william dean a. garner's definitions

X-factor

1. An unknown variable

That homey's got too many "x-factors." Pop his ass and be safe.

by William Dean A. Garner September 10, 2003

LUC

The "Law of Unintended Consequences," or LUC, is a natural law that basically means SHIT HAPPENS

As LUC would have it, the "dream girl" I met 48 hours ago left me, stole my life savings, took my cat, ate all my food and called my Mom and told her I was a terrorist in training.

by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003

Mentors

1. Breast implants
2. Big boobs.
from: Mentor Corporation, the #1 manufacturer of breast implants in the U.S.

Sittin' at the bar, I looked askance and caught her "Mentors" in my field of view, threatening to climb their way out of a thin black Armani dress.

by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003

500s

1. Breast implants, filled with 500 mL (cc) of saline or gel
2. Big boobs.
3. Headlights.
4. Knockers.
5. Big Impressive Tits.

Shirline's 500s walked into the room a full second before she did.

by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003

powderpuff

Drug user, esp. cocaine

Sista Sam, my homie's "powderpuff," hoovered an entire ziploc o' coke in one slow up-the-shoot motion. . . .

by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003

Top-Ho

1. Best girlfriend
2. A really, really beautiful woman
3. A great fuck

Barbie's my "top-ho": always enthusiastic, ready to roll me up, take me down. . . .

by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003

Jacket

1. Bodyguard
2. Bad ass

Two "jackets" come pimpin' outta the club, followed by their boss: six-foot, two inches and 170 pounds of pure, unadulterated pussy from heaven. I knew then I was in love. . . .

by William Dean A. Garner September 10, 2003