ya boy trax's definitions

Recession Candy

the cheap ass candy you can buy at a value price due to our struggling economy, not full priced, but a value discount, a must have.

Andy- man, I got a buck left and I am hungry!!!
Mike- get some recession candy
Andy- you're right, they are only 69 cents!
Mike- perfect for yo broke ass!

by Ya Boy Trax September 2, 2010

Hot Chick Withdrawl

The sense of urgency you get when you're not around any hot chicks when normally you are, which can lead to symptoms such as boredom,increased testoserone levels,unexplainable stress,overindulgence of alcohol and or marijuana.

Andy:damn I am so bored!
Mike:Is that why you're on your third beer
Andy:that and I'm suffering from like a 2 day hot chick withdrawl
Mike: I think they got a pill for that now

by Ya Boy Trax June 28, 2010

Bitch Button

The ignore button that gets pushed by your angry ex when you are blowing up their phone realizing how damn stupid and CLUELESS you really are when you try to holler at her friends,don't be a jackass!

Andy:Is that CLUELESS bastard still blowin up your phone?
Khristina:Uh,definitely,I'm so pushing the bitch button
Andy:hells yeah,that's what his dumbass gets

by Ya Boy Trax July 13, 2010

Text-cuse

a random text you send to someone just to talk to someone just because you're bored and nothing else better to do.

Andy: I had nothing else better to do at work, so I found a text-cuse just to talk to someone
Jon: you're lazy!
Andy: no, I am just bored and there aint shit else to do!!!

by Ya Boy Trax August 17, 2010

Be Back Relapse

The quick decision you make when you know that

you should quit an addiction although you relapse quickly and proceed to quit immediately

thereafter, when in conclusion, you make no damn sense!

Andy: man, I wanna smoke that, but I know that's just a Be Back Relapse.
Mike:Yeah, but we're gonna quit anyway.
Andy: Honestly dude, how long we been sayin' that?
Mike:quite a long time
Andy: No comment.

by Ya Boy Trax July 21, 2010

Justifiable Blow Off

The act you perform when you blow off your homies for a hot ass chick when deep down your homies are being jealous of you cause you're kickin it with the girl they want which in conclusion. Its a justifiable blow off

Andy: so they are definitely mad I pulled a justifiable blow off, but I really don't give a fuck
Kevin: hey, its all good, gotta blow off the homies every now and then for a chick
Andy:oh, it was definitely worth it!!!

by Ya Boy Trax August 9, 2010

Scotch Watch

the result of drinking too much, or preferably scotch. when the victim falls asleep, they get a ballsack slapped on their wrist, thus the notorious Scotch Watch

Frat Boy 1:Dude, Jerry passed out!
Frat Boy 2: dude, it's a perfect time to give him a Scotch Watch!
Frat Boy 1: Ehh, you're right, he's a pledge anyway

by Ya Boy Trax June 16, 2010