Definitions by william joseph hemmington

Quimby 

If one were to notice, a bubble comes up when they fart inside of the bathtub. Upon seeing this bubble, a quimby will make his/her best effort to try to pop this bubble with his/her teeth.

Stoney is a quimby because he tries to pop the bubbles in the bathtub that come out of his anus.

Quimby by william joseph hemmington September 5, 2005

rod of God

In the book of Exodus in the bible, God gives Moses several tricks in order to pursuade the Israelites that God was on their side. Prior to the 10 plagues, God gave Moses the ability to make the Nile red when he poured it on land, to make his hand leprous when he took it out of his cloak, and to turn a snake into a staff. The staff became known as the rod of God.

The rod of God worked like a kick-stand.

rod of God by william joseph hemmington December 24, 2004

avenues 

A gang residing around the Highland Park area of Los Angeles, California.

A group of anvenues wrote their cholo words all over the wall.

avenues by william joseph hemmington December 23, 2004

cankles 

when their isn't a seperation between an ankle and calf. ankle + calf = cankle

Sister Abby has cankles.

cankles by william joseph hemmington December 21, 2004

to up

(toe up) a word coming from ebonic roots meaning "torn up". Often times used in therapy terminology to refer to something that is torn up.

Henry's ego is completely and utterly to up.

to up by william joseph hemmington December 21, 2004

tuna can 

A penis fatter than it is long; chode

Because Edgar had a chode, Erma called it a tuna can.

tuna can by william joseph hemmington December 21, 2004

spain 

A georgous and highly multicultural country full of life, culture, and spirit. Spain is a series of many different climates and terrains, and inevitably different cultures (castellan, gallegan, etc). Home to the most beautiful women in the world!

Because Spain is extremely georgous, you should go there one of these days.

spain by william joseph hemmington December 21, 2004