wiseman 's definitions

Fletcher

An angry blowharded asshole who often loses his temper and screams at co-workers at his place of employment.

Don would always lose his cool and scream at the other supervisors when he was having a bad day. Fucking Fletcher!

by Wiseman July 14, 2006

wiseman

just shut the fuck up,thx
this event was a period long time ago already,can you please stop bitching about this
i'm not a asshole anymore

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by Wiseman February 27, 2004

lose your lunch

The act of vomiting. See ralph chunks

Dusan, stop drinking. You look like you're about ready to lose your lunch.

by Wiseman June 27, 2006

self suck

The ability to perform fellatio on yourself. Also known as autofellatio.

Charlie used to try and self suck, but his dick was too small and he wasn't very flexible.

by Wiseman July 14, 2006

gack in the crack

The substance in between a man's ass cheeks that creates skid marks. Also known as butt butter, gack in the crack is usually formed as a result of several components put together. These are:
1) A hairy ass
2) A moist defecation followed by clean up with cheap TP
3) Physical exertion that causes the hairy ass to perspire

Mike took a hurried dump in the portajohn outside the stadium and then went back to tailgating. It was a long walk back to the pickup and the hot weather made him sweat. By the time he got back to the beer cooler he had some gack in the crack.

by Wiseman July 14, 2006

K-town

Reference to Keokuk, Iowa.

I grew up in K-town, but I'm glad I don't live in that cesspool anymore. Fucking town has gone to shit!

by Wiseman July 13, 2006

regulate

to keep something or a situation under control. to place restrictions often for the good of the whole

if someone doesnt regulate submissions to this urban dictionary, it will become an even larger chunk of turd.
see SHS freshman

by wiseman January 19, 2003