Roman Paradox

The phenomenom where the actors in movies about ancient Rome speak with British/Australian accents. This goes way back to the films with Richard Burton up to modern day films with Russell Crowe.
Julius Caesar wasn't British was he? No,it's just a Roman paradox.
by wolfbait51 April 10, 2011
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the pillow sham

To hide a dirty,stinky sock or a filthy pair of "sour mash" encrusted underwear under wife/girlfriend's pillow. The difficulty lies in not chuckling out loud all night long as she tosses and turns,sniffs her armpits and your ass,trying to figure from whence the mystery stink originates.It is also paramount to keep a straight face at breakfast the next morning when she is snurling her nose like a squirrel trying to cleanse her sinuses of the offensive odor.
Last night I pulled "the pillow sham" on the old lady using my 4 days old briefs with 2 inch wide skidmarks.BTW,did I tell you we're getting divorced??
by wolfbait51 April 01, 2011
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barber pole shit

A unique candy cane striped turd.Can be achieved by strictly following prescribed procedure. Day one-drink at least one quart of Welches Grape Juice which turns the poop green. Day2-take 4 tablespoonful of Pepto-Bismol which turns the poop black.Three hours after the Pepto roll down a bid hill so the pepto will swirl around in your bowels.On day three you should deliver a green turd with black candy cane stripes.
I just had a bizzaro barber pole shit.
by wolfbait51 May 15, 2011
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doppelwanger

All Asians are doppelwangers since they all look alike and they are all named Wang.
All those Asians look alike to me.Any one is a doppelwanger of another.
by wolfbait51 June 03, 2011
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enthusiasm killer

Refers to those annoying internet advertising clips you must endure before the video clip you've selected will play. aka YouScrewed
I did see an enthusiasm killer on YouTube for Progressive Insurance that I hadn't seen on TV.
by wolfbait51 May 28, 2011
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Fat Navy

The big and tall department at Old Navy
Pants with a waist size greater than 32" are in the Fat Navy department
by wolfbait51 February 21, 2011
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grundle grease

An oily sebaceous substance secreted from peri-anal musk glands to lubricate the grundle and attract females.Turns rancid in a matter of days but is essential for fluid walking motion in that it reduces the friction between the butt cheeks.
I need a shower. My grundle grease has gone sour.
by wolfbait51 June 07, 2011
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