I wish I could do that

Joke. When you see a buddy's dog licking his dick and you say,"I wish I could do that." Your buddy replies,"Go ahead,but,he's liable to bite you."
"I wish I could do that" is what you say when you see a dog licking his dick.
by wolfbait51 April 12, 2011
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penivorous

A male or female with an insatiable appetite for cock.
Those fags are so penivorous.
by wolfbait51 May 24, 2011
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dog shit Cuisinart

Hitting a hidden pile of dog shit with a string trimmer will sling dog squeezin's in every direction,much like a blender with the lid removed.
I always wear a full face shield when weed-eating the yard to prevent a dog shit Cuisinart scenario.
by wolfbait51 June 06, 2011
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fingernail shrapnel

The projectile fingernail clippings that fly off on random trajectories when the nails are clipped.Most dangerous are the eye shrapnel.Most embarrassing is the shrapnel that you couldn't see where it went only to find out later from a friend at work that you have a fingernail clipping in your hair.
I now wear goggles when clipping my nails to protect my eyes from fingernail shrapnel.
by wolfbait51 April 29, 2011
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fat farts

The farting sound resulting from trapped air escaping from between the sweaty bellies of two fat people fucking. (aka- beef queef)
That couple in the adjoining motel room kept me awake for over an hour with their fat farts.
by wolfbait51 April 03, 2011
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auto tune

Refers to those individuals who insist on singing along with the radio in the automobile. Though they habitually sing off-key,out of tune,and completely butcher the lyrics,they are convinced they sound good.
Why must you auto tune every song that comes on the radio?
by wolfbait51 April 23, 2011
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acronymcompoop

The epic and amazing ability of some shitheads to combine lame,random words to make an acronym and submit it as a definition.Only the most advanced minds can string together the first letters of a group of words.
Some shit-for-brains submitted PBR as a definition for Papst Blue Ribbon. What an acronymcompoop.
by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011
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