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iFunny by xHilarious iFunny November 11, 2014

University of Florida 

The best public college in the world in education and athletics!
We are the boys from old Florida
F-L-O-R-I-D-A
Where the girls are the fairest,
The boys are the squarest
Of any old state down our way
GO GATORS!
We are all strong for old Florida
Down where the old Gators play
In all kinds of weather
We'll all stick together
for F-L-O-R-I-D-A
GO GATORS!
-The University of Florida

Vagabond 

An autistic, blind, deaf, paralyzed homeless baby orphan who has AIDS (although they are always virgins) and ebola, is without arms, legs, or genitals, and is allergic to food, water, and oxygen. They are commonly named Zachary.
I brutally murdered 80 vagabonds with a spork and threw a cheerwine bomb at them.
Vagabond by xHilarious iFunny November 10, 2014

bandwaggoners 

The plural of bandwaggoner.
Most Florida State University fans are bandwaggoners.
bandwaggoners by xHilarious iFunny November 9, 2014

cheerwine bomb

When you chug down a can of cheerwine and then cum into it and throw it out of a skyscraper window onto the street below. Also called Charlotte Cheerwine Bomb, North Carolina Bomb and other names for different sodas, like Dr. Pepper Bomb and Coca-Cola Bomb
I threw a Cheerwine Bomb on some poor soul yesterday.

Charlotte Lasso

when you cum into a sock and swing it above your partner

Cincinatti Baseball 

When you stick a baseball in a girl's vagina as a punishment
He gave her a Cincinatti Baseball last night