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salad fingers 

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salad fingers is possibly an ordinary looking man, in an ordinary world, with an unordianry life. He is very mentally ill, depressed and unmedicated, or at least refuses to take it. What we see in salad fingers episodes is how salad fingers sees the world. Being depressed and mentally ill he sees himself as the way we see him and also sees an otherwise thriving world as post apocolyptic. His friends and those he encounters are all figments of his imagination from a combination of mental illness and lonliness. Favor of rust and blood also comes from his mental illness. Salad fingers lives in an apartment in the city, apartment number 22. However he is a lonley isolated man, and therefore he sees his apartment as being just one small house in the middle of nowhere. He has no contact with any other human beings whatsoever, until episode 5, where he interacts with a girl he originally thought was a product of his imagination but turned out to be real. This is signified by her being the only other character in the series other then salad fingers that can speak. Because he simply did not know how to be with real people, he broke down. There is no word yet as to if he ever fully recovered.
"rusty kettle...(scratch scratch)... ooooaaaahhhh"
salad fingers by Wolf March 2, 2005

fart monger

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one who enjoys the smell of farts and is usually hanging around bad smelling areas.
livio, get out of the bathroom and stop being such a fart monger.
fart monger by wolf January 11, 2005

queeftastic 

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the opposite of fantastic, but a lot more cheery than saying somethings sucks.
i failed my regions, thats fucking queeftastic.
queeftastic by wolf January 11, 2005

chuck norris 

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if you keep fucking around i'm gonna give you a chuck norris
chuck norris by wolf January 11, 2005

flaky ass 

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the shit that sticks to your ass if you sit on the toilet to long when reading the paper. Hard to detect and very hard to clean.
hurry up in the bathroom bro, you're gonna get the flaky ass.
flaky ass by wolf January 11, 2005

ee ya lata 

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the shortened way of saying see ya later, but also meant in a more negative way.
this party sucks, ee ya lata.
ee ya lata by wolf January 11, 2005

smelly awakening 

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the act of standing over a person and slepping them in the face. as the person wakes up, you force a fart out in his or her face.
the first one to fall asleep tonight is getting a smelly awakening
smelly awakening by wolf January 11, 2005
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