xzybit's definitions

project ponytail

A type of hairstyle worn by hoodrats, gangsta bitches, etc. where the hair is pulled back in a ponytail style, but the girl just barely has enough hair to tie it off.

Shaweewee was in the beauty store looking for some clip on hair to fix up her busted ass project ponytail.

by xzybit April 18, 2005

ghost light

Lighting in a video game that has no apparent source for the light to come from. Its like going out on a bright day, but not being able to find the sun in the sky even though the surroundings are brightly lit. Dead Rising on XBOX is a good example.

Damn ghost light, are programmers to lazy to code a damn sun??

by xzybit June 24, 2007

oklahoma city

Biggest city in Oklahoma with over half a million people. The rest of the nation is jealous of them because they have the lowest cost of living in the nation and usually the cheapest gas in the nation when OPEC starts jacking with oil production. With the addition of Bricktown and their canal, it's the best place in state to visit.

Fred:Hey Joey, wanna go to Tulsa this weekend?

Joey:Tulsa sucks, I'm going to OKC!!

by xzybit July 28, 2005

amadoo

The ass kissing tribe in most major corporations. Also known as sheeple, gophers and brown nosers. Similar to the moteasa tribe.

Co worker 1:John must belong to the Amadoo tribe.
Co worker 2:what's that?
Co worker 1:Amadoo whatever Mr Jenkins tell me to do.

by xzybit November 3, 2007

20-80 Rule

In any nightclub in America you go to, 20 percent of the guys there are getting 80 percent of the action. The other 80 percent of the guys are usually too chicken shit to do anything but watch the hot girls dance while sipping on their drinks and getting horny.

Always remember the 20-80 rule when you go out.

by xzybit February 7, 2005

thick

A term that used to mean a girl who wasn't fat or skinny, but was well proportioned, but s now to describe any plus sized chick who doesn't want to accept the term BBW or fat.

Melyssa Ford, attractive rap video girl is the true definition of thick, but chicks like Missy Ellioy, Jill Scott and Kelly Price classify themselves as thick too..

by xzybit June 28, 2005

crazy check

Money from the Department of mental health that is given to those who are mentally handicapped, or 'crazy'.

Hey tard, did you get your crazy check this month.

by xzybit April 22, 2005