x BILKO x's definitions

Trumpkin

Carving Donald Trumps face onto a pumpkin, making a Jack-off Lantern.

Dude, happy Halloween! By the way, nice Trumpkin on your porch.

by x BILKO x October 12, 2016

Fluncle

An uncle who is a total failure at life and generally a total fuck up.

I'm sorry he was drunk and talking about DIY abortion, but my fluncle Chip is like this all the time.

by x BILKO x September 19, 2016

Hook Up or Die

A game played usually by a group of men who are far from home. The group will deliberately travel to a bar or club, without arranging for a hotel or other accommodations. They must only rely on their "hook up" abilities to secure a place to sleep for the night. This is typically played in the wintertime, due to the higher stakes involved in a fail.

Chuck: Bro, I the boys in the car and a full tank of gas. We're heading to Louisville, you coming?

Steve: Sounds cool, who you staying with?

Chuck: Hook up or die mutherfucker.

Steve: Challenge accepted, lets ride!

by x BILKO x September 16, 2016

Teriyaki Chicken

What once was a wholesome and delicious chicken breast with boundless culinary potential, destroyed by overcooking then smothered with a sickeningly sweet substance that is an insult to Japanese cuisine.

I think I'll try the Teriyaki Chicken, because I hate myself.

by x BILKO x September 17, 2016