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Exact farting at like the most precise instant moment ever
Man, if I adnt statid ripping da guy da sholy brok me face dooooogg

laquatus 

1. A fuckface mofo bastard ho!

2. A homosexual rapist really.
Stay away from his fucking cock, you bitch.
Look at that Laquatus walking by, with a talking pie, stalking, blocking, ass mocking high.

You like to take it from the Laquatus.

motherfuckface

1. noun: a mother (specify whose mom), who gets fucked in the face (specify by who), or a verb action of doing this.
2. noun: A person, who fucks a mother (specify whose mother) in the face, or a verb actione of doing this)
3. noun: A very evil way to call something/someone that the caller greatly dislikes.
If one doesn't specify it can get confusing.
Also see fatherfuckface !!!
Your mom got motherfuckfaced last night by me!
Why'd you motherfuckface your mom last night?
You dirty, MFF what do you think you're f-ing doing?

fatherfuckface 

See motherfuckface, substituting father into mother (dad into mom)
Note you may call a person of any sex a fatherfuckface or motherfuckface.
FFF stands for fatherfuckface
What the is a shlump?
It doesn't really have to do with sex do it?
Go shlump a tree
A Crazed-out sac, possibly the scrotum, NOT scroDum!
To throw nuts at a sac => wating your time doing an idiotic thing.
There was this nut sac, who went in the center of the dance floor and started having fun, until... Squish!! Ouch...

A: I'm gonna try to persuade Mr. Bush to pull out troops from Iraq.
B: You might as well nut sac, it's useless.