dust mop titties

Stretched-out,saggy,cucumber shaped boobs that nearly touch the floor.Theoretically,these tits could be fitted with tube socks and used to dust the floors.
Granny grosses me out by wearing that old housecoat with her ole dust mop titties hanging down past her belly.
by wolfbait51 April 15, 2011
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diet soda offset

The curious way some people will order a 2000 calorie,grease laden,artery blocking,"obesity-in-a-bag" fast food meals and order a diet soda as if they were really concerned about healthy eating and the soda will magically negate all the fat grams.
I ordered the Maple Bacon Ice Cream Sundae at Denny's along with a diet soda offset.
by wolfbait51 April 29, 2011
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Señor Rita

You've got to check closely in some of those Mexican bars.The person yo're hittting on may nit be a Señorita,but, a Señor Rita.
by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011
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birth nose

A person's natural nose that has not been altered by rhinoplasty (nose job). Some fortunate individuals are born with a nose that looks like it may have been enhanced by surgical intervention.
You look fantastic! Have you had a nose job?

No,this is my birth nose.
by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011
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Kodak Movement

When you shit a turd so astonishing in size or shape that you feel compelled to photograph it as proof positive.
I've had two notable Kodak Movements. Once I crapped a turd the exact size and shape of a banana,including the stem. The other was a perfect poo question mark. A honorable mention goes to the one that looked like an Indian tomahawk.
by wolfbait51 April 06, 2011
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check out dork

Those people who have the uncanny ability to select the only items in the store with no price tags or scan bars necessitating a price check on every item they've purchased thus clogging up the check out lane.
That check out dork was getting some pretty dirty looks from the people behind him in the check out line.
by wolfbait51 May 28, 2011
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brazilian bordello

A pig pen or any other enclosure with captive farm animals. So named for the fact that 93% of brazilian men are gay and will fuck anything with a butthole except a rottweiler
That horse faced fag,Ronaldinho,learned to play soccer in a brazilian bordello.
by wolfbait51 March 31, 2011
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