dirty mehdi

Directly after blowing your load into her you pull out and pour a fresh cup of coffee in her and watch as the cream mixes with the coffee for the best damn cup of joe you have ever had.

"I gave her a dirty mehdi before work to start my day off right."

by whAT April 15, 2020

lizzie mcguire

No good. Noooooh good.

by what September 20, 2003

Roacher

An ill-advised story told in a situation that almost guarantees a lawsuit.

"We all try to nail the deaf chicks." "I can't believe you said that, Roacher!"

by What October 15, 2004

Raging Erection Red

The color one's penis becomes when they are masturbating and suddenly become enraged

John: Dude I was jerking off yesterday when I found out Becky was cheating on me and my dick turned a weird shade of red.

Brandon: Sounds like Raging Erection Red to me.

by wHaT February 12, 2014

2 + 2 = 5

Maths nerds making a joke out of some line from George Orwell's 1984

"Well *actually* 2 + 2 could = 5 !"

*pathetic nerd eagerly waits for confused stares to reinstate his superiority

by What March 25, 2005

Dildo Head

(n) A person whos head looks like a dildo.

Man, you are a fucking dildo head.

by WHAT February 13, 2005

twtf

too weak to function

they were laughing so hard they were twtf

by what July 07, 2015