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dog shit Cuisinart

Hitting a hidden pile of dog shit with a string trimmer will sling dog squeezin's in every direction,much like a blender with the lid removed.
I always wear a full face shield when weed-eating the yard to prevent a dog shit Cuisinart scenario.
by wolfbait51 November 23, 2011
mugGet the dog shit Cuisinartmug.

clambake

A group of women with shaved beavers sunbathing in the buff. The aim is to leave no tan lines. Very common on European nude beaches.
A lot of voyeur sites just feature clambake beach pics.
by wolfbait51 February 18, 2011
mugGet the clambakemug.

church pew

The WORST place to try and ease out a silient fart.It never works. The solid wood structure and conture of the pew acts like a piano sounding board,amplifying even the slightest whisper fart.
Always sit with a clenched butt on a church pew.
by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011
mugGet the church pewmug.

clitorivore

A highly specialized sub-type of carnivore that feeds exclusively on the tender pink love pea.A refined vagivore.
I love to eat pussy,so,I must be a clitorivore.
by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011
mugGet the clitorivoremug.

Everybody Loves Ramen

A proposed spin-off of the popular sitcom "Everybody Loves Raymond". It would be based on college students and their love of the cheap and easy to fix foodstuff,Ramen Noodes.
I heard CBS,at one time,was considering a spin-off of Ray Romano's comedy hit.The proposed title was to be Everybody Loves Ramen.
by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011
mugGet the Everybody Loves Ramenmug.

Rice Krispy Treat

When you're taking a crap and the turd makes a crackling sound as it exits your bunghole.
I dropped a Rice Krispy Treat in the thundermug this morning.It sounded like the turd was bubblewrapped.
by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011
mugGet the Rice Krispy Treatmug.

tear denial

The bullshit excuses guys come up with rather than admit they were moved by an emotionally charged movie or TV show.
Girl: Is that a tear in your eye?
Guy: No. I've got allergies.
Girl: Then why is your bottom lip quivering? You're in tear denial!!!
by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011
mugGet the tear denialmug.

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