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Dan: Gurllll, I'mma lick yo elbows 'til ya squirt...
Julie: Stop it fool - don't you know the elbow is an errorogenous zone?
Julie: Stop it fool - don't you know the elbow is an errorogenous zone?
by weyus May 17, 2018
Get the errorogenous zone mug.A potential mate that is no older than half your age. Largely attractive due to the mathematical relationship between their age and yours.
Wil: That chick is only 21 and I'm 43. I totally wanna make out with her.
Ray: C'mon dude, she isn't even that hot. You just wanna make out with her because she's your halfling.
Wil: Exactly!
Ray: C'mon dude, she isn't even that hot. You just wanna make out with her because she's your halfling.
Wil: Exactly!
by weyus August 3, 2017
Get the Halfling mug.The distance one is willing to travel in order to have a sexual liaison with someone they just matched with on Tinder.
John Adams: I just connected with this super hot Methodist. She is only two townships over and is still of childbearing age.
Ben Franklin: I hope you get to see 'neath her petticoat.
John Adams: Alas, my horse is lame and thus she is not within my Tindersphere.
Ben Franklin: I hope you get to see 'neath her petticoat.
John Adams: Alas, my horse is lame and thus she is not within my Tindersphere.
by weyus August 28, 2016
Get the Tindersphere mug.The worldwide cabal of globe (and sometimes atlas and gazetteer) manufacturers that foments discord around the world in order to promote revolution and the creation of new national boundaries in order to promote sales of their products.
John: Did you hear about that revolution that started in southwest Namibia? You can guarantee that Big Globe is behind it. Of course, that's nothing like their crowning achievement, the dissolution of the Soviet Union.
Richard: Bastards.
Richard: Bastards.
by weyus July 27, 2016
Get the Big Globe mug.Bob: I have had some horrible shits since we went to Raja Elephant and had that vindaloo. I can't believe how much I pay the price for that food.
Alice: Oh, shut up! It's been 36 hours since we were there - you know that vindaloo is just a scapecurry!
Alice: Oh, shut up! It's been 36 hours since we were there - you know that vindaloo is just a scapecurry!
by weyus October 11, 2015
Get the scapecurry mug.After a lengthy bout of latently homoerotic horseplay, John found himself getting a mustache ride from his bro, Randy. Said Randy to John as he took a break: “Enjoying that bruhnilingus, bro?”
by weyus October 24, 2014
Get the bruhnilingus mug.The reunion of two people that occurs because one of their online accounts has been compromised and sends spam to the other, resulting in the other to reply and reconnect to the first person.
Joe receives email advertising "Make your penis 20X larger with just one pill!" from an old acquaintance, Bob.
Joe replies to Bob: "Hey Bob - looks like your email got hacked. How have you been, man? The family is well, I hope? I just started a new job down in the valley - it's going pretty well. We should catch up over drinks sometime."
Bob replies: "Thanks for the heads up, Joe. I changed my email password. I'm excited to see you for a spam reunion."
Joe replies to Bob: "Hey Bob - looks like your email got hacked. How have you been, man? The family is well, I hope? I just started a new job down in the valley - it's going pretty well. We should catch up over drinks sometime."
Bob replies: "Thanks for the heads up, Joe. I changed my email password. I'm excited to see you for a spam reunion."
by weyus September 25, 2013
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