Definitions by wolfbait51
TRESemme blinded
Temporary blindness resulting from a direct shot of hair spray to the eyes. The blindness can be a result of chemical irritation to the eye or from the eyelashes being glued together. Can also be caused from over-spray from another user in close proximity.
TRESemme blinded by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011
produce recycler
A woman who pleasures herself with a zucchini,cucumber or carrot then returns the item to the vegetable crisper for later use in a soup or salad recipe. AKA: a dirty vegan
produce recycler by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011
meebo beggars
The uncool practice where some random douche submits a random lame-ass defininition then registers as a random editor to get on the meebo chatroom and beg for the word to be published randomly.Automatic "thumbs down" guaranteed.
Those "random" fucking retards who beg other editors to publish their "random" gay lover's name are nothing but meebo beggars
meebo beggars by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011
frying bacon in the nude
I looked like Michael Flatley-Lord of the Dance-when I was frying bacon in the nude.That hot grease spatter burns like hell!
frying bacon in the nude by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011
chicken tenders
chicken tenders by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011
hand tossed
hand tossed by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011
cruel and unusual punishment
Back in the day,when parents were allowed to spank their children as means of last resort,occasionally a mother would make a wayward child go outside and select a willowy branch which would be used to "switch" the naked legs.Having to select the instrument of your punishment was considered cruel and unusual punishment.Sometime this was pre-punishment as indicated by "And just you wait until your dad gets home".
cruel and unusual punishment by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011