wolfbait51's definitions

cartoon brows

Cartoon brows is where women pluck all of their eyebrows out and then re-draw them with an eye liner pencil.Found predominantly in older ladies and dykes.

The cool thing about cartoon brows is the multitude of moods and expressions that can achieved

by wolfbait51 April 27, 2011

corn titties

Small,but perky,pointy tits that have nipples that resemble the apex end of an ear of corn due to the copious amount of "titty braille".

That ginger I tapped the other night had those rare corn titties.

by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011

prune belly

The flabby "joey pouch" tummy on a woman who has had many children. Named for the prune-like appearance.

Isn't it disgusting to see a woman with a prune belly in a bikini?

by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011

amateur porn special effects

This is where skanky teenage girls take nude pictures of themselves in the bathroom mirror with their camera phones and submit the pics to amateur voyeur sites.The special effects come from them using a filthy mirror splattered with zit jism and toothpaste gunk.

I couldn't tell if that chick was hot or not on account of the amateur porn special effects.

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

dryer sheet hitchhiker

A wardrobe malfunction where a person,unknowingly,has a fabric softener dryer sheet peeking out their pants leg.

Did you notice that sexy secretary's dryer sheet hitchhiker?

by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

sausage grinder

A chick with a full grill of braces and who could grind a dick down to a stump while doing fellatio.

That chick at the front desk is cut but no way I'd sick my pecker in that sausage grinder.

by wolfbait51 June 7, 2011

the sneaky bait and switch

When someone is passed out drunk you take their underwear off and shit in them and then slip them back on the unconscious individual.When they come-to they'll think they shit themselves.Naturally,everyone involved will taunt and tease the unfortunate one as if he really had pooped his/her shorts.

While my roommate was passed out,we dis the sneaky bait and switch on him.

by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011