wolfbait51's definitions

mullicious

Rude,evil or malicious behavior on the part of a mullet head. Mullet malice.

There were three rednecks ejected from the concert for their mullicious behavior.

by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011

milkshakke

Occasionally when drinking a milkshake containing chunks of fruit or berries,the straw can be come clogged.Blowing air through the straw,while it is still in the container,can sometimes dislodge the blockage but will usually result in an air bubble that rises and pops,splashing milkshake all over the face,leaving the unfortunate individual looking like guest of honor at a bukakke party.

I tried to clear my straw of a banana clot and ended up with a milkshakke.

by wolfbait51 November 30, 2011

hipocrit

A person who criticizes others for not being hip (cool).

Just because he thinks he is a hipster doesn't give him the right to be a hipocrit.

by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011

diarrealize

The moment you first realize that you may have diarrhea.Clues can be cramping,churning stomach or a really wet fart.

Now that I've shit myself,I diarrealize that I may have a stomach virus.

by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011

ferret pelt

Refers to a woman with a "landing strip" muff. So named for the slender nature of the ferret.

The wifey got a bikini wax and went from a full crow's nest to a ferret pelt.

by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011

blue waffle al fresco

The ultimate in outdoor dining.Munchin' on blueberry Eggo on the front porch.

I'm enjoying a blue waffle al fresco

by wolfbait51 November 16, 2011

web bowzer

Any web browser that you are not using because you deem it to be a dog. (Bowzer=a cross between the Basset Hound and the Miniature Schnauzer).

Many consider Internet Explorer to be nothing but a web bowzer

by wolfbait51 May 14, 2011