anal paralysis

When you have to sit on the toilet for an eternity because you cannot wipe your ass due to the fact that your asshole won't close resulting from a megaturd.
My butthole almost swallowed my hand when I tried to wipe.I must've had anal paralysis.
by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011
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shake weight jiggle

When a morbidly obese individual uses the Shake Weight and their blubber ripples with shock waves and continues to do so for a significant period of time after activity ceases.
When a tubby uses the Shake Weight it's like somebody slapped a Jello sculpture. It's what you call the shake weight jiggle.
by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011
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bobbing for french fries

Describes any act of lunacy.Only a complete moron would plunge his face into a vat of boiling grease to snag a fry.
Can you believe that moron went into a health food store to buy a pack of smokes? That's so bobbing for french fries.
by wolfbait51 May 14, 2011
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smegan

A person whose dietary intake is limited to dick cheese or head cheese (smegma).
That chick over there is a smegan,You can tell by her breath.
by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011
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Fat Navy

The big and tall department at Old Navy
Pants with a waist size greater than 32" are in the Fat Navy department
by wolfbait51 March 07, 2011
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Rapunzel titties

Long,beagle-eared breasts that are particularly long and sag way down past the navel like overfilled water balloons.
Owners of Rapunzel titties can get on their hands and knees and achieve a six point stance.
by wolfbait51 June 08, 2011
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I borrowed your back brush

A joke. When overnighting at a friend/girlfriend's place and you bathe or shower the next morning,you inform your host that you took the liberty of using their back brush.In most cases,the host will advise you that they don't own a back brush. You then ask,"Well,what is that loop-shaped brush in the container on the bathroom floor?" After they quit laughing,they'll say,"That's the fuckin' toilet brush,dumbass!" Guaranteed giggles every time.
Hey darlin',I hope you don't mind,but,I borrowed your back brush. It was a slice of heaven.
by wolfbait51 May 08, 2011
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