mutton butt

An old, saggy, tired looking booty.
Your mom used to be hot, but now she got the mutton butt!
by x BILKO x September 06, 2016
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Plastic Hassles

1960's hippie lingo for any social norm or ideal that they felt was a conformist notion designed to rob them of their free thought.
Dad: "Hey son, it's time you got a job and contributed to the household."

Hippie Son: "Don't wrap me up in your plastic hassles, work is just a construct of conformity!"
by x BILKO x September 12, 2016
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Trumpkin

Carving Donald Trumps face onto a pumpkin, making a Jack-off Lantern.
Dude, happy Halloween! By the way, nice Trumpkin on your porch.
by x BILKO x October 12, 2016
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Tactical Dan

A military term for a person or soldier that buys a bunch of cool looking but useless combat related gear, in a misguided effort to make them a better soldier or their time in the field easier. This person may or may not also be a PX Ranger.
Whoa, look at the Tactical Dan over there. His rifle and pack look like they had a threeway with a swiss army knife. I'll bet that asshole leaves half that shit in the field on day 2.
by x BILKO x September 24, 2016
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Chicago Dumpling

When a chick is on top and riding your dick, then without breaking stride, she takes a shit on your nuts.
Bobby: "How's it going with your new girl buddy, you seem pretty happy?"

John: " I broke up with her after she gave me a Chicago Dumpling last night."
by x BILKO x September 07, 2016
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bro hole

Bro-Hole is a combat sport in which two people fight in a recessed pit, while intoxicated by alcohol. Bro-Hole matches can be used to practice self-defense techniques, settle disagreements or for sport.

While Bro-Hole is still in its infancy, it was created in Chicago, Il. during the spring of 2012. Chicago area native Kevin Kennath is credited with the creation of Bro-Hole, however match rules and regulations vary locally. There is no single governing body for Bro-Hole.

Bro-Hole matches most commonly consist of two participants. Participants are traditionally male, however, Bra-Hole matches involving two women are also acceptable. Matches are typically impromptu, but planned matches are not uncommon.
Dude, don't talk about my momma like that. You, me, Bro Hole now.
by x BILKO x November 16, 2015
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Kentucky Meat Missile

When you use a hotdog as a dildo on a chick, then push hard on her ponch and fire it across the room to get it out.
We didn't have any toys or nuthin, so we used a Kentucky Meat Missile. That son of bitch went clean across to the living room.
by x BILKO x September 07, 2016
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