will bitten's definitions
When a girl leads you on in believing that you are on a first date but strings you along as friends in order to get more free dinner and drinks
Mike went on a date with this girl thinking she was the one. She turned out to be a Heidi Date after putting him in the friend zone when she finished the lobster.
by will bitten January 23, 2017
Get the Heidi Datemug. by will bitten August 18, 2017
Get the Rephrase yourselfmug. No matter the situation, the score or whatever time is left in the Football game, New England Patriots QB Tom Brady will pull out the victory.
Patriots were down by 40 when I turned the game off. They came back to win with 3 seconds left. Fucking Brady!!!
by will bitten October 29, 2017
Get the Fucking Bradymug. by will bitten October 2, 2016
Get the Rotten Molarsmug. When you shit in the woods while camping and you run out of toilet paper. While exercising your last shit ticket you get some shit on your hand and need to get it off by shaking and flicking vigorously.
by will bitten October 5, 2016
Get the Shit Flicksmug. A term to describe the sycophant of the office who has the distinct ability to blend in with management by bag licking .
Charles didn't care whose dick it was in upper management that he was sucking to get promoted because he was a Cock Chameleon and can adapt to any situation.
by will bitten December 19, 2016
Get the Cock Chameleonmug. When you are passed out drunk and your girlfriend still want sex by pulling your dick out of your pants
Rhonda still still wanted to fuck even though Scott was passed out. She became a Dick Poacher when she pulled his pants down to grab his cock to go at it.
by will bitten December 4, 2016
Get the Dick Poachermug.