no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza?

A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 22, 2004

blood rune

A rune of blood. No comments/ questions! PERIOD.

YOU blood rune fagget, I'll punch you in the balls. YO!
A:dooode I found a BLOOD RUNE!
B:AWESOME! U CAN DO LIKE THE BEST STUFF WITH IT! THOUGH I WUDNT RECOMMEND MASTURBATING WIDDIT, YA HEAR THAT?

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix December 24, 2003

whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix

I don't know...
Like, 1800-GET-ME-OUTTA-HERE-OR-***-AKEEELYA#
Try that sometime...

A single word that describes "what do you dial to get out of matrix" is AWESOME: whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix December 24, 2003

you naked

you naked! (here naked is a noun)
when you wanna say something random to a person with clothes on (just for joke)

you naked! get some clothes on u nasty fuckface!

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 21, 2004

bbeiahpp

An annoying beep sound that probably is tired of censoring cusswords (cuz swords). Lazy by nature unlike the ordinary beeps. Sounds like biyatch with a "hpp" instead of "tch". Often comes at inapproprite times (meaning at different times than the actual cussword(s) it's supposed to be covering

You are a gay mofo.
Fucbbeiahpp shibbeiahpp
asshbbeiahpp. Suck my gbbeiahppt dick!

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix July 27, 2004

shlump

What the is a shlump?
It doesn't really have to do with sex do it?

Go shlump a tree

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix December 24, 2003

suck your own

Haven't you ever heard that one?
Not quite like the French "you suck hairy balls", but close
YEAH DAMMIT!

Shit: Yo, fagget! I'll punch you in the balls!
Fuck: You might as well suck your own instead, cause I got NOOO balllz!
Shit: I bet you ate em!
Fuck: I bet I'll eat your too!
Shit: Not before I ejaculate all over your turd face!

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 21, 2004