Refers to the semen created when a man is masturbating and ejaculating at the crux of a heightened emotional state, most typically involving crying.
Ricky: Hey Tara, I was thinking about you last night and I blew an emo load. I really think it brought me closer to you.
Tara: You're not supposed to call me, I thought the restraining order was pretty clear you fucking psycho.
Tara: You're not supposed to call me, I thought the restraining order was pretty clear you fucking psycho.
by x BILKO x September 24, 2016
1) Kevin's all sournuts over his team's loss yesterday.
2) Don't get all sournuts because we're going to KFC instead of Tacobell.
3) Read em' and weep, aces over eights! What's wrong sournuts, you broke now?
2) Don't get all sournuts because we're going to KFC instead of Tacobell.
3) Read em' and weep, aces over eights! What's wrong sournuts, you broke now?
by x BILKO x September 03, 2016
Bro-Hole is a combat sport in which two people fight in a recessed pit, while intoxicated by alcohol. Bro-Hole matches can be used to practice self-defense techniques, settle disagreements or for sport.
While Bro-Hole is still in its infancy, it was created in Chicago, Il. during the spring of 2012. Chicago area native Kevin Kennath is credited with the creation of Bro-Hole, however match rules and regulations vary locally. There is no single governing body for Bro-Hole.
Bro-Hole matches most commonly consist of two participants. Participants are traditionally male, however, Bra-Hole matches involving two women are also acceptable. Matches are typically impromptu, but planned matches are not uncommon.
While Bro-Hole is still in its infancy, it was created in Chicago, Il. during the spring of 2012. Chicago area native Kevin Kennath is credited with the creation of Bro-Hole, however match rules and regulations vary locally. There is no single governing body for Bro-Hole.
Bro-Hole matches most commonly consist of two participants. Participants are traditionally male, however, Bra-Hole matches involving two women are also acceptable. Matches are typically impromptu, but planned matches are not uncommon.
by x BILKO x September 30, 2015
An extremely large clitoris resembling a tiny penis. This is frightening to most men, particularly when it becomes erect.
Dude, that chick from the gym I took home last night had a she-penis. I told her to lay off the roids and got the fuck out asap. Can you believe she asked me to suck it?
by x BILKO x September 24, 2016
When a chick is on top and riding your dick, then without breaking stride, she takes a shit on your nuts.
Bobby: "How's it going with your new girl buddy, you seem pretty happy?"
John: " I broke up with her after she gave me a Chicago Dumpling last night."
John: " I broke up with her after she gave me a Chicago Dumpling last night."
by x BILKO x September 07, 2016
An unusually high or large wager at a poker table, usually using all of ones chips. Refers to blowing ones load with money.
by x BILKO x August 23, 2016
by x BILKO x September 07, 2016