will bitten's definitions

Deaf Jam

Having a sign language rap battle.

Warren couldn't believe the things he was hearing when Todd was signing. They decided to settle it Old School with a Deaf Jam

by will bitten December 21, 2016

Drunk Plans

When shit does not work out as planned so you go with the flow after getting pissed up at the bar.

Slobodan waited for the call to go to the club later. His Drunk Plans changed after his homies said fuck Hamilton we going to Toronto!!

by will bitten August 20, 2017

Allahtosis

When ISIS is talking shit with their propaganda.

The only way to rid the world of
Allahtosis is to gargle on hot death

by will bitten January 5, 2017

3/4 Stance

It is a football term used to describe how you get into a crouched position hovering over a toilet bowl. This is due to a disgust for sitting on toilet seats. Be sure to put the seat up first with your foot.

I entered the shitter and discovered there were no paper seat covers. It don't matter cuz I get in my 3/4 Stance to fire off Scuds!

by will bitten March 6, 2017

Pooched Eggs

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.

Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.

by will bitten September 16, 2017

Polish Hankie

Using your hand as a handkerchief when you blow snot into it and then promptly flick it off toward the ground.

I saw this guy use his hand as a Polish Hankie when he blew snot after he sneezed.

by will bitten September 30, 2016

Shot Selection

When you are going to blow your load on a girl but must decide pussy, ass, face or any part of her body.

I had 3 seconds left and my Shot Selection was limited to blowing my wad on her ass or in her crack.

by will bitten May 29, 2018