whatever's definitions

albite

In your face or bring it on

Albite me you old goon.

by whatever May 13, 2005

cassette

Formerly the most popular way of copying audio. Was considered a hazard by the record industry in the 1980's who had a big advertising campaign that said "Home Taping Is Killing Music" Nobody listened and continued buying blank tape. Now replaced by the easier to use CD-R.

by Whatever April 8, 2003

BBC

Billionaire Boy's Club

Wear can I get one of Pharrell's BBC shirts?

by whatever August 22, 2003

mega almy

talking about shit that nobody cares about in a loud and obnoxious manner while wearing pastels.

There were so many hot women at the party until mega almy showed up.

by whatever April 23, 2004

Shaquishanaenae

The most ghetto name you can possibly name your child. PLEASE DON'T EVER NAME YOUR CHILD SHAQUISHANAENAE!!!!

Girl: You know Shaquishanaenae?
Girl 2: Yea, shes in my phones contacts as "S". Don't know how to spell her name though.

by Whatever May 5, 2015

Product Activation

Product Activation is supposed to prevent piracy and freinds from copying or borrowing software, but it's an annoying and completly worthless feature of Windows XP, TurboTax, Norton Anti-Virus and many other programs and games that forces users to call the company and register to be able to run it after you install it.

If you change hardware (such as a video card or hard drive) on a Windows XP computer many times, XP will force you to call Microsoft to register the OS again. It also unfairly forces users to buy 2 or more copies for each computer you own. The best thing is complain to the company and tell them you will not buy thier products anymore. Dont support companies that force product activation.

I couldnt run TurboTax this weekend because I had to call an 1-800 number for Product Activation - and the office was closed until monday morning!

by Whatever April 15, 2005

Pedophilia

An automatic death sentence if you are in prison. >:^

At least the homicidal convicts help us get rid of pedophiles by killing them off.

by whatever August 25, 2003