Dude 1: Whoa! Priyanka Chopra can sure give me a Bollywoody!
Dude 2: Yeah, her and the goddess Aishwarya Rai.
Schwinnnnnggggg!
Dude 2: Yeah, her and the goddess Aishwarya Rai.
Schwinnnnnggggg!
by whimzzical July 11, 2008
A world-renowned and highly-esteemed hepatologist.
I seem to recall during our last session, Sir Osis of Liver,
that you had warned me against the dangers of drinking vodka for breakfast. Do you think we could go over that again?
that you had warned me against the dangers of drinking vodka for breakfast. Do you think we could go over that again?
by whimzzical May 28, 2010
Beer selection anxiety disorder (BSAD) refers to the frustration and anxiety that beer drinkers frequently experience when confronted with too many choices. It is many times thought of as a sort of "Beer ADD."
Those who drink light beer day in and day out, or who
just buy "whatever's on sale," tend to be the least affected.
Those who drink light beer day in and day out, or who
just buy "whatever's on sale," tend to be the least affected.
It was Janna's first trip to Big Bubba's Beer Barn.
Although she had intended to merely latch onto her usual
12-pack of Panther Piss Pilsner, she began to feel overwhelmed as she stood transfixed at the dizzying array
of microbrews, lagers, porters, stouts, and Belgian Abbey
ales.
Unbeknownst to Janna, she was experiencing the onset of
beer selection anxiety disorder.
Although she had intended to merely latch onto her usual
12-pack of Panther Piss Pilsner, she began to feel overwhelmed as she stood transfixed at the dizzying array
of microbrews, lagers, porters, stouts, and Belgian Abbey
ales.
Unbeknownst to Janna, she was experiencing the onset of
beer selection anxiety disorder.
by whimzzical June 01, 2010
A catheter that is specifically designed for the dedicated beer drinker. It eliminates the need for those annoying "pit stops."
Sam: Me and a couple of buds from the homebrewer's club are going to Dublin next month. We're gonna go an a friggin' five-hour pub crawl!
Mike: Awesome, dude, but I sure hope you have your beer catheter in!
Mike: Awesome, dude, but I sure hope you have your beer catheter in!
by whimzzical June 04, 2010
Fred: Everytime I open a brewski now, Duke shoots me one of his "Hey, where the hell is MY beer?" looks... If we're having a beer, he's gotta have a pooch hooch!
Tom: Priceless!
John: Duke's no fool, he just wants to be one of the guys!
Tom: Priceless!
John: Duke's no fool, he just wants to be one of the guys!
by whimzzical July 16, 2008
A modern variation of the traditional Japanese miso soup to which Spanish fly is added as an aphrodisiac.
When Keiko and I went to our favorite sushi restaurant for lunch last week, I encouraged her to try the miso-horny soup.
Less than two hours later, she was practically ripping my clothes off.
Less than two hours later, she was practically ripping my clothes off.
by whimzzical June 25, 2010
Uncle Vern had become liverly challenged after slamming two bottles of vodka every day for over twelve years.
by whimzzical June 06, 2010