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by x BILKO x September 23, 2016
Get the Hay Hay Hay mug.Refers to the semen created when a man is masturbating and ejaculating at the crux of a heightened emotional state, most typically involving crying.
Ricky: Hey Tara, I was thinking about you last night and I blew an emo load. I really think it brought me closer to you.
Tara: You're not supposed to call me, I thought the restraining order was pretty clear you fucking psycho.
Tara: You're not supposed to call me, I thought the restraining order was pretty clear you fucking psycho.
by x BILKO x September 24, 2016
Get the Emo Load mug.A military term for a person or soldier that buys a bunch of cool looking but useless combat related gear, in a misguided effort to make them a better soldier or their time in the field easier. This person may or may not also be a PX Ranger.
Whoa, look at the Tactical Dan over there. His rifle and pack look like they had a threeway with a swiss army knife. I'll bet that asshole leaves half that shit in the field on day 2.
by x BILKO x September 24, 2016
Get the Tactical Dan mug.An extremely large clitoris resembling a tiny penis. This is frightening to most men, particularly when it becomes erect.
Dude, that chick from the gym I took home last night had a she-penis. I told her to lay off the roids and got the fuck out asap. Can you believe she asked me to suck it?
by x BILKO x September 24, 2016
Get the She-Penis mug.The rythmic display accompanying the near-involuntary muscle movements that occur when one really need to urinate. This is typically hilarious to onlookers, who may place wagers on how long it will take for the dancer to piss themselves.
Oh shit, Jerry's doing the tinkle dance! He's only 4 and can't hold it, where's the closest bathroom!
by x BILKO x September 30, 2016
Get the Tinkle Dance mug.When two females share intimate feelings over the phone together, otherwise know as chick talking. The purpose is to build to emotional climax, possibly culminating in an emo-phonegasm as evidenced by tears.
by x BILKO x October 10, 2016
Get the Phone-Scissoring mug.An acronym that stands for; Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Intersexual, Asexual.
This basically means anyone who plays Mr. Potato head with either their genitals or sexuality, or both.
This basically means anyone who plays Mr. Potato head with either their genitals or sexuality, or both.
by x BILKO x October 12, 2016
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