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A theme park in San Dimas, California with incredibly beautiful and bodacious teenage girls. Come especially when the junior life guard team comes and you will see baywatch babes in the making.
5 year old boy: I went to Raging Waters and strangely attained rigamortus of my genitals.
by William Joseph Hemmington December 19, 2004

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to ejaculate to the point that you create a puddle of semen so huge that you can drown in it.
did you hear about jack? he jacked off and decided to kill himself through cumicide.
by william joseph hemmington January 07, 2006

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In the book of Exodus in the bible, God gives Moses several tricks in order to pursuade the Israelites that God was on their side. Prior to the 10 plagues, God gave Moses the ability to make the Nile red when he poured it on land, to make his hand leprous when he took it out of his cloak, and to turn a snake into a staff. The staff became known as the rod of God.
The rod of God worked like a kick-stand.
by william joseph hemmington December 24, 2004

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A spanish word refering to slang. Anything that is slang, derived from slang, is defined as slang, etc.
El Libro de Calo es un libro que tiene palabras mas susio, pero use en la juderia.
by William Joseph Hemmington December 20, 2004

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(toe up) a word coming from ebonic roots meaning "torn up". Often times used in therapy terminology to refer to something that is torn up.
Henry's ego is completely and utterly to up.
by william joseph hemmington December 21, 2004

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v.to turn things around and around
Please flip the pancake.
by William Joseph Hemmington December 19, 2004

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a nation so technologically advanced that...
they still eat with sticks?
as i peered into the window of the most intelligent technological experts from japan, they opted to archaically eat with sticks
by william joseph hemmington January 20, 2006

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