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Hay Hay Hay

The sassy gay man's greeting of choice.
Look, it's my bitch Steven! Hay hay hay!
by x BILKO x September 23, 2016
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Phone-Scissoring

When two females share intimate feelings over the phone together, otherwise know as chick talking. The purpose is to build to emotional climax, possibly culminating in an emo-phonegasm as evidenced by tears.
Stop phone-scissoring with Stacey and make me dinner!
by x BILKO x October 10, 2016
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Golden Getaway

After sex, standing over the other person pissing all over them and the bed, then diving out the window immediately never to return. This typically involves a smashed window, although the window could be open.
Dude, I saw you left with that troll from the bar last night - you hit that!?

Yeah bro, but after I blew my load i made a Golden Getaway.

Savage, nice save.
by x BILKO x August 23, 2016
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Tactical Dan

A military term for a person or soldier that buys a bunch of cool looking but useless combat related gear, in a misguided effort to make them a better soldier or their time in the field easier. This person may or may not also be a PX Ranger.
Whoa, look at the Tactical Dan over there. His rifle and pack look like they had a threeway with a swiss army knife. I'll bet that asshole leaves half that shit in the field on day 2.
by x BILKO x September 24, 2016
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Chicago Dumpling

When a chick is on top and riding your dick, then without breaking stride, she takes a shit on your nuts.
Bobby: "How's it going with your new girl buddy, you seem pretty happy?"

John: " I broke up with her after she gave me a Chicago Dumpling last night."
by x BILKO x September 7, 2016
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Jizz Stack

An unusually high or large wager at a poker table, usually using all of ones chips. Refers to blowing ones load with money.
I call your bluff and raise you this jizz stack.
by x BILKO x August 23, 2016
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Trumpkin

Carving Donald Trumps face onto a pumpkin, making a Jack-off Lantern.
Dude, happy Halloween! By the way, nice Trumpkin on your porch.
by x BILKO x October 12, 2016
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