william joseph hemmington's definitions

raging waters

A theme park in San Dimas, California with incredibly beautiful and bodacious teenage girls. Come especially when the junior life guard team comes and you will see baywatch babes in the making.

5 year old boy: I went to Raging Waters and strangely attained rigamortus of my genitals.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 19, 2004

avenues

A gang residing around the Highland Park area of Los Angeles, California.

A group of anvenues wrote their cholo words all over the wall.

by william joseph hemmington December 23, 2004

modest

not inclined to engage in sexual acts
prude

Since Mary didn't give me any, I am labelling her modest.

by william joseph hemmington December 21, 2004

japan

a nation so technologically advanced that...
they still eat with sticks?

as i peered into the window of the most intelligent technological experts from japan, they opted to archaically eat with sticks

by william joseph hemmington April 8, 2006

cankles

when their isn't a seperation between an ankle and calf. ankle + calf = cankle

Sister Abby has cankles.

by william joseph hemmington December 21, 2004

to up

(toe up) a word coming from ebonic roots meaning "torn up". Often times used in therapy terminology to refer to something that is torn up.

Henry's ego is completely and utterly to up.

by william joseph hemmington December 21, 2004

Quimby

If one were to notice, a bubble comes up when they fart inside of the bathtub. Upon seeing this bubble, a quimby will make his/her best effort to try to pop this bubble with his/her teeth.

Stoney is a quimby because he tries to pop the bubbles in the bathtub that come out of his anus.

by william joseph hemmington September 5, 2005