Definitions by wick

Poo noodle 

When fecal matter gets impacted into the male urethra during anal sex and expelled during ejaculation or urination

I was harboring a poo noodle for 12 hours, I caught ringworm and possibly discharged a 3 inch poo noodle on my stepsis.

Poo noodle by Wick May 13, 2023

Segway 

Some scooter thing that costs 4,500 dollars.

On MTV cribs Shaq had one nice segway.

Segway by Wick October 18, 2003

rt 

See Real Talk

Hey rogue, that is some rt

rt by wick June 3, 2003