When a guy is going down on a girl and she clamps her chubby thighs together,squeezing his head and sealing his ears off leaving him virtually deaf,temporarily.
by wolfbait51 June 02, 2011
A wardrobe malfunction where a person,unknowingly,has a fabric softener dryer sheet peeking out their pants leg.
by wolfbait51 April 10, 2011
Giving fly swatters to all the kids at the picnic/bar-b-que and telling them they are in charge of pest control.
by wolfbait51 May 11, 2011
When a "nasty in love" couple walks down the street/hallway with a hand in each other's back pocket creating the illusion of two people sharing one ass.
by wolfbait51 April 16, 2011
What you get from inadvertently picking up a soured washcloth to wash your face. The smell soaks into your skin and cannot be removed.Only after a new layer of skin is formed will the smell begin to fade.
by wolfbait51 May 05, 2011
Fucked-up looking overpriced boots that make the wearer look like a bluejay wearing shotgun shells. AKA- Don't Fuck Me Boots.
by wolfbait51 April 13, 2011
The point in a middle-aged man's life when he realizes his rock hard abdominal muscles have been kidnapped.
by wolfbait51 April 29, 2011