shit shivers

That tingly,goose-bumpy feeling you get when a particularly robust turd rounds "cape corn" in your colon and scrapes against your spine.
I was pinchin' a loaf this morning and a massive loggerhead turd gave me a case of the shit shivers
by wolfbait51 May 01, 2011
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One time editor

Lame-assed punks who sign up to be UD editors only to get their stupid definition published,but,after realizing the backlog of definitions ,they take the chicken shit way out and plead for other editors to publish it rather than putting in some time and helping out with the editing.
Some shit-for-brains one time editor was begging to get his girl friend's name published for an anniversary present. Last of the big spenders.
by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011
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skillet titties

Breasts that have huge,black areolas the size of throw rugs and resemble well seasoned cast iron skillets.Commonly found on Afro-Americans,Hindis,Pakis,central and south american women.
You just know Oprah has them big ole skillet titties.
by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011
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drive thru squatters

Those annoying people who tie up the traffic flow at fast food drive-thru lines.Typically, they are a mommy van full of rowdy rug rats or an entire soccer team who pull up to the intercom without having decided what everybody wants.After holding up the line for 15 minutes,they again stall the flow at the pay window where they change and modify their orders.Then at the pick-up window they get their 5 bags of grub and only pull up half a car length where they begin dividing and distributing the bounty but still blocking traffic because nobody can get around them.
Shit! I can't get around those fucking drive thru squatters because they've stopped to do a french fry audit.
by wolfbait51 April 03, 2011
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hub caps

Hub caps is bro code for a woman's nipples or areolas. The circular nature of the areola along with the central nipple,or "hub",combined with the surrounding nipple bumps (montgomery tubercles or "auxillary nipples") tend to resemble the wheel or hubcap on a truck or car.This illusion is further enhanced if the nipple is pierced with a barbell making it look like a cotter pin in the "hub" place ther to prevent the nipples from flying off during wild,rough sex or exotic dancing. Along this line,puffy nipples could be referred to as "baby moons".
Dude! When that stripper peeled off her top,I saw the most awesome set of hub caps ever!
by wolfbait51 January 09, 2011
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Dear editor, this entry does not violate any of the rules on the editor homepage. a censored, inconvenient truth is the last few drops of semen remaining in the urethra of the erect male penis that oozes out when the penis "derects" to travel size.
My dick stinks because of a censored, inconvenient truth that fermented in my boxers.
by wolfbait51 May 30, 2011
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