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Masturbating Zach Style
Masturbating Zach Style by xHilarious iFunny January 12, 2015
Ten year old
A retarded faggot who is obsessed with saying "I like pie", yo momma jokes, and potatoes. They also insist that potato is spelled potatoe, which just proves how stupid they really are.
Tom: I raped that bitch in COD!
Zach: I raped yo momma in pokemon!
Random kid: OHHHHHHHH BURN!!!
Tom: Dude, you're acting like a ten year old.
Random kid: OHHHH HE OWNED YOU!!
Zach: Well, you're acting like a potatoe! Which IS spelled with an e on the end! BTW I like pie.
Tom: No it isn't, you uneducated fag. Why do I even talk to you?
Zach: Because I'm incredibly swag!
Tom: (Walks away)
Random kid: You'd better run!
Tom: (Beats the shit out of Zach and random kid)
Zach: I raped yo momma in pokemon!
Random kid: OHHHHHHHH BURN!!!
Tom: Dude, you're acting like a ten year old.
Random kid: OHHHH HE OWNED YOU!!
Zach: Well, you're acting like a potatoe! Which IS spelled with an e on the end! BTW I like pie.
Tom: No it isn't, you uneducated fag. Why do I even talk to you?
Zach: Because I'm incredibly swag!
Tom: (Walks away)
Random kid: You'd better run!
Tom: (Beats the shit out of Zach and random kid)
Ten year old by xHilarious iFunny January 11, 2015
Captain India
Like Captain America, but is an Indian stereotype. His alter ego is Sachin Dhullipalla, a call center worker. When he is Captain India, he dresses in traditional Indian clothing with an Indian flag as his cape, wearing a magical fanny pack filled with curry and math, and rocking socks with sandals. First, he will confuse his enemies by throwing the math at them, then he will throw curry into their eyes and escape on his magical flying elephant.
I thought I would be killed by the Summer Soldier after he threw a Cheerwine bomb at me but then Captain India came out of nowhere and saved my life!
Captain India by xHilarious iFunny January 8, 2015
Canadian
A lumberjack riding on a moose in a blizzard, who is carrying a canadian flag on a hockey stick, drinking maple syrup mixed with Tim Hortons coffee, and commonly says "sorry, eh" in the English-speaking provinces or "désolé, eh" in Québec.
Canadian by xHilarious iFunny December 1, 2014
Hell's Campfire
When you urinate on a fire to put it out, but you don't know that urine is highly flammable and the fire travels up your stream and you get 3rd degree burns on your penis.
Camper 1: "Alright once we put out this fire and then we can leave."
Camper 2: "We don't have any water"
Camper 1: "I'll just piss on it."
Camper 2: "No don't! You'll get a Hell's campfire!"
Camper 1: "Yeah you're right lets just go."
(Smoky the Bear rapes both campers to death. Puts out fire)
Smoky the Bear: "Only you can prevent wildfires!"
Camper 2: "We don't have any water"
Camper 1: "I'll just piss on it."
Camper 2: "No don't! You'll get a Hell's campfire!"
Camper 1: "Yeah you're right lets just go."
(Smoky the Bear rapes both campers to death. Puts out fire)
Smoky the Bear: "Only you can prevent wildfires!"
Hell's Campfire by xHilarious iFunny November 16, 2014
Tallahassee Police Department
A corrupt police department located in Tallahasse, Florida. They are full of Florida State University bandwaggoners so they refuse to arrest Jameis Winston for rape and shoplifting because he is their star quarterback.
The Tallahassee Police Department is paid by Florida State University to not arrest their criminal football players
Tallahassee Police Department by xHilarious iFunny November 13, 2014