cumikazi

a person who would like to kill another human being by way of shooting their jizz at another person. oftentimes, this only grosses the person out and causes them to become very angry. in the jizzee's rage, they will probably kill the jizzer.

the cumikazi ended up getting his ass beaten so hard that he cried like a little girl.

by william joseph hemmington January 08, 2006

to up

(toe up) a word coming from ebonic roots meaning "torn up". Often times used in therapy terminology to refer to something that is torn up.

Henry's ego is completely and utterly to up.

by william joseph hemmington December 21, 2004

tuna can

A penis fatter than it is long; chode

Because Edgar had a chode, Erma called it a tuna can.

by william joseph hemmington December 21, 2004

cumicide

to ejaculate to the point that you create a puddle of semen so huge that you can drown in it.

did you hear about jack? he jacked off and decided to kill himself through cumicide.

by william joseph hemmington January 08, 2006

avenues

A gang residing around the Highland Park area of Los Angeles, California.

A group of anvenues wrote their cholo words all over the wall.

by william joseph hemmington December 23, 2004

hoe daddy

a person who acts as if they are indeed a surfer, yet they actually never surf

the hoe daddy approached the waves and politely declined to surf

by william joseph hemmington January 21, 2006

ese

a latina girl's boyfriend sancho

Teacher: Why did you get pregnant?
Girl: You told me to do my essay (ese)!!

by William Joseph Hemmington November 19, 2005