by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011
When you eagerly bite into a Pop Tart just out of the toaster that hasn't cooled sufficiently and the delicious fruit filling burns the shit out of your lips and mouth and sticks to the tender oral tissues like hot glue.
by wolfbait51 May 25, 2011
Back in the day,when parents were allowed to spank their children as means of last resort,occasionally a mother would make a wayward child go outside and select a willowy branch which would be used to "switch" the naked legs.Having to select the instrument of your punishment was considered cruel and unusual punishment.Sometime this was pre-punishment as indicated by "And just you wait until your dad gets home".
by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011
The flabby "joey pouch" tummy on a woman who has had many children. Named for the prune-like appearance.
by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011
Nigger swag. Wearing baggy pants that look like they have a snow shovel of shit in the seat,wearing a ball cap 2 sizes too big for your pin head BACKWARDS,wearing 30 pounds of gold washed junk jewelry,having a 10 carat cubic zirconium stud in each ear,having at least 2 gold teeth and wearing tennis shoes that cost more than your house.
by wolfbait51 April 29, 2011
A chick's restaurant. Not the first choice of a straight male.Their philosophy is to fill you up with salad,bread sticks and soup so you won't be disappointed with minuscule size and high price of the entrée.
Olive Garden is so gay.
by wolfbait51 April 18, 2011
This is the companion piece to "Who cut the cheese?" ."Who sliced the fish" is used when someone detects a queef.
We were sitting at the dinner table about to enjoy a nice pot roast when the foul stench of expired tuna wafted about the tablet.I glared at my sister and asked,"Who sliced the fish?"
by wolfbait51 May 04, 2011