xHilarious iFunny's definitions

Charlotte Lasso

when you cum into a sock and swing it above your partner

charlotte lasso

by xHilarious iFunny November 7, 2014

Cincinatti Baseball

When you stick a baseball in a girl's vagina as a punishment

He gave her a Cincinatti Baseball last night

by xHilarious iFunny November 7, 2014

Florida State University

A shitty school where all you have to do is be on an athletic team to get immunity from arrest.

Jameis Winston goes to Florida State University, so he won't be arrested for shoplifting or rape.

by xHilarious iFunny November 7, 2014

cheerwine bomb

When you chug down a can of cheerwine and then cum into it and throw it out of a skyscraper window onto the street below. Also called Charlotte Cheerwine Bomb, North Carolina Bomb and other names for different sodas, like Dr. Pepper Bomb and Coca-Cola Bomb

I threw a Cheerwine Bomb on some poor soul yesterday.

by xHilarious iFunny November 9, 2014

bandwaggoners

The plural of bandwaggoner.

Most Florida State University fans are bandwaggoners.

by xHilarious iFunny November 9, 2014

Vagabond

An autistic, blind, deaf, paralyzed homeless baby orphan who has AIDS (although they are always virgins) and ebola, is without arms, legs, or genitals, and is allergic to food, water, and oxygen. They are commonly named Zachary.

I brutally murdered 80 vagabonds with a spork and threw a cheerwine bomb at them.

by xHilarious iFunny November 10, 2014

North Carolina Bomb

A Cheerwine Bomb thrown in North Carolina.

Tom: "I threw a North Carolina Bomb at Jameis Winston the other day."

Will: "He deserved it."

by xHilarious iFunny November 11, 2014