crazy check

Money from the Department of mental health that is given to those who are mentally handicapped, or 'crazy'.

Hey tard, did you get your crazy check this month.

by xzybit April 22, 2005

ghetto parking lot

Any street where some balla, goon or other thug stops his car in the middle of it while he hollas at his homies or a ho, usually impeding traffic.

If you drive through tha hood, be prepared to run into a ghetto parking lot.

by xzybit December 28, 2005

Pancake Bottom

A flat ass. Also "white girl butt".

Opposite of apple bottom

That girl got a pancake bottom.

by xzybit November 23, 2004

class vi

The liquor store on Military bases. Popular because being a government facility they don't have to adhere to the local liquor laws of the region they are located, IE not selling on certain days, types of beer, etc.

It's Sunday and the local townie liquor store is closed, so let's go to the class vi.

by xzybit June 09, 2007

bubbly

Type of personality usually displayed by lonley and over eager Fat chicks.

Bertha has a bubbly personality.

by xzybit July 23, 2004

slow boat to china

Describes an activity that although it takes up a great deal of time to complete, it's an enjoyable experience nonetheless, like oral sex when the girl is not in a hurry to finish.

When my old girl started to give me head, I was on a slow boat to china.

by xzybit January 03, 2006

Bowflex

A good home gym for those short on living space, but damn expensive ($1500 for the whole set!!) Better off to get some REAL weights or a GYM membership for a fraction of the cost.

Joe: Did you see that new Bowflex commercial?
Dave:Yep, but$49.95 a month my ass!!

by xzybit December 14, 2005