tuna can

A penis fatter than it is long; chode

Because Edgar had a chode, Erma called it a tuna can.

by william joseph hemmington December 21, 2004

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cumicide

to ejaculate to the point that you create a puddle of semen so huge that you can drown in it.

did you hear about jack? he jacked off and decided to kill himself through cumicide.

by william joseph hemmington January 08, 2006

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Eagle Rock

A small yet delightfully tacky town in between Pasadena and Glendale. It is highly multicultural consisting of 50% phillipeanos, 30% mexicans,19% whites, and 1% of others. A common belief is that if you live below Eagle Rock Blvd., you live in the crappier part of Eagle Rock. There MAY be some truth to that.

Eagle Rock Elementary boy: I live below Eagle Rock Blvd. because it's the poorer part of town.
Rockdale Boy: This school is small therefore giving children that learn in smaller classrooms the benefit of the doubt.
St. Dominics kid: I go to a school with a 5 out of 10 point grade. We desperately need a better education and the teachers take over the glory of the kids who go to good schools. Our junior high math department sucks. Wait until high school to be enlightened.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 19, 2004

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rigamortus

Although unsure of the correct spelling, it refers to the time in which a corpse becomes hard.

The dead body attained a state of rigamortus after several hours.

by William Joseph Hemmington December 20, 2004

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cumikazi

a person who would like to kill another human being by way of shooting their jizz at another person. oftentimes, this only grosses the person out and causes them to become very angry. in the jizzee's rage, they will probably kill the jizzer.

the cumikazi ended up getting his ass beaten so hard that he cried like a little girl.

by william joseph hemmington January 08, 2006

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