87 definition by will bitten

The name given to a woman whose vagina has been so inactive that it could literally be sealed by cobwebs.
Look at that nerd chick over there. Ain't no way Webs is getting any soon.
by will bitten December 21, 2016

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Having a sign language rap battle.
Warren couldn't believe the things he was hearing when Todd was signing. They decided to settle it Old School with a Deaf Jam
by will bitten December 21, 2016

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A derogatory term describing someone's set of teeth that resemble a picket fence that is in disrepair.
Frank's grill was so bad with gaps and crisscrossed incisors it looked liked he had Picket Teeth!
by will bitten December 21, 2016

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Having a sign language rap battle.
Tommy couldn't hear the shit that Warren was signing about him.
by will bitten December 21, 2016

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A term describing how Work is much like Prostitution. A company has the use of your body for a period of time (8hr +) in exchange for money.
Gary was a whore for Overtime. He didn't care how bad Management treated him . He fell deep into Workstitution.
by will bitten December 24, 2016

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A mixture of corn and shit that one would eat in order to have sex with a hot chick .
I would eat the Schorn out of her ass just to get next to her asshole and I don't even like corn!
by will bitten December 27, 2016

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Someone whose body stinks from ass sweat, grime, funk,matted shit and any other unsavory stench.
"Buddy standing in line ahead of me stinks so bad it brings tears to my eyes. He definitely has the Jail Smell!"
by will bitten January 05, 2017

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