wolf's definitions

smelly awakening

the act of standing over a person and slepping them in the face. as the person wakes up, you force a fart out in his or her face.

the first one to fall asleep tonight is getting a smelly awakening

by wolf January 11, 2005

ee ya lata

the shortened way of saying see ya later, but also meant in a more negative way.

this party sucks, ee ya lata.

by wolf January 11, 2005

ape lady

a woman with very hairy arms and back

your mom looks like an ape lady.

by wolf January 11, 2005

rip-a-lip

when your recieving fellatio and you force your dick into the side of the persons mouth as hard as you can

i just gave your sister a rip-a-lip and she liked it.

by wolf January 11, 2005

toucan sam schnoz

an extremely large nose

adrian brody got a toucan sam shnoz

by wolf January 11, 2005

shut that shit up

to tell someone to stop talking about a certain subject

sb:i cant believe you didn't call me.
fp:shut that shit up

by wolf January 11, 2005

jk conspiracy 05

the chinese food restaurant is cheating you out of eggroles, purposly.

listen ching chang, i've had enough of this jk conspiracy 05 and just give me my freaking eggrole.

by wolf January 11, 2005