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When a girl leads you on in believing that you are on a first date but strings you along as friends in order to get more free dinner and drinks
Mike went on a date with this girl thinking she was the one. She turned out to be a Heidi Date after putting him in the friend zone when she finished the lobster.
by will bitten January 23, 2017
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by will bitten January 5, 2017
Get the Jail Smell mug.Heidi had her sights on Brad as her next boyfriend victim. He didn't want any girl that was needy or on Clingon Stage 5.
by will bitten August 26, 2017
Get the Clingon Stage 5 mug.No matter the situation, the score or whatever time is left in the Football game, New England Patriots QB Tom Brady will pull out the victory.
Patriots were down by 40 when I turned the game off. They came back to win with 3 seconds left. Fucking Brady!!!
by will bitten October 29, 2017
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by will bitten September 14, 2017
Get the A little AIDS mug.When a girl is on a couch and contorts her body in order give a guy a blowjob while he his laying flat on the couch in a straight line.
Buster was laying straight on the couch with his feet on the table. Sofia was in no position to give him a hummer at her current angle. She had to match his Penile straight line by getting Slurpindickular.
by will bitten October 4, 2018
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by will bitten October 10, 2016
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