woodpile's definitions

SSLAPS

she gave you the best blow job you ever had, She Sucks Like A Porn Star

That wasn't any lame half assed blowjob,she was a pro SSLAPS

by woodpile January 24, 2010

woodpolisher

a girl who can make your dick shine after she polishes off all that ceramy stuff.

Tiger has a fleet of special woodpolishers and they don't know shit about cleaning golf clubs.

by woodpile February 3, 2010

up and down clown

A person who can't get enough sex,or masterbates several times a day,the only movement they want to make,thier an up and down clown

He's a real up and down clown thats the fifth time today that he has jacked off.She can never give enough blow jobs a real up and down clown.

by woodpile January 25, 2010

BAGLMAF

Busted A Gut Laffing My Ass Off

Thats the funnest thing I ever heard, I BAGLMAF

by woodpile January 21, 2010

LSHMRH

Laughing So Hard My Ribs Hurt after going to a comedy club and being sore for a week.

After we went to see George Lopez comedy act I LSHMRH.

by woodpile January 23, 2010

YCBYSAOT

You Can Bet Your Sweet Ass On That

She will be a total bitch YCBYSAOT

by woodpile January 21, 2010