xowe's definitions

Comfort Colors

What the cool Southerners wear as tee shirts and sweaters.

If you ain't got no Comfort Colors in your wardrobe, then you are most certainly a Yankee.

by xowe March 31, 2019

Demichiganization

The process where the children of Northern transplants to the South, especially from Michigan, adapt to Southern culture and southern drawl, often to the disgust of their parents.

I regret leaving Ann Arbor for Birmingham, my son has an annoying drawl, eats gross food, wears comfort colors and khaki shorts, and wants to go to Bama instead of Umich; I am worried that demichiganization will affect my younger children as well.

by xowe March 30, 2019

Yankee Teen Slang

Teen Slang terms that are popular in the entire United States except for the South.

Salty, Yeet, IMHO, TMI, Swag, Xanny Family, Saturdaze, five dive, and the like are all Yankee Teen Slang terms that we Southern teens think are weird.

by xowe March 31, 2019

Coosa Queen

Alabama Slang: A boat that people like to party on; derived from the Coosa Queen event rental boat on Logan Martin Lake.

Y'all's kids turned the pontoon into a Coosa Queen when y'all were in Biloxi.

by xowe March 31, 2019

Chip and Joanna Gaines

A couple in Waco that loves to flip other people's houses and make Waco beautiful. Their work is commonly seen in the HGTV series Fixer Upper.

Chip and Joanna Gaines saved my house from demolition.

by xowe March 31, 2019

Bama Bangs

The Northern term for a preppy brushed haircut.

When we went to Ann Arbor people kept calling our hair Bama Bangs, but everybody there has yankee hair.

by xowe March 31, 2019

Minny Jackson Chocolate Pie

A pie that is made out of poop, as seen in The Help.

I gave her a Minny Jackson Chocolate Pie and she at two slices!

by xowe March 30, 2019