Definitions by wolfbait51

talking with the little lips 

The female version of "thinking with the little head". Where a woman let's her pussy do the talking.

The only time I even listen to a woman is when she is talking with the little lips.

talking with the little lips by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011

birth nose 

A person's natural nose that has not been altered by rhinoplasty (nose job). Some fortunate individuals are born with a nose that looks like it may have been enhanced by surgical intervention.

You look fantastic! Have you had a nose job?

No,this is my birth nose.

birth nose by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011

just a minute finger 

When you are having a face-to-face conversation with an individual that is interrupted by them taking a cell call and they put you on hold by holding up an index finger indicating that this call is more important than talking to you. A rude gesture made by an insignificant person receiving an insignificant call.

I was talking to my sister when her cell rang and she abruptly gave me the just a minute finger.

just a minute finger by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011

ferret pelt 

Refers to a woman with a "landing strip" muff. So named for the slender nature of the ferret.

The wifey got a bikini wax and went from a full crow's nest to a ferret pelt.

ferret pelt by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011

hipocrit 

A person who criticizes others for not being hip (cool).

Just because he thinks he is a hipster doesn't give him the right to be a hipocrit.

hipocrit by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011

hangina 

A big fat pussy that hangs down like a Baltimore Oriole's nest or a beefine.

They say that old hooker's hangina looks like a dirty sock filled with dimes.

hangina by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011

barber pole shit 

A unique candy cane striped turd.Can be achieved by strictly following prescribed procedure. Day one-drink at least one quart of Welches Grape Juice which turns the poop green. Day2-take 4 tablespoonful of Pepto-Bismol which turns the poop black.Three hours after the Pepto roll down a bid hill so the pepto will swirl around in your bowels.On day three you should deliver a green turd with black candy cane stripes.

I just had a bizzaro barber pole shit.

barber pole shit by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011