Thinking you have contained the snot missiles from a juicy sneeze only to find one of the slimy slugs found its way between for fingers and having a friend or co-worker tell you some hours later that there is snot on your shirt or tie.
by wolfbait51 June 04, 2011
A proposed spin-off of the popular sitcom "Everybody Loves Raymond". It would be based on college students and their love of the cheap and easy to fix foodstuff,Ramen Noodes.
I heard CBS,at one time,was considering a spin-off of Ray Romano's comedy hit.The proposed title was to be Everybody Loves Ramen.
by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011
The bullshit excuses guys come up with rather than admit they were moved by an emotionally charged movie or TV show.
Girl: Is that a tear in your eye?
Guy: No. I've got allergies.
Girl: Then why is your bottom lip quivering? You're in tear denial!!!
Guy: No. I've got allergies.
Girl: Then why is your bottom lip quivering? You're in tear denial!!!
by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011
When an individual finally grows up and regrets some lame,stupid, fucking bullshit they submitted to Urban Dictionary when they were an immature teenaged idiot and they request it be removed so as not to appear when their name is googled.
Dear editors;My name is John Q Public. I posted this lame definition when I was fucked up on drugs as a teenager.I am now an adult looking for a job and I don't want it to appear when my name is googled.I am now inflicted with Urban Dictionary regret.
by wolfbait51 April 13, 2011
I dropped a Rice Krispy Treat in the thundermug this morning.It sounded like the turd was bubblewrapped.
by wolfbait51 May 08, 2011
I looked like Michael Flatley-Lord of the Dance-when I was frying bacon in the nude.That hot grease spatter burns like hell!
by wolfbait51 May 09, 2011
A guy who is so hairy that he looks like he should be wearing and animal skin tunic and carrying a big wooden club like the cave men in the Geico commercials.
by wolfbait51 June 04, 2011