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A corrupt police department located in Tallahasse, Florida. They are full of Florida State University bandwaggoners so they refuse to arrest Jameis Winston for rape and shoplifting because he is their star quarterback.
The Tallahassee Police Department is paid by Florida State University to not arrest their criminal football players
by xHilarious iFunny November 13, 2014
Get the Tallahassee Police Departmentmug. A retarded faggot who is obsessed with saying "I like pie", yo momma jokes, and potatoes. They also insist that potato is spelled potatoe, which just proves how stupid they really are.
Tom: I raped that bitch in COD!
Zach: I raped yo momma in pokemon!
Random kid: OHHHHHHHH BURN!!!
Tom: Dude, you're acting like a ten year old.
Random kid: OHHHH HE OWNED YOU!!
Zach: Well, you're acting like a potatoe! Which IS spelled with an e on the end! BTW I like pie.
Tom: No it isn't, you uneducated fag. Why do I even talk to you?
Zach: Because I'm incredibly swag!
Tom: (Walks away)
Random kid: You'd better run!
Tom: (Beats the shit out of Zach and random kid)
Zach: I raped yo momma in pokemon!
Random kid: OHHHHHHHH BURN!!!
Tom: Dude, you're acting like a ten year old.
Random kid: OHHHH HE OWNED YOU!!
Zach: Well, you're acting like a potatoe! Which IS spelled with an e on the end! BTW I like pie.
Tom: No it isn't, you uneducated fag. Why do I even talk to you?
Zach: Because I'm incredibly swag!
Tom: (Walks away)
Random kid: You'd better run!
Tom: (Beats the shit out of Zach and random kid)
by xHilarious iFunny January 11, 2015
Get the Ten year oldmug. by xHilarious iFunny November 7, 2014
Get the Florida State Universitymug. We are the boys from old Florida
F-L-O-R-I-D-A
Where the girls are the fairest,
The boys are the squarest
Of any old state down our way
GO GATORS!
We are all strong for old Florida
Down where the old Gators play
In all kinds of weather
We'll all stick together
for F-L-O-R-I-D-A
GO GATORS!
-The University of Florida
F-L-O-R-I-D-A
Where the girls are the fairest,
The boys are the squarest
Of any old state down our way
GO GATORS!
We are all strong for old Florida
Down where the old Gators play
In all kinds of weather
We'll all stick together
for F-L-O-R-I-D-A
GO GATORS!
-The University of Florida
by xHilarious iFunny November 11, 2014
Get the University of Floridamug. When you chug down a can of cheerwine and then cum into it and throw it out of a skyscraper window onto the street below. Also called Charlotte Cheerwine Bomb, North Carolina Bomb and other names for different sodas, like Dr. Pepper Bomb and Coca-Cola Bomb
by xHilarious iFunny November 9, 2014
Get the cheerwine bombmug. I went to suchar that bitch but she escaped!
by xHilarious iFunny December 1, 2014
Get the Sucharmug. The best and funniest app ever created! Users post hilarious memes, gifs, and pictures to try to get one of the 60 feature spots every day, the best of the best!
by xHilarious iFunny November 11, 2014
Get the iFunnymug.