will bitten's definitions

Cruiser Spread

The girth a Police Officer gets by only driving around in a Cruiser eating drive thru food and being inactive with no physical exercise.

That 300lb Copper was never gonna catch us by running. He had too much Cruiser Spread!!!

by will bitten September 30, 2017

1000 RPM

When you fuck a woman on Red Bull like a jack rabbit

Dude took Rosa to the bedroom and went 1000 RPM on her Pussy!!

by will bitten August 20, 2017

Rim Wrangler

A term to describe a gay Cowboy. Mainly the dominant in a relationship. ie Broke back Mountain style.

"No one suspected that Clem on the Dude Ranch was a Rim Wrangler!"

by will bitten October 10, 2016

hendren

a large turd that is stubborn to flush down.

my toilet was struggling to flush a hendren.

by will bitten September 17, 2016

The Deaner

The guy who gets the party started but has no money to pay his tab.

Hey look it's The Deaner. Yeah he already hit me up for $10 but the chicks love him.

by will bitten January 25, 2017

Going Cosby

When someone places roofies in women's drinks.

"Did you hear what happened to those 2 chicks. Yeah some dude was Going Cosby on their drinks!"

by will bitten December 3, 2016

Squadren

A series of strategically floating battleshit Hendren.

As I snapped off some Hendren into the water, they formed into a formidable Squadren.

by will bitten September 18, 2016