hipocrit

A person who criticizes others for not being hip (cool).

Just because he thinks he is a hipster doesn't give him the right to be a hipocrit.

by wolfbait51 May 15, 2011

prairie dog rub

The mark left in your underwear where a prairie dog rubbed its nose. A skidmark

The wife always bitches on laundry day if she finds a prairie dog rub in my shorts

by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011

Rice Krispy Treat

When you're taking a crap and the turd makes a crackling sound as it exits your bunghole.

I dropped a Rice Krispy Treat in the thundermug this morning.It sounded like the turd was bubblewrapped.

by wolfbait51 April 18, 2011

ghost growl

When your stomach growls but you have no correlating sensation of gastro-intestinal activity leading you to believe it was someone else's tummy groaning.

Is that your stomach growling? I don't think so. Must be a ghost growl.

by wolfbait51 April 22, 2011

fart recoil

The reaction of innocent "by-sniffers" to a rancid fart. Can range from a squirrel-like nose twitch to physically recoiling backward and even up to spewing chunks.This phenomenon has even been observed in the family dog where it covers its muzzle with its paw or buries its nose in a couch cushion

I love to see the fart recoil when little old ladies hit "the cloud".

by wolfbait51 June 13, 2011

yeast roll

When a girl has an itching,burning vaginal yeast infection and the only relief she can get is to climb a wooden telephone pole and slide back down.

At first I thought Gen Tel was working on the phone lines but now I see it's just a chick taking care of the ole yeast roll.,

by wolfbait51 May 07, 2011

eskimode

One of the main three penis modes.As opposed to sex mode (fully erect) and travel mode (flaccid and compact),eskimode is where the penis shrinks,the testicles ascend to keep warm,and the scrotum draws up to look like a wrinkled walnut-all in response to extremely cold weather.

When my unit is in eskimode,it looks like a blue acorn perched on top of a walnut shell.

by wolfbait51 May 23, 2011