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Hell's Campfire

When you urinate on a fire to put it out, but you don't know that urine is highly flammable and the fire travels up your stream and you get 3rd degree burns on your penis.
Camper 1: "Alright once we put out this fire and then we can leave."
Camper 2: "We don't have any water"
Camper 1: "I'll just piss on it."
Camper 2: "No don't! You'll get a Hell's campfire!"
Camper 1: "Yeah you're right lets just go."
(Smoky the Bear rapes both campers to death. Puts out fire)
Smoky the Bear: "Only you can prevent wildfires!"
by xHilarious iFunny November 16, 2014
mugGet the Hell's Campfiremug.

Florida State University

A shitty school where all you have to do is be on an athletic team to get immunity from arrest.
Jameis Winston goes to Florida State University, so he won't be arrested for shoplifting or rape.
by xHilarious iFunny November 7, 2014
mugGet the Florida State Universitymug.

University of Florida

The best public college in the world in education and athletics!
We are the boys from old Florida
F-L-O-R-I-D-A
Where the girls are the fairest,
The boys are the squarest
Of any old state down our way
GO GATORS!
We are all strong for old Florida
Down where the old Gators play
In all kinds of weather
We'll all stick together
for F-L-O-R-I-D-A
GO GATORS!
-The University of Florida
by xHilarious iFunny November 11, 2014
mugGet the University of Floridamug.

cheerwine bomb

When you chug down a can of cheerwine and then cum into it and throw it out of a skyscraper window onto the street below. Also called Charlotte Cheerwine Bomb, North Carolina Bomb and other names for different sodas, like Dr. Pepper Bomb and Coca-Cola Bomb
I threw a Cheerwine Bomb on some poor soul yesterday.
by xHilarious iFunny November 9, 2014
mugGet the cheerwine bombmug.

bandwaggoners

The plural of bandwaggoner.
Most Florida State University fans are bandwaggoners.
by xHilarious iFunny November 9, 2014
mugGet the bandwaggonersmug.

Suchar

A Spanish word meaning "to rape violently".
I went to suchar that bitch but she escaped!
by xHilarious iFunny December 1, 2014
mugGet the Sucharmug.

Latex Rocket

A ripe banana with a condom on it. Used as a dildo for poor people.
She wanted a latex rocket in her.
by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014
mugGet the Latex Rocketmug.

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