wolfbait51's definitions

eel chowder

Cum. Ejaculate. Specifically chunky jizz.

I busted a nut full of chunky eel chowder.

by wolfbait51 April 22, 2011

wrong holed

When a guy is doing girl doggy style and,accidentally or on purpose,sticks it in her ass and she yells "WRONG HOLE!!!"

This girl at work was telling of how her hubby wrong holed her last night.

by wolfbait51 May 2, 2011

Paris eyed

To have a wonky,droopy eyelid like Paris Hilton. Common causes are being constantly drunk or doped or one too many jizz shots in the eye.

Tragically,many stroke victims are left Paris eyed.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

T-Bone Kotex

A T-bone Kotex is that absorbent pad often found stuck to the steaks you buy from the grocery store.Should be removed before grilling.

I always check the bottom of the steak,after removing from the package,to make sure the T-Bone Kotex is not stuck to it.

by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011

Clive talkin'

To speak with a British or Aussie accent.Not to be confused with jive talkin'.

Have you noticed a lot of TV commercial are using those Clive talkin' pitchmen?

by wolfbait51 February 18, 2011

absduction

The point in a middle-aged man's life when he realizes his rock hard abdominal muscles have been kidnapped.

I don't have a flabby beer gut.I am a victim of absduction.

by wolfbait51 May 22, 2011

doppelwanger

All Asians are doppelwangers since they all look alike and they are all named Wang.

All those Asians look alike to me.Any one is a doppelwanger of another.

by wolfbait51 November 16, 2011