wolf's definitions

ape lady

a woman with very hairy arms and back

your mom looks like an ape lady.

by wolf January 11, 2005

Ostrich Honky

Any of a breed of 19-24 year old women, usually blonde (natural or otherwise), who think they are the greatest things since sliced cheese. (Only in their own mind.) They come across as snotty, bitchy, spoiled, psychotic and terminally dull.

Example “Man my girlfriend is such an ostrich honky, I want to kill her.”

by Wolf February 29, 2004

Blageryawn

The word that beats anyother word in a contest of words. I win.

pInkXslUshie: freakizoider
pInkXslUshie: beat that!
LaxLupus: i did
LaxLupus: blageryawn

by Wolf September 23, 2004

smelly awakening

the act of standing over a person and slepping them in the face. as the person wakes up, you force a fart out in his or her face.

the first one to fall asleep tonight is getting a smelly awakening

by wolf January 11, 2005

rip-a-lip

when your recieving fellatio and you force your dick into the side of the persons mouth as hard as you can

i just gave your sister a rip-a-lip and she liked it.

by wolf January 11, 2005

chuck norris

a spinning roundhouse kick to the head

if you keep fucking around i'm gonna give you a chuck norris

by wolf January 11, 2005

fart monger

one who enjoys the smell of farts and is usually hanging around bad smelling areas.

livio, get out of the bathroom and stop being such a fart monger.

by wolf January 11, 2005