42 definitions by wiseman

cob knocker

A cock sucker. Basically, an annoying person who does something to piss you off.

Listen you stupid cob knocker, leave me alone already!

by wiseman July 28, 2006

lose your lunch

The act of vomiting. See ralph chunks

Dusan, stop drinking. You look like you're about ready to lose your lunch.

by wiseman June 27, 2006

K-town

Reference to Keokuk, Iowa.

I grew up in K-town, but I'm glad I don't live in that cesspool anymore. Fucking town has gone to shit!

by wiseman July 13, 2006

wiseman

just shut the fuck up,thx
this event was a period long time ago already,can you please stop bitching about this
i'm not a asshole anymore

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by wiseman February 27, 2004

fluid

Of relating to the Halo player "Fluid"
See: A Trogger

damn man i saw fluid tha other day he is such a bitch

by wiseman February 22, 2005

Dek Souder

dumbest idiot i ever seen,a fucking moron.pwnex(ed)

old name: DeC

OMFG!!!!I has Windows Longhorn #2078,#4055,#4058,#4065!!!!oneoneone

by wiseman April 5, 2004

two fisting

A person holding an alcoholic beverage in each hand. Often seen at keggers, ball games, or other places where the line for a drink is rather long. Individuals will often get two drinks at a time. When one is finished they get back in line. They can then enjoy the second beverage while waiting. That way they never run out and risk ruining their buzz.

Guy #1: Dude, are you two fisting it again?
Guy #2: Hell yeah! It takes 20 minutes to get a beer in this place.

by wiseman July 14, 2006