Definitions by wolfbait51

Dustin Beeper 

The Roadrunner character's real name. His nemesis is named Wile E Coyote

Dustin Beeper is a cool name because it sounds like Justin N Bieber

Dustin Beeper by wolfbait51 May 16, 2011

the castaway 

The castaway is where you take the "turd on a raft" (a turd on several layers of toilet paper floating in the toilet) one step farther by pooping one single,round,"Bridge Mix turd to represent Wilson. Inspired by the Tom Hanks Movie Castaway

I performed the castaway for my wife. She didn't seem to get the analogy.

the castaway by wolfbait51 May 16, 2011

bridge mix 

Small round turds that resemble Brach's tasty candy treat.Usually girl poop.

The wife filled the toilet bowl with bridge mix

bridge mix by wolfbait51 May 16, 2011

truck stop blend 

Any coffee that has set on the burner all day and has a scorched flavor and aroma. Tastes as if it was filtered through the briefs of a long hall trucker.

I told the waitress I'd wait on a fresh pot of coffee because I'm not a big fan of the truck stop blend.

truck stop blend by wolfbait51 May 16, 2011

the twin river quandary 

When a male's urine stream divides into two widely separated streams and no amount of penile manipulation is able to direct both streams into the toilet bowl.The most frequent cause of this phenomenon is the piss slit becoming stuck together in the middle with smeg,chewing gum unejected,congealed jizz.

I stumbled into the bathroom,half asleep,began to urinate and notice both feet were getting wet.I was in the middle of the twin river quandary.

the twin river quandary by wolfbait51 May 15, 2011

web bowzer 

Any web browser that you are not using because you deem it to be a dog. (Bowzer=a cross between the Basset Hound and the Miniature Schnauzer).

Many consider Internet Explorer to be nothing but a web bowzer

web bowzer by wolfbait51 May 14, 2011

auto tune 

Refers to those individuals who insist on singing along with the radio in the automobile. Though they habitually sing off-key,out of tune,and completely butcher the lyrics,they are convinced they sound good.

Why must you auto tune every song that comes on the radio?

auto tune by wolfbait51 May 14, 2011