xHilarious iFunny's definitions

Jameis Winston

A faggot who attends Florida State University. He is a rapist and a thief who deserves to rot in prison but won't because of the corrupt Tallahassee Police Department. Most people want to throw a Cheerwine Bomb at him.

Jameis Winston will not be arrested because Florida State University defends all of their criminal football players.

by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014

Floridian

Someone who is a terrible driver.

"That damn Floridian just cut me off!"

by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014

Florida State University

A shitty school where all you have to do is be on an athletic team to get immunity from arrest.

Jameis Winston goes to Florida State University, so he won't be arrested for shoplifting or rape.

by xHilarious iFunny November 7, 2014

Canadian

A lumberjack riding on a moose in a blizzard, who is carrying a canadian flag on a hockey stick, drinking maple syrup mixed with Tim Hortons coffee, and commonly says "sorry, eh" in the English-speaking provinces or "désolé, eh" in Québec.

"That Canadian looks so retarded! I want to throw a Cheerwine bomb at him!"

by xHilarious iFunny December 1, 2014

Socks with sandals

The most stylish footwear in the history of the world, even more than crocs.

Student 1: "Did you see Nick wearing socks with sandals?"
Student 2: "Yeah he's got swag."

by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014

The American Megathon

First, you pour gasoline into your penis. Then, you travel to the Grand Canyon. After arriving, you run to the beginning of the canyon, with the gasoline still in your penis, and light your penis on fire. You then proceed to balance on a tightrope, naked, while peeing out the fire, also known as the Ecuadorian Flamethrower and wrestling a bear, whilst eating bee's. You win if you make it across the canyon, without dying. Oh, and you need a vagabond to be at the end of the tightrope, to give to the bear.

Tom: "I just did the American Megathon! I could really go for a Cheerwine right now."
Steven: "Be sure to make it a Cheerwine bomb when you're done."

by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014

Latex Rocket

A ripe banana with a condom on it. Used as a dildo for poor people.

She wanted a latex rocket in her.

by xHilarious iFunny November 12, 2014