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Designated ugly fat friend. The girl (or guy) in a circle of friends who is usually the least attractive in the group. Usually the one who provided the ride, designated friver or paid cover charge for the others.
duff by xzybit December 28, 2005

ghetto parking lot 

Any street where some balla, goon or other thug stops his car in the middle of it while he hollas at his homies or a ho, usually impeding traffic.
If you drive through tha hood, be prepared to run into a ghetto parking lot.
ghetto parking lot by xzybit December 28, 2005

cat suit 

One piece bodysuit made of leather, lace, fishnet or lycra and extremely sexy when worn by women with good body shapes.
When my GF put on her cat suit, I instantly got a woody.
cat suit by xzybit December 17, 2005
A good home gym for those short on living space, but damn expensive ($1500 for the whole set!!) Better off to get some REAL weights or a GYM membership for a fraction of the cost.
Joe: Did you see that new Bowflex commercial?
Dave:Yep, but$49.95 a month my ass!!
Bowflex by xzybit December 14, 2005
PC term for refugee. Until the Katrina disaster, that word didn't even exist, but thanks to Jessie "hep me lawd" Jackson and Al "where's my comb" Sharpton, its now a new word in our vocabulary.
Joe: I hope those refugees don't come in my neighborhood.
Matt: We're supposed to call them evacuees.
Joe: Oh my bad.
Evacuee by xzybit October 26, 2005
FEMA stands for:
F-uck
E-very
M-inority
A-merican
Example? Just watch the news and see how much fema fucked up in N.O!!
Fema by xzybit October 1, 2005

Golden Age of Black Music 

The period of time, roughly between 1977 and 1988 when Black music was at it's prime is what is referred to the golden age of Black Music. Disco was going downhill and Black people wanted something new. Artists like Chic, Chaka Khan, Atlantic Starr, Prince, Cherrelle and Alexander O’Neal ruled the dance floor back in the day.

The soul music back then wasn't quite mainstream enough for MTV or the top 40 radio stations to play and if you didn't have BET or an Urban radio station in your town, you only got to hear about what was happening from friends, clubs or when the artists actually came to play in your town.

Early Rap music focused more on the music and beats and the rhymes then were somewhat light hearted, often about having a good time or boasting about the MC’s prowess and abilities with the mike. It was always about the mike.

Around 1989, “Gangsta rap” was born and artists like NWA and 2 Live Crew took off. Soul artists started to make their music sound more mainstream to appeal to a larger audience. Some artists, like Keith Sweat, Teddy Riley, and his group GUY, created what was known as the New Jack Swing sound to give people an alternative to the new rap scene, but by then, BET and now MTV started to feature more hardcore rap in heavy rotation. Even mainstream radio got in on the action and the new jack artists, while talented and promising, never enjoyed the full glory of the golden age era.

In the new millennium, Rap/Hip Hop became the dominant format of black music, with empires positioned to make producers like Sean 'Puffy' Combs, Russel Simmons, Suge Knight and Master P the next Black billionaires
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Unfortunately, the new generations of producers seem to care more about the money, ego and fame than the quality of music they produce, churning out cookie cutter hits based on sex, gang violence and excessive lifestyles. Also its questionable as to what image it gives young children to aspire to.

Who knows what the future promises for black music; the new Neo-soul sound seems promising enough, with talented singers like Jill Scott, John Legend, Alicia Keyes and Kem in the forefront, but only time will tell if there will be another golden age for neo soul or if it will go the way of the new jack.
If you are a generation X'er, you probably grew up during the golden age of black music.
Golden Age of Black Music by xzybit September 27, 2005