Scarf

A form of suicide involving hanging oneself while very intoxicated and masturbating.

I've decided to go out with a bang, I'm going to scarf myself.

See Queer as Folk Season One Finale

by Will April 12, 2005

howie

The pumpkin of ownage.

Howie from the Emuparadise forums.

by Will August 03, 2004

bromo

Derived from an ancient chemical ritual, bromo is just as a light insult for someone who is generally annoying and needs to be put in their place.
Can be used like egit.

What a bromo!
Why are you such a fecking bromo?

by Will March 18, 2005

smell like a mosh pit

to smell like the area in gigs where fat topless sweaty men beat the hell out of each other

after my ten mile run i smelt like a mosh pit

by will March 13, 2004

cousin tex

Cousin to harryman and all around hick. Most often seen wearing his signature cowboy hat and blue vest. Helped Harryman defeat Invisible People From the Future as his alter-ego "Pink Lasso."

Cousin Tex had never heard of a 24-hour library before.

by Will April 22, 2005

satire

It's SARCASM as COMEDY, fool.

My life is satire. I suck.

by Will November 24, 2003

scalable

Easily changed in proportions.

This project is scalable up to a national level.

by Will October 02, 2003