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googlin' shoes

Googlin' shoes are what one wears (figuratively speaking) while obtaining a significant amount of information from internet search engines.
Mark: Hey, you're going to that big party at Kelly's Saturday night, aren't you?

Adam: Wish I was, amigo, but no can do. I got a boatload of online research to do for that paper that's due a week from Monday.

Mark: Oh, bummer...well, looks like you better dust off those googlin' shoes.
by whimzzical August 5, 2010
mugGet the googlin' shoesmug.

beer catheter

A catheter that is specifically designed for the dedicated beer drinker. It eliminates the need for those annoying "pit stops."
Sam: Me and a couple of buds from the homebrewer's club are going to Dublin next month. We're gonna go an a friggin' five-hour pub crawl!

Mike: Awesome, dude, but I sure hope you have your beer catheter in!
by whimzzical June 4, 2010
mugGet the beer cathetermug.

beer selection anxiety disorder

Beer selection anxiety disorder (BSAD) refers to the frustration and anxiety that beer drinkers frequently experience when confronted with too many choices. It is many times thought of as a sort of "Beer ADD."

Those who drink light beer day in and day out, or who
just buy "whatever's on sale," tend to be the least affected.
It was Janna's first trip to Big Bubba's Beer Barn.

Although she had intended to merely latch onto her usual
12-pack of Panther Piss Pilsner, she began to feel overwhelmed as she stood transfixed at the dizzying array
of microbrews, lagers, porters, stouts, and Belgian Abbey
ales.

Unbeknownst to Janna, she was experiencing the onset of
beer selection anxiety disorder.
by whimzzical June 1, 2010
mugGet the beer selection anxiety disordermug.

sackanookie

What the Japanese call a girl in skimpy clothing such as hotpants, short-shorts, bikinis, thongs, mini-skirts, etc.
A couple of Shawn's buddies were in Osaka a few summers ago and told him that all the young sackanookie running around was quite a sight to behold.
by whimzzical July 10, 2010
mugGet the sackanookiemug.

Sir Osis of Liver

A world-renowned and highly-esteemed hepatologist.
I seem to recall during our last session, Sir Osis of Liver,
that you had warned me against the dangers of drinking vodka for breakfast. Do you think we could go over that again?
by whimzzical May 28, 2010
mugGet the Sir Osis of Livermug.

toe show

A display of camel toe which results from wearing skimpy swimwear (bikinis, g-strings, etc.)
Zach and I decided to check out this beach in Belize, where some fine young babes treated us to an awesome toe show.
by whimzzical August 12, 2008
mugGet the toe showmug.

pooch hooch

Fred: Everytime I open a brewski now, Duke shoots me one of his "Hey, where the hell is MY beer?" looks... If we're having a beer, he's gotta have a pooch hooch!

Tom: Priceless!

John: Duke's no fool, he just wants to be one of the guys!
by whimzzical August 8, 2008
mugGet the pooch hoochmug.

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