accounts department

See cunt

The accounts department? Oh, you mean the room full of beaurocratic cunts!

by Wise Man October 17, 2003

Pumpy Trousers

An amusing term i heard a radio dj use to refer to someone with a 'gas problem'

Since you started your spinach and lemonade diet you've become a real pumpy trousers

by Wise Man November 13, 2003

carpet treader

See waster, basically an estate ageny term for a person who just likes to look at houses to be nosy, with no intention to buy.

That person is just a carpet treader.

by Wise Man July 14, 2003

The Monkey

A dance made popular by Jonny Bravo.

"Do the Monkey with me"

by Wise Man October 07, 2003

beast

1) An unpleasant member of the female species, usually due to physical appearance/smell
2) The male genitalia

1) Look at the state of that beast over there, she STINKS
2) .....then she said yes, so i got me beast out

by Wise Man July 15, 2003

pob

Freaky puppet that used to be on channel 4. His main routine consisted of spitting all over thecamera lens, writing his name in the 'fog' and then getting his pink and yellow striped jumper unravelled.

Peh - ooh - beh

by Wise Man October 06, 2003

brandine

A universal name for any female hick or redneck, used as an insult on any common woman.

Hey Brandine!! Let's have us a critter for dinner!!

by Wise Man July 21, 2003