xHilarious iFunny's definitions

University of Florida

The best public college in the world in education and athletics!

We are the boys from old Florida
F-L-O-R-I-D-A
Where the girls are the fairest,
The boys are the squarest
Of any old state down our way
GO GATORS!
We are all strong for old Florida
Down where the old Gators play
In all kinds of weather
We'll all stick together
for F-L-O-R-I-D-A
GO GATORS!
-The University of Florida

by xHilarious iFunny November 11, 2014

cheerwine bomb

When you chug down a can of cheerwine and then cum into it and throw it out of a skyscraper window onto the street below. Also called Charlotte Cheerwine Bomb, North Carolina Bomb and other names for different sodas, like Dr. Pepper Bomb and Coca-Cola Bomb

I threw a Cheerwine Bomb on some poor soul yesterday.

by xHilarious iFunny November 9, 2014

Suchar

A Spanish word meaning "to rape violently".

I went to suchar that bitch but she escaped!

by xHilarious iFunny December 1, 2014

The American Megathon

First, you pour gasoline into your penis. Then, you travel to the Grand Canyon. After arriving, you run to the beginning of the canyon, with the gasoline still in your penis, and light your penis on fire. You then proceed to balance on a tightrope, naked, while peeing out the fire, also known as the Ecuadorian Flamethrower and wrestling a bear, whilst eating bee's. You win if you make it across the canyon, without dying. Oh, and you need a vagabond to be at the end of the tightrope, to give to the bear.

Tom: "I just did the American Megathon! I could really go for a Cheerwine right now."
Steven: "Be sure to make it a Cheerwine bomb when you're done."

by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014

Florida State University

A shitty school where all you have to do is be on an athletic team to get immunity from arrest.

Jameis Winston goes to Florida State University, so he won't be arrested for shoplifting or rape.

by xHilarious iFunny November 7, 2014

Hell's Campfire

When you urinate on a fire to put it out, but you don't know that urine is highly flammable and the fire travels up your stream and you get 3rd degree burns on your penis.

Camper 1: "Alright once we put out this fire and then we can leave."
Camper 2: "We don't have any water"
Camper 1: "I'll just piss on it."
Camper 2: "No don't! You'll get a Hell's campfire!"
Camper 1: "Yeah you're right lets just go."
(Smoky the Bear rapes both campers to death. Puts out fire)
Smoky the Bear: "Only you can prevent wildfires!"

by xHilarious iFunny November 16, 2014

Socks with sandals

The most stylish footwear in the history of the world, even more than crocs.

Student 1: "Did you see Nick wearing socks with sandals?"
Student 2: "Yeah he's got swag."

by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014