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fox news

National Republican Bullshit Network. Watched by ignorant, gun-toting,

flag-waving ultra-nationalistic right-wing Christian fundamentalists who think

George Bush is the new fucking Messiah or something.basically, the scum of

American society who, if they had their way, would turn America in a fucking fascistic

police state in order to feel safe from the "terrorists" (aka: "brown people").
Fox News is only good for laughing at the bullshit those worthless Republicans

like to spew. If you want a real source of news, go the independent route.
by wolf15668 November 3, 2013
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Elevator bomber

A person that stops the elevator, gets on, cuts a huge fart, and sends the elevator on its way.
Oh god, someone shit in here. I have to get off before somebody else gets on and thinks its me.

Elevator bomber
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Bitch ass

A useless person, most commonly male, who whines like a bitch every time something doesn't go their way. (Not to be confused with a Bitch who is just a female that acts the same)

2.) A person, who has a negative, often unwarranted opinion about anything or everything presented to them.

3.) A guy who is such a pussy even girls bust his balls (assuming he has any, doubtful.)

Defining features of a bitch ass are feelings of self entitlement, inability to cope with daily life, pathetic attemps to gain others sympathy, constantly dwelling on negative thoughts, and the amazing ability to bring down everyone around them.
by wolf15668 September 1, 2013
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No shave behave

A tactic used by women to prevent themselves from doing something regrettable when out at a club, bar, party, etc. This involves purposefully not shaving her legs (or other parts) before going out so that she will stop herself from hooking up with someone to avoid the no-shave shame the morning after.
Crystal: Man, that guy was all over you! Why didn't you leave with him?

Kayla: I cant, no shave behave!
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Teacher humor

Jokes or remarks relating to a teacher's subject or material, that usually only the teacher finds funny. When the teacher is awkwardly laughing into silence, you know that she has used teacher humor.
Teacher: Today we will be studying pi! Not, not cherry pie! (laughs)

Students: ...

Teacher humor.
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Tween

A made-up age group, ranging from about 8 to early teens, used by parents to justify why they are allowing their prepubescent daughters to dress and behave like sluts.
*: "Why is your nine-year-old wearing a midriff top, low-rise jeans, and eight pounds of eyeshadow and lipstick?"

Girl's mother: (taking a long drink of boxed wine and shrugging) "Why not? She's a tween!"

*: "She also has a tramp stamp."

Girl's mother: "I believe I just said she was a tween."

*: "I think she's sexting a college student."

Girl's mother: "TWEEN!"
by wolf15668 September 1, 2013
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