fretwanker

one who fretwanks.
"Are you going to jam night on Wednesday?"
"Nah, it's full of fretwankers."
by William November 10, 2004
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leperchaun

An irish teacher who lies and likes to fuck over his students
Mr. Cole is a fuckin leperchaun
by William February 03, 2005
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LBM

LBM is an acronym standing for Littlebigman. Littlebigman is a combination of symbolic words, little representing his phallic size, big denoting the size of his ego and man being a mockery of the lack thereof.
An LBM is a constantly talkative, girl-obsessed teen.
The LBM should be drug out into the street and shot after a very painful lovemaking session with a claymore antipersonnel mine.
<Eric> "Using a mobile phone can slash a man's sperm count by almost a third, new research suggests.
<Eric> A study found that radiation from mobile phones appeared to have a dramatic impact not only on numbers of sperm, but also their swimming ability or "motility".
<Eric> In both cases, levels were cut by about 30%. Reductions in sperm count and motility lower the chances of conception. "
--> Littlebigman has joined #hbo
<Konrad> Hey lbm, have a cell phone?
<Littlebigman> yah
<amaroq> thank god
by William October 29, 2004
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Celtic

A Football/Soccer team from the east end of Glasgow who's fans openly support and fund raise for the child killers and bomb throwing terrorists that are the I.R.A
common songs sung at carparkhead include the delightful ditty that goes "We are the P.I, We are the P.I, We are the P.I.R.A"
by William February 28, 2005
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stunted slime

Someone held in low regard due to their cowardice.
"Viceroy! I don't want this stunted slime in my sight again."
by William March 29, 2003
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bionicle

the best thing lego has ever made!!! It's about six toa who has to fight makuta, then about the toa elders, who has to stop the morbuzakh.
bionicle rules!! w00t!! w00t!!w00t!! i love bionicle!!!
by william January 16, 2005
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Double D`s

by william March 28, 2005
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