by will bitten October 02, 2016

by will bitten May 26, 2018

Heidi had her sights on Brad as her next boyfriend victim. He didn't want any girl that was needy or on Clingon Stage 5.
by will bitten August 26, 2017

When an obese woman is trying to exercise in LuluLemon pants and it creates a giant wet stain down the crack of her ass.
"This 300lb woman was in front of me at the gym stretching and I noticed her ass sweating so much she had LuluLemonade!"
by will bitten October 09, 2016

by will bitten August 18, 2017

When a girl leads you on in believing that you are on a first date but strings you along as friends in order to get more free dinner and drinks
Mike went on a date with this girl thinking she was the one. She turned out to be a Heidi Date after putting him in the friend zone when she finished the lobster.
by will bitten January 23, 2017

"Buddy standing in line ahead of me stinks so bad it brings tears to my eyes. He definitely has the Jail Smell!"
by will bitten January 05, 2017
