Definitions by wolfbait51

Led Robster 

How the Japs say Red Lobster

Hachiro is taking Kazumi to the Led Robster for her birthday

Led Robster by wolfbait51 September 23, 2011

penivorous 

A male or female with an insatiable appetite for cock.

Those fags are so penivorous.

penivorous by wolfbait51 September 23, 2011

mull and void 

A head with a mullet and devoid of brains.The latter explains the former.

Look at that mull and void redneck.

mull and void by wolfbait51 September 11, 2011

eskimode 

One of the main three penis modes.As opposed to sex mode (fully erect) and travel mode (flaccid and compact),eskimode is where the penis shrinks,the testicles ascend to keep warm,and the scrotum draws up to look like a wrinkled walnut-all in response to extremely cold weather.

When my unit is in eskimode,it looks like a blue acorn perched on top of a walnut shell.

eskimode by wolfbait51 August 7, 2011

emergency hard hat 

A construction type hard hat kept in the trunk of an automobile for shit emergencies allowing wearer "no questions asked" free access to tens of thousands of Porta Potties nationwide.

When I wear my emergency hard hat,I can use the Porta-John at any construction site and nobody gives me a second glance.

emergency hard hat by wolfbait51 August 7, 2011

melon patch kids 

An ethnic version of Cabbage Patch Kids. Little black ragdolls.

I guess we could buy little Myshequa one of those Melon Patch Kids for her birthday.

melon patch kids by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011

diarrealize 

The moment you first realize that you may have diarrhea.Clues can be cramping,churning stomach or a really wet fart.

Now that I've shit myself,I diarrealize that I may have a stomach virus.

diarrealize by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011