One time editor

Lame-assed punks who sign up to be UD editors only to get their stupid definition published,but,after realizing the backlog of definitions ,they take the chicken shit way out and plead for other editors to publish it rather than putting in some time and helping out with the editing.
Some shit-for-brains one time editor was begging to get his girl friend's name published for an anniversary present. Last of the big spenders.
by wolfbait51 June 06, 2011
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salty lemon drop

After a man finishes urinating it is customary to give the penis a few good shakes to rid the urethra of residual piss.On occasion,one of the remaining drops of urine can be slung upwards onto the lips or mouth of the unlucky pisser.
Aghhh! I just treated myself to a salty lemon drop!
by wolfbait51 June 07, 2011
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Massa2shits

Remember that song about Massa2shits by the BeeGees?
by wolfbait51 June 08, 2011
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balloon trunks

When a guy farts in a swimming pool and his swimming trunks inflate with trapped ass gas.
Look at that fool in the shallow end.Like nobody is going to notice his balloon trunks floating up around his armpits.
by wolfbait51 April 29, 2011
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the carnal reserve bank

Analogous to the federal reserve bank except for the spank bank. The carnal reserve bank is the central location in the brain where all pornographic,erotic and sexy images,scenarios and fantasies are stored for spanking stimulation.Where as the spank bank stores recent and favorite images,the carnal reserve bank keeps older or less frequently used images.
I got tired of whacking off to the same old fantasy so I summoned up some different material from the carnal reserve bank.
by wolfbait51 May 25, 2011
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condundrum

Having a really good shot at getting some pussy but not having a condom and no way of getting one.
We were parking on lover's lane and my date was so wet she was foaming.She was ready to yield that thang to me but I didn't have a rubber. What a condundrum!
by wolfbait51 April 05, 2011
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Dustin Beeper

The Roadrunner character's real name. His nemesis is named Wile E Coyote
Dustin Beeper is a cool name because it sounds like Justin N Bieber
by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011
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