Ageless Beauty

A woman so jacked up on Botox that it is nearly impossible to guess her real age.

The Carny was off by 20 years trying to guess how old the Ageless Beauty was. He had to cough up the giant stuffed animal!

by will bitten October 02, 2016

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Mani-Pedi-Facial

When a woman gives two handjobs at the same time while getting her toes sucked and receiving a load on her face. Fantastic day at the spa!!!

Louise tried a new nail salon in the seedy part of town. She wondered why there were only men working to give a Mani-Pedi-Facial

by will bitten September 14, 2017

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When someone places roofies in women's drinks.

"Did you hear what happened to those 2 chicks. Yeah some dude was Going Cosby on their drinks!"

by will bitten December 03, 2016

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Tommy couldn't hear the shit that Warren was signing about him.

by will bitten December 22, 2016

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A person who only sticks to listening to one type of music and is reluctant to anything new therefore their taste is stale.....like a crouton.

Dude #1 "Hey Man have you heard the new Drake?!"
Dude #2 "Drake's a FAAAAG!!! Sabbath rules!!"
Dude"1 "You're such a Music Crouton!"

by will bitten January 09, 2018

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When a woman's vagina has lost all elasticity and now looks like the mouth of the Green claymation character Gumby.

"Wow! Look at that old sloppy pussy! It looks just like Gumby's Mouth!!!

by will bitten November 01, 2017

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Purposely not inviting the nerd or the asshole of a group of friends to any social event.

Before going to the Jays game we need to Clip the Tard!

by will bitten September 18, 2016

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