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Jameis Winston

A faggot who attends Florida State University. He is a rapist and a thief who deserves to rot in prison but won't because of the corrupt Tallahassee Police Department. Most people want to throw a Cheerwine Bomb at him.
Jameis Winston will not be arrested because Florida State University defends all of their criminal football players.
by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014
mugGet the Jameis Winstonmug.

Floridian

"That damn Floridian just cut me off!"
by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014
mugGet the Floridianmug.

University of Florida

The best public college in the world in education and athletics!
We are the boys from old Florida
F-L-O-R-I-D-A
Where the girls are the fairest,
The boys are the squarest
Of any old state down our way
GO GATORS!
We are all strong for old Florida
Down where the old Gators play
In all kinds of weather
We'll all stick together
for F-L-O-R-I-D-A
GO GATORS!
-The University of Florida
by xHilarious iFunny November 11, 2014
mugGet the University of Floridamug.

cheerwine bomb

When you chug down a can of cheerwine and then cum into it and throw it out of a skyscraper window onto the street below. Also called Charlotte Cheerwine Bomb, North Carolina Bomb and other names for different sodas, like Dr. Pepper Bomb and Coca-Cola Bomb
I threw a Cheerwine Bomb on some poor soul yesterday.
by xHilarious iFunny November 9, 2014
mugGet the cheerwine bombmug.

Suchar

A Spanish word meaning "to rape violently".
I went to suchar that bitch but she escaped!
by xHilarious iFunny December 1, 2014
mugGet the Sucharmug.

Latex Rocket

A ripe banana with a condom on it. Used as a dildo for poor people.
She wanted a latex rocket in her.
by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014
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Masturbating Zach Style

Instead of fapping like a normal person, one does it by bending over and sucking their own penis.
Zach: I want to give myself a blowjob!
Steven: Thats called masturbating Zach style.
by xHilarious iFunny January 12, 2015
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