xzybit's definitions

oklahoma city

Biggest city in Oklahoma with over half a million people. The rest of the nation is jealous of them because they have the lowest cost of living in the nation and usually the cheapest gas in the nation when OPEC starts jacking with oil production. With the addition of Bricktown and their canal, it's the best place in state to visit.

Fred:Hey Joey, wanna go to Tulsa this weekend?

Joey:Tulsa sucks, I'm going to OKC!!

by xzybit July 28, 2005

amadoo

The ass kissing tribe in most major corporations. Also known as sheeple, gophers and brown nosers. Similar to the moteasa tribe.

Co worker 1:John must belong to the Amadoo tribe.
Co worker 2:what's that?
Co worker 1:Amadoo whatever Mr Jenkins tell me to do.

by xzybit November 3, 2007

hee-haw

A redneck or hick.

Oklahoma is full of hee haws.

by xzybit September 10, 2004

20-80 Rule

In any nightclub in America you go to, 20 percent of the guys there are getting 80 percent of the action. The other 80 percent of the guys are usually too chicken shit to do anything but watch the hot girls dance while sipping on their drinks and getting horny.

Always remember the 20-80 rule when you go out.

by xzybit February 7, 2005

fat girl glitter graphics

The glitter graphics used by fat chicks on myspace, blackplanet or any other blog in place of their photo in their profile, usually of some shapely generic girl shaking her ass.

Fat girl glitter graphics are the rage on myspace.

by xzybit November 8, 2006

slow boat to china

Describes an activity that although it takes up a great deal of time to complete, it's an enjoyable experience nonetheless, like oral sex when the girl is not in a hurry to finish.

When my old girl started to give me head, I was on a slow boat to china.

by xzybit January 3, 2006

zatfig

Deceptive term used in personals by females, usually meaning "F A T".

Zatfig female seeks same.

by xzybit July 23, 2004