13 year jail sentence

school

4-year olds better get ready for their 13 year jail sentence.

by xdarkvEnom October 16, 2013

june 5

The day you finally get released out of your 9 month jail sentence, AKA school

Guy1: Dude it's almost June 5th!!

Guy2: Celebrate good times come on!! :D

by xdarkvEnom October 13, 2013

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Did you really take all the time to type that?

Dude1: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

Dude2: Why did you take the time to type that?

by xdarkvEnom September 9, 2013

centurylink

The absolute worst internet provider ever.

Guy1: I'm switching to CenturyLink tomorrow!

Guy2: Have fun in virtual hell.

by xdarkvEnom October 13, 2013

doorwhore

That one person who is 1 year older than you and they think they can just skip into the front of the line to go onto the school bus

Guy1: Dude, that bitch just skipped in front of me!

Guy2: Dude, she's the Doorwhore.

by xdarkvEnom September 11, 2013

staircasing

When you make a staircase to heaven in Minecraft HG, using lava buckets and water buckets, making a staircase of cobblestone. Shown in BajanCanadian's Hunger Games series episode 232.

Guy1: Why is there a staircase of cobblestone going up?

Guy2: They went staircasing.

by xdarkvEnom September 9, 2013

my period is late

the most terrifying thing a man could hear

"my period is late"

"shit"

by xdarkvEnom December 8, 2013