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Dude 1: Whoa! Priyanka Chopra can sure give me a Bollywoody!
Dude 2: Yeah, her and the goddess Aishwarya Rai.
Schwinnnnnggggg!
Dude 2: Yeah, her and the goddess Aishwarya Rai.
Schwinnnnnggggg!
by whimzzical August 1, 2008
Get the Bollywoody mug.What the Japanese call a girl in skimpy clothing such as hotpants, short-shorts, bikinis, thongs, mini-skirts, etc.
A couple of Shawn's buddies were in Osaka a few summers ago and told him that all the young sackanookie running around was quite a sight to behold.
by whimzzical July 10, 2010
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I seem to recall during our last session, Sir Osis of Liver,
that you had warned me against the dangers of drinking vodka for breakfast. Do you think we could go over that again?
that you had warned me against the dangers of drinking vodka for breakfast. Do you think we could go over that again?
by whimzzical May 28, 2010
Get the Sir Osis of Liver mug.A catheter that is specifically designed for the dedicated beer drinker. It eliminates the need for those annoying "pit stops."
Sam: Me and a couple of buds from the homebrewer's club are going to Dublin next month. We're gonna go an a friggin' five-hour pub crawl!
Mike: Awesome, dude, but I sure hope you have your beer catheter in!
Mike: Awesome, dude, but I sure hope you have your beer catheter in!
by whimzzical June 4, 2010
Get the beer catheter mug.Beer selection anxiety disorder (BSAD) refers to the frustration and anxiety that beer drinkers frequently experience when confronted with too many choices. It is many times thought of as a sort of "Beer ADD."
Those who drink light beer day in and day out, or who
just buy "whatever's on sale," tend to be the least affected.
Those who drink light beer day in and day out, or who
just buy "whatever's on sale," tend to be the least affected.
It was Janna's first trip to Big Bubba's Beer Barn.
Although she had intended to merely latch onto her usual
12-pack of Panther Piss Pilsner, she began to feel overwhelmed as she stood transfixed at the dizzying array
of microbrews, lagers, porters, stouts, and Belgian Abbey
ales.
Unbeknownst to Janna, she was experiencing the onset of
beer selection anxiety disorder.
Although she had intended to merely latch onto her usual
12-pack of Panther Piss Pilsner, she began to feel overwhelmed as she stood transfixed at the dizzying array
of microbrews, lagers, porters, stouts, and Belgian Abbey
ales.
Unbeknownst to Janna, she was experiencing the onset of
beer selection anxiety disorder.
by whimzzical June 1, 2010
Get the beer selection anxiety disorder mug.A digital douchebag is the ultimate techno geek whose entire life is pretty much centered around all things digital and wireless.
You may be a digital douchebag if you:
1. Wear your Bluetooth headset to bed.
2. Walk around in public places incessantly yapping on your Bluetooth in such a way that anyone within a half-mile can hear your conversation.
3. Check your e-mail 100 times or more per day.
4. Cannot engage in a conversation with anyone without talking about the latest internet/wireless technology, etc.
5. Are over 30, live in your parents' basement, and spend almost every waking hour online.
6. Are a hopeless textaholic
7. Go to Aruba for vacation and spend most of your time on your laptop.
8. Text your wife, while cleaning out your garage, to find out what's for lunch.
The above are just a few examples of this affliction; there are many others.
1. Wear your Bluetooth headset to bed.
2. Walk around in public places incessantly yapping on your Bluetooth in such a way that anyone within a half-mile can hear your conversation.
3. Check your e-mail 100 times or more per day.
4. Cannot engage in a conversation with anyone without talking about the latest internet/wireless technology, etc.
5. Are over 30, live in your parents' basement, and spend almost every waking hour online.
6. Are a hopeless textaholic
7. Go to Aruba for vacation and spend most of your time on your laptop.
8. Text your wife, while cleaning out your garage, to find out what's for lunch.
The above are just a few examples of this affliction; there are many others.
by whimzzical July 17, 2010
Get the digital douchebag mug.Fred: Everytime I open a brewski now, Duke shoots me one of his "Hey, where the hell is MY beer?" looks... If we're having a beer, he's gotta have a pooch hooch!
Tom: Priceless!
John: Duke's no fool, he just wants to be one of the guys!
Tom: Priceless!
John: Duke's no fool, he just wants to be one of the guys!
by whimzzical August 8, 2008
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