Definitions by xowe

Bama Bangs 

The Northern term for a preppy brushed haircut.

When we went to Ann Arbor people kept calling our hair Bama Bangs, but everybody there has yankee hair.

Bama Bangs by xowe March 31, 2019

Demichiganization 

The process where the children of Northern transplants to the South, especially from Michigan, adapt to Southern culture and southern drawl, often to the disgust of their parents.

I regret leaving Ann Arbor for Birmingham, my son has an annoying drawl, eats gross food, wears comfort colors and khaki shorts, and wants to go to Bama instead of Umich; I am worried that demichiganization will affect my younger children as well.

Demichiganization by xowe March 30, 2019

Minny Jackson Chocolate Pie 

A pie that is made out of poop, as seen in The Help.

I gave her a Minny Jackson Chocolate Pie and she at two slices!

Minny Jackson Chocolate Pie by xowe March 30, 2019

Flornadians

Canadians that live in Florida

There are plenty of Flornadians to spare in Orlando.

Flornadians by xowe March 30, 2019

Yankee Florida 

The area of Florida south of Gainesville and not Key West or the Everglades.

Them yankees took over most of Florida and made it Yankee Florida with their unsweet tea and they want to open up one of them Tim Hortons.

Yankee Florida by xowe March 30, 2019

Carmichaeling 

Moving to New York City from Alabama and changing your last name to match your rich gay friend that owns a plantation and hide your poor southern roots, like how Melanie "Carmichael" did in Sweet Home Alabama.

He is carmichaeling to hide that he grew up in a double wide.

Carmichaeling by xowe March 30, 2019

Trudeauing 

A hot guy running for a political office. Derived from PM Justin Trudeau, whose ripped body is one of Canada's national treasures.

He is Trudeauing to become the next Premier of Saskatchewan.

Trudeauing by xowe March 30, 2019