xAvier's definitions

dirty sucker

n. A sexual favor performed on a male by a female. The penis of the afore mentioned male is subjected to extreme physical activity, which, in turn, has produced a significant amount of perspiration as well as an anus that has secreted fecal matter so that now there is a combination of sweat and feces in the undergarment of the male. The penis is then inserted into the mouth of the female. This insertion is akin to someone picking up a dirty sucker and placing it into their mouth.

Five minutes after I ran the Boston Marathon, I gave the bitch a dirty sucker.

by Xavier August 29, 2004

jaren

the most amazing kid ever usually very funny and short for his/her age loves to cook in the kitchen and loves video games

boy1- have you heard of the new kid jaren
boy2-no
boy1- well u should he's amazing

by Xavier February 25, 2017

dudenhoeffer

goth as goth can get,
without actually being goth.

man that guy is such a poser-goth! hes almost like a dudenhoeffer!

by xavier March 21, 2005

foober

As of relating to somebody being either a: dork, idiot, or all around annoying person.

Stop doing that you foober!

by xavier March 9, 2005

P.I.

Pleasure Island. The place where every night is New Year's Eve (how corny is that!). Owned by Disney but so not kid-friendly cuz you can get drunk, party, and have the night of your life.

If you've never been, check out Comedy Warehouse, Motion, and 8TRAX. They even have a gay club called Manequins. o_O

Just look for the tons of spotlights glaring in the sky, and a big neon sign of Jessica Rabbit.

"Some friend and I are goin to P.I. tonight, wanna come?"

by xavier February 6, 2005

cocopuffs

the act of having sex with an african american woman

Monique finally let me get dem cocopuffs last night.

by Xavier May 11, 2003

Shem

a she - him... therefore a shem..

is that a girl? she aint got no tits.. must be a shem

by xavier July 30, 2003