xHilarious iFunny's definitions

Captain India

Like Captain America, but is an Indian stereotype. His alter ego is Sachin Dhullipalla, a call center worker. When he is Captain India, he dresses in traditional Indian clothing with an Indian flag as his cape, wearing a magical fanny pack filled with curry and math, and rocking socks with sandals. First, he will confuse his enemies by throwing the math at them, then he will throw curry into their eyes and escape on his magical flying elephant.

I thought I would be killed by the Summer Soldier after he threw a Cheerwine bomb at me but then Captain India came out of nowhere and saved my life!

by xHilarious iFunny January 8, 2015

Socks with sandals

The most stylish footwear in the history of the world, even more than crocs.

Student 1: "Did you see Nick wearing socks with sandals?"
Student 2: "Yeah he's got swag."

by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014

Canadian

A lumberjack riding on a moose in a blizzard, who is carrying a canadian flag on a hockey stick, drinking maple syrup mixed with Tim Hortons coffee, and commonly says "sorry, eh" in the English-speaking provinces or "désolé, eh" in Québec.

"That Canadian looks so retarded! I want to throw a Cheerwine bomb at him!"

by xHilarious iFunny December 1, 2014

The American Megathon

First, you pour gasoline into your penis. Then, you travel to the Grand Canyon. After arriving, you run to the beginning of the canyon, with the gasoline still in your penis, and light your penis on fire. You then proceed to balance on a tightrope, naked, while peeing out the fire, also known as the Ecuadorian Flamethrower and wrestling a bear, whilst eating bee's. You win if you make it across the canyon, without dying. Oh, and you need a vagabond to be at the end of the tightrope, to give to the bear.

Tom: "I just did the American Megathon! I could really go for a Cheerwine right now."
Steven: "Be sure to make it a Cheerwine bomb when you're done."

by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014

Florida State University

A shitty school where all you have to do is be on an athletic team to get immunity from arrest.

Jameis Winston goes to Florida State University, so he won't be arrested for shoplifting or rape.

by xHilarious iFunny November 7, 2014

Latex Rocket

A ripe banana with a condom on it. Used as a dildo for poor people.

She wanted a latex rocket in her.

by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014

Hell's Campfire

When you urinate on a fire to put it out, but you don't know that urine is highly flammable and the fire travels up your stream and you get 3rd degree burns on your penis.

Camper 1: "Alright once we put out this fire and then we can leave."
Camper 2: "We don't have any water"
Camper 1: "I'll just piss on it."
Camper 2: "No don't! You'll get a Hell's campfire!"
Camper 1: "Yeah you're right lets just go."
(Smoky the Bear rapes both campers to death. Puts out fire)
Smoky the Bear: "Only you can prevent wildfires!"

by xHilarious iFunny November 16, 2014