriendmug. 1. 2008 Olympic Women's All-Around Gymnastics Champion.
2. The most beautiful human female who ever has or ever will exist.
2. The most beautiful human female who ever has or ever will exist.
-Nastia Liukin won Women's All-Around!
-Is that the Nastia Liukin who is the most beautiful human female ever?
-Yeah, same one.
-Is that the Nastia Liukin who is the most beautiful human female ever?
-Yeah, same one.
by YAR! A pirate! September 16, 2010
Get the Nastia Liukinmug. ALA is an acronym for "Actually Laughing Audibly." Many believe it carries the same meaning as "lol." Had ALA been used pre-2003, this would have been true. However, due to the commonplace over-usage of "lol" (use when there is no laughter out-loud), the need for an acronym referring to audible laughter has arisen. Hence, ALA. Use of ALA when one is not, in fact, actually laughing audibly, will result in a german shepherd attack.
(In a FB chat conversation)
A: Well man, just keep jammin' her until it falls off.
B (who is laughing his freakin' balls off): ALA!!!
A: Well man, just keep jammin' her until it falls off.
B (who is laughing his freakin' balls off): ALA!!!
by Yar! A pirate! October 24, 2010
Get the ALAmug. A condition similar to Coprolalia (the condition which causes one to shout obscenities involuntarily, often confused with Tourette's syndrome) brought on temporarily by making mistakes while playing Tetris.
Anna: Piss! Shit! Ass!
Dave: What's wrong with Anna? Does she have coprolalia?
Grace: No, she's just playing tetris.
Dave: Ah, another tragic case of Tetrette's.
Dave: What's wrong with Anna? Does she have coprolalia?
Grace: No, she's just playing tetris.
Dave: Ah, another tragic case of Tetrette's.
by Yar! A pirate! October 28, 2010
Get the Tetrette'smug. Smart Car (n.) The dumbest idea any auto maker has ever had, even worse than the Reliant Robin. It is one of the most ugly, least safe, and generally most annoying cars in the world. The people who drive them are among the most annoying human beings as well.
by Yar! A pirate! October 28, 2010
Get the Smart Carmug. Jammin (v.):
1. Continuing to have sex after coming.
2. Having sex despite also having a less-than-hard on.
1. Continuing to have sex after coming.
2. Having sex despite also having a less-than-hard on.
"I'm pretty sure she has delayed orgasm, because I lasted almost an hour and still came before her, so I just kept jammin for another 20 minutes."
A: "I know for a fact that that 83 year old guy has ED, and yet he continues his porn career without the aid of Viagra or Cialis. How does he do it?"
B: "Dude, he jams those teens like crazy"
A: "I know for a fact that that 83 year old guy has ED, and yet he continues his porn career without the aid of Viagra or Cialis. How does he do it?"
B: "Dude, he jams those teens like crazy"
by Yar! A pirate! October 24, 2010
Get the Jamminmug. Negro Shit (n.) refers to an action, idea, or event which is either of general disapproval, or was orchestrated by black people and is complete shit.
1. "Did you see the call that black referee made? It was complete negro sheee-it!"
2. "What the hell is this negro shit?"
3. A:"Hey, you do guys want to go have raging gay butt sex?"
B: "Hell no! Enough of your negro shit!"
2. "What the hell is this negro shit?"
3. A:"Hey, you do guys want to go have raging gay butt sex?"
B: "Hell no! Enough of your negro shit!"
by Yar! A pirate! October 24, 2010
Get the Negro Shitmug.