Definitions by x BILKO x

Plastic Hassles 

1960's hippie lingo for any social norm or ideal that they felt was a conformist notion designed to rob them of their free thought.

Dad: "Hey son, it's time you got a job and contributed to the household."

Hippie Son: "Don't wrap me up in your plastic hassles, work is just a construct of conformity!"

Plastic Hassles by x BILKO x September 12, 2016

Undelete 

1. The action of reversing a typing deletion on a computer.

2. When a person attempts to reverse a super-shitty decision that they made, resulting in a loss.

Bethany, I was drunk last night when I broke up with you. We should undelete our relationship.

Undelete by x BILKO x September 11, 2016

Murder Jerking 

The act of masturbating while envisioning the gruesome murder of the person you would be fucking.

Because we used to be in love, Murder Jerking is the only way to get my head straight when dealing with my ex.

Murder Jerking by x BILKO x September 7, 2016

Kentucky Meat Missile 

When you use a hotdog as a dildo on a chick, then push hard on her ponch and fire it across the room to get it out.

We didn't have any toys or nuthin, so we used a Kentucky Meat Missile. That son of bitch went clean across to the living room.

Kentucky Meat Missile by x BILKO x September 7, 2016

Chicago Dumpling 

When a chick is on top and riding your dick, then without breaking stride, she takes a shit on your nuts.

Bobby: "How's it going with your new girl buddy, you seem pretty happy?"

John: " I broke up with her after she gave me a Chicago Dumpling last night."

Chicago Dumpling by x BILKO x September 7, 2016

mutton butt 

An old, saggy, tired looking booty.

Your mom used to be hot, but now she got the mutton butt!

mutton butt by x BILKO x September 6, 2016

Sournuts

When a guy is acting like a bitch because he didn't get his way.

1) Kevin's all sournuts over his team's loss yesterday.

2) Don't get all sournuts because we're going to KFC instead of Tacobell.

3) Read em' and weep, aces over eights! What's wrong sournuts, you broke now?

Sournuts by x BILKO x September 3, 2016