20 definitions by ya boy trax

Bitch Button

The ignore button that gets pushed by your angry ex when you are blowing up their phone realizing how damn stupid and CLUELESS you really are when you try to holler at her friends,don't be a jackass!

Andy:Is that CLUELESS bastard still blowin up your phone?
Khristina:Uh,definitely,I'm so pushing the bitch button
Andy:hells yeah,that's what his dumbass gets

by ya boy trax July 11, 2010

Whats Buzzin Cousin?

slang term used to ask how someone is or how they are doing, plus a new way to greet someone.

Andy:Whats Buzzin Cousin?
Brett:Not shit, you?
Andy: I'm good, and it's ironic how you are my cousin
Brett: you are right, that is pretty crazy

by ya boy trax June 29, 2010

Drunken Conscience

The state of mind you're in when you've been dipping in the sauce. Where all of your normal sober problems hit while you're drunk,which leads you into a spiral of more drinking and or just drunken rambling along with crocodile tears.

Gary:man, this Rum got me on some drunken conscience ish
Steve:can't you just say shit, you drunken fool!
(Gary starts cryin') leave me alone man!
Steve: I shoulda cut you hours ago

by ya boy trax July 28, 2010

Be Back Relapse

The quick decision you make when you know that

you should quit an addiction although you relapse quickly and proceed to quit immediately

thereafter, when in conclusion, you make no damn sense!

Andy: man, I wanna smoke that, but I know that's just a Be Back Relapse.
Mike:Yeah, but we're gonna quit anyway.
Andy: Honestly dude, how long we been sayin' that?
Mike:quite a long time
Andy: No comment.

by ya boy trax July 21, 2010

Text-cuse

a random text you send to someone just to talk to someone just because you're bored and nothing else better to do.

Andy: I had nothing else better to do at work, so I found a text-cuse just to talk to someone
Jon: you're lazy!
Andy: no, I am just bored and there aint shit else to do!!!

by ya boy trax August 17, 2010

No Reason Boner

the sudden, unexpected boner you get for no apparent reason. can be brought on due to no stimulation of the penis, just no reason.can be abbreviated as NRB.

Fred:so, I was sitting in the class the other day and I asked the teacher if I could go to the bathroom and I got up and had a no reason boner!
Rick: That shit's funny dawg, did the teacher see you?
Fred:Yah!, along with the whole classroom too!, I was embarassed!

by ya boy trax July 4, 2010

Snail Boy

slowest homie out the click, says he'll be ready in 5 minutes, however takes more than 20 minutes to get ready, which is lame, therefore the term Snailboy coined.

Andy:whats taking Fox so long?!?
Richie: I dunno, we got here 30 mins ago and HE STILL AINT READY!!!!!
Andy: Yah, hes a definite Snail Boy

by ya boy trax June 20, 2010