When you have to sit on the toilet for an eternity because you cannot wipe your ass due to the fact that your asshole won't close resulting from a megaturd.
by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011
When a morbidly obese individual uses the Shake Weight and their blubber ripples with shock waves and continues to do so for a significant period of time after activity ceases.
When a tubby uses the Shake Weight it's like somebody slapped a Jello sculpture. It's what you call the shake weight jiggle.
by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011
Describes any act of lunacy.Only a complete moron would plunge his face into a vat of boiling grease to snag a fry.
Can you believe that moron went into a health food store to buy a pack of smokes? That's so bobbing for french fries.
by wolfbait51 May 14, 2011
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by wolfbait51 March 07, 2011
Long,beagle-eared breasts that are particularly long and sag way down past the navel like overfilled water balloons.
by wolfbait51 June 08, 2011
A joke. When overnighting at a friend/girlfriend's place and you bathe or shower the next morning,you inform your host that you took the liberty of using their back brush.In most cases,the host will advise you that they don't own a back brush. You then ask,"Well,what is that loop-shaped brush in the container on the bathroom floor?" After they quit laughing,they'll say,"That's the fuckin' toilet brush,dumbass!" Guaranteed giggles every time.
by wolfbait51 May 08, 2011