will bitten's definitions

Betty the Yeti

A term given to a woman with very hairy forearms, sideburns and a 5 O'Clock shadow on the upper lip. God only knows what lies underneath the clothing.

I saw a woman with a full on goatee. Betty the Yeti must have the day off from the Circus Freakshow.

by will bitten October 20, 2017

She Shits Too

No matter how many times a guy gets shot down by a pretty girl with or without an attitude, buddy, She Shits Too.

Barry came back dejected after asking Hot Kate out. Don't worry guy "She Shits Too."

by will bitten February 10, 2017

Basketball Hands

A woman with such long fingers looks like she could palm a Basketball.

" That girl could put 10 rings on that one finger Bro! She definitely has Basketball Hands!!"

by will bitten April 20, 2018

Whistle Tooth

When someone says their C'S and/or S's with a high pitched tooth whistling noise that pierces the eardrum.

DeAndra was so hot until she kept saying she wanted a Caesar with her damn Whistle Tooth. Bitch pierced my brain.

by will bitten November 12, 2017

Tip of the Pope's Hat

When your anus is preparing to shit and you ever so slightly begin crowning the turd head.

A magnificent log was percolating while I sat on the throne. Suddenly the Tip of the Pope's Hat had breached my rectum.

by will bitten September 8, 2017

Scuzzage

A term to describe the total amount of nasty, filthy, pick legged skid looking douchebag guys a woman has slept with that alot of people are privy to.

The new boy at the Club was warned not to go over to Juanita. This girl's Scuzzage was off the chart for any half decent guy to handle.

by will bitten October 7, 2017

hendren

a large turd that is stubborn to flush down.

my toilet was struggling to flush a hendren.

by will bitten September 17, 2016