Definitions by wolfbait51

check out dork 

Those people who have the uncanny ability to select the only items in the store with no price tags or scan bars necessitating a price check on every item they've purchased thus clogging up the check out lane.

That check out dork was getting some pretty dirty looks from the people behind him in the check out line.

check out dork by wolfbait51 October 13, 2011

enthusiasm killer 

Refers to those annoying internet advertising clips you must endure before the video clip you've selected will play. aka YouScrewed

I did see an enthusiasm killer on YouTube for Progressive Insurance that I hadn't seen on TV.

enthusiasm killer by wolfbait51 October 13, 2011

pantyless cheerleader 

The pantyless cheerleader is easy to pick out (other than actually seeing the flapping waffle).She is the one who sticks to the gym floor while doing a split.Her cooter acts as a suction cup and holds her firmly to the floor.Only effective rescue in this situation is to pry her loose with a cooking spatula or putty knife.

At the Rescue Squad we get three or four Code 199s a year. That's a pantyless cheerleader stuck on the floor.

pantyless cheerleader by wolfbait51 October 4, 2011

chocolate chip cookie 

A white person whose body is covered with so many moles that they look like a chocolate chip cookie when naked.

That girl I used to date looked like a chocolate chip cookie and I used to play "connect the dots" with her moles.

chocolate chip cookie by wolfbait51 October 4, 2011

Walmart ears 

A phenomenon that arises from using cheap-ass headphones from Walmart. The black foam padding on these Chinese made pieces of shit breaks down over time and leaves a dirty looking,black residue on the unsuspecting user's ears.

Look at that joker. He's either a coal miner or has a bad case of Walmart ears.

Walmart ears by wolfbait51 October 2, 2011

termite mound 

A variation of the beehive hairdo for black women. Named for the towering termite mounds of the plains of Africa.

Dawg! Check out the termite mound on that sista!

termite mound by wolfbait51 October 1, 2011

recreative license 

The unoriginal and unimaginative act of taking the Urban Dictionary word of the day and rewording the definition or submitting the same word with a slightly different definition as if it was an new and unique word. The lazy rip-off of the word of the day.

If the word of the day is really popular,you can bet there will be a ton of copy cat defs where some buttholes use recreative license to submit the def as their own idea.

recreative license by wolfbait51 September 30, 2011