by wpk914 December 18, 2010
a show on the science channel (although it was originally on the discovery channel) about things going horifically wrong, as told through archive footage from camcorders and security cams and the likes. the show is hosted and narrated by ron pitts, who has the easiest job in the world (give in intro and an enthuthiastic narration of an explosion).
regular events on the show:
explosions
speed boat wrecks
car/motorcycle crashes
stunts gone wrong
solid show that provides good bursts of half hour entertainment.
regular events on the show:
explosions
speed boat wrecks
car/motorcycle crashes
stunts gone wrong
solid show that provides good bursts of half hour entertainment.
I was flipping through the channels the other day and came across an awesome explosion. Intruiged, I stayed on the channel, and heard the enthuthiastic narration of Ron Pitts, confirming that this was, in fact, Destroyed in Seconds. I watched for the next twenty minutes, intruiged by the premise of destruction.
by wpk914 November 07, 2010
quite the controversial tune. it is Metallica's first song off of their self-titled fifth album AKA the black album. Some claim that it is the song with which they sold out, others claim it is their magnum opus, and still others just think of it as another song from the album. it is really up to you. it has some iconic guitar riffs, solid drumming, terrifying (lyrically) vocals, and a fairly epic guitar solo.
1. Guy:aw, dude, i dont listen to metallica any more because they sold out with enter sandman.
2. Guy: holy shit, enter sandman is the greatest song EVAR!!!111!!!
3. Guy:enter sandman? oh yeah, i remember that from the black album.
2. Guy: holy shit, enter sandman is the greatest song EVAR!!!111!!!
3. Guy:enter sandman? oh yeah, i remember that from the black album.
by wpk914 March 29, 2010
one who uses the Apple iPad at least twice a day and downloads apps, both free and paid ones like there's no tomorrow. these people will often complain when people leave smudges on the iPad screen and will also complain when they're away from the device.
Man 1: Dude, can I play Plants vs. Zombies on your iPad?
Man 2: No way! You'll smudge your greasy fingers on the screen!
Man 1: God, you're such an iPaddict.
Man 2: No way! You'll smudge your greasy fingers on the screen!
Man 1: God, you're such an iPaddict.
by wpk914 July 07, 2010
someone who has a very small knowledge of sex or sexual things/jokes. this can be due to a personal naievity or being overly protected by his/her parents.
can be found in as low a grade as sixth grade and can be found through high school.
can be found in as low a grade as sixth grade and can be found through high school.
THE FOLLOWING OCCURS AT SOME RANDOM HIGH SCHOOL AUDITORIUM
Speaker: ...And so, if you do have sex, remember: wear a condom. any questions?
Girl: What's a condom?
Guy: Jesus, she's such an anti-ho.
Speaker: ...And so, if you do have sex, remember: wear a condom. any questions?
Girl: What's a condom?
Guy: Jesus, she's such an anti-ho.
by wpk914 March 19, 2010