xzybit's definitions

class vi

The liquor store on Military bases. Popular because being a government facility they don't have to adhere to the local liquor laws of the region they are located, IE not selling on certain days, types of beer, etc.

It's Sunday and the local townie liquor store is closed, so let's go to the class vi.

by xzybit June 9, 2007

reubenesque

Deceptive term used in personals by females, usually meaning "FAT".

Fat Face.

She has a reubenesque face.

by xzybit July 23, 2004

Project Pekingese

An extremely ugly looking hood bitch, usually characterized by having a smashed in scrunched expression like she just whiffed the funky panties she has on. They typically are very short in stature although they can weigh upwards of several hundered pounds.

Man, did you see that Project Pekingese D'aunte brought to the set last night?

by xzybit December 17, 2004

bubbly

Type of personality usually displayed by lonley and over eager Fat chicks.

Bertha has a bubbly personality.

by xzybit July 23, 2004

cop stache

The style of mustache that was popular back in the 80's and made semi famous by Robert Redford, but nowadays worn primarily by police, usually corrupt or asshole ones.

Rule of thumb: The bigger the cop stache, the bigger the asshole he is.

by xzybit March 8, 2006

Bowflex

A good home gym for those short on living space, but damn expensive ($1500 for the whole set!!) Better off to get some REAL weights or a GYM membership for a fraction of the cost.

Joe: Did you see that new Bowflex commercial?
Dave:Yep, but$49.95 a month my ass!!

by xzybit December 14, 2005

ghetoos

Tattoos worn by wanna be gangstas and/or their hoes claiming some street, hood or other stupid shit.

His ghettoo said "Hoova 4 life".

by xzybit September 9, 2004