Definitions by wittyname

alcohol 

Vitamin for your liver

Melissa drank alcohol, which improved the health of her liver and her life

alcohol by wittyname January 24, 2010

life 

the activity you are participating in currently

Insert Name is reading UrbanDictionary because it is the most intriguing activity that Insert Name could think of doing at the moment in his life.

(Sailor Jerry says hi)

life by wittyname January 19, 2010

Alcohol 

Confidence in a bottle.

Bryan drank a bottle of Sailor Jerry's (Rum which contains alcohol in case you are a dumb motherfucker) and was motherfucking confident and comfortable with his own personality (the opposite of his usual self).

Alcohol by wittyname January 19, 2010

alcohol 

My only friend.

alcohol- alcohol. when im fucked up i need some ass. booty ass. fuck the surgeon general's warning, i ain't got shit to do in the morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAILOR JERRY'S ALL THE WAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

alcohol by wittyname January 18, 2010

clean 

the state you are in when you are being drug tested

stoner 1: hey man do you wanna smoke these dank ass buds with me?
stoner 2: man, i wish i could, but im clean. my parents drug test me.

clean by wittyname January 16, 2010

joke 

women's rights

person 1: Wanna hear a joke?
person 2: Women's rights

joke by wittyname January 16, 2010

paranoid 

your state of mind when you hear the door bell ring and you suspect the police are outside but it's a girl scout trying to sell some fucking girl scout cookies

*Door Bell Ring*
Paranoid Person: Oh shit. I can hear the cops outside. *flushes eighth of weed down the toilet* *opens door*
Girl Scout: You wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?
Paranoid Person: FML

paranoid by wittyname January 16, 2010