wpk914's definitions

anti-ho

someone who has a very small knowledge of sex or sexual things/jokes. this can be due to a personal naievity or being overly protected by his/her parents.

can be found in as low a grade as sixth grade and can be found through high school.

THE FOLLOWING OCCURS AT SOME RANDOM HIGH SCHOOL AUDITORIUM

Speaker: ...And so, if you do have sex, remember: wear a condom. any questions?

Girl: What's a condom?

Guy: Jesus, she's such an anti-ho.

by wpk914 March 19, 2010

gmilf

Grand Ma I'd Like to Fuck.
A spin off word from the term MILF (Mom/Mother I'd Like to Fuck).

Although less common, a GMILF often is more exciting than a standard MILF.

Jenna and her mom are okay looking, but it's granny who's REALLY hot. She's such a GMILF.

by wpk914 February 14, 2010

phoner

when someone thinks you have a boner, but really it's just your phone in your pocket

Jim was the party foul when Sarah thought he had an erection. But really, it was just a phoner.

by wpk914 February 13, 2010

guitar hero trip

a drug like state in which objects seem to begin floating up, caused by excessive guitar hero or rock band.

After beating One on expert, I went upstairs and experianced major guitar hero trip.

by wpk914 January 15, 2010

peener

The appearence of having an erection caused by a full bladder. Can lead to awkward moments.

Man 1: Aw, dude! You're getting a boner from those elementary school children? What is wrong with you?!

Man 2: No No No! It's just a peener, I swear!

by wpk914 January 9, 2010