Definitions by westfalia
Elton John sack
Duder 1: "Dude I saw Jarmaal's package the other day in the locker room. He's totally got his right testicle pierced. It's so nasty."
Duder 2: "Say what? He's rockin' an Elton John sack?"
Duder 1: "Yeah! He thinks it makes his cock look bigger."
Duder 2: "Say what? He's rockin' an Elton John sack?"
Duder 1: "Yeah! He thinks it makes his cock look bigger."
Elton John sack by westfalia December 21, 2009
taskbar cover up
When a person quickly covers their computer screen taskbar with their index finger, hiding its contents from someone else. Most commonly used by people who live with their parents and can't stop looking at internet porn.
Duder 1: "Did I tell you that my dad almost caught me last night? I had to do a taskbar cover up to hide my porn from him."
Duder 2: "What? Didn't you look like a jackass with your finger on the screen the whole time?"
Duder 1: "Yeah, he knew what was up. I should have just told him to get out so I could jerk it. He's cool like that."
Duder 2: "What? Didn't you look like a jackass with your finger on the screen the whole time?"
Duder 1: "Yeah, he knew what was up. I should have just told him to get out so I could jerk it. He's cool like that."
taskbar cover up by westfalia December 21, 2009
classic as fuck
Duder 1: "Ha ha I can't believe he stepped on that burning bag full of dog shit."
Duder 2: "I know, that trick is classic as fuck."
Duder 1: "All right, let's go, we got 15 more houses to hit."
Duder 2: "I know, that trick is classic as fuck."
Duder 1: "All right, let's go, we got 15 more houses to hit."
classic as fuck by westfalia December 21, 2009
anniversary offender
Duder 1: "Dude our anniversary is coming up next week. It's the 14th. What should I get her?"
Duder 2: "14th? You serious? That's the same anniversary as your last girlfriend. You're an anniversary offender doggy."
Duder 1: "Dude don't say anything to her! She would kill me. She hates my ex-girlfriend."
Duder 2: "14th? You serious? That's the same anniversary as your last girlfriend. You're an anniversary offender doggy."
Duder 1: "Dude don't say anything to her! She would kill me. She hates my ex-girlfriend."
anniversary offender by westfalia December 18, 2009
Oreo amateur
Foreigner: "Hold on I'll be right back." (comes back with Oreos and a glass of milk)
Duder: "Oh sweet dude, Oreos! Love them shits."
Foreigner: "Me too." (eats one Oreo then drinks milk)
Duder: "What the fuck are you doing? Dude you have to dunk them shits in there and let it get a little soggy."
Foreigner: (Dunks Oreo then takes a bite) "WOW! That is amazing. Nobody does that in my home country. Thanks doggy!"
Duder: "Good think I came along, otherwise you'd be an Oreo amateur all your life."
Duder: "Oh sweet dude, Oreos! Love them shits."
Foreigner: "Me too." (eats one Oreo then drinks milk)
Duder: "What the fuck are you doing? Dude you have to dunk them shits in there and let it get a little soggy."
Foreigner: (Dunks Oreo then takes a bite) "WOW! That is amazing. Nobody does that in my home country. Thanks doggy!"
Duder: "Good think I came along, otherwise you'd be an Oreo amateur all your life."
Oreo amateur by westfalia December 18, 2009
marinara season
Alternate term for the bloody days of the female menstrual cycle. Most commonly used in public places.
Duder 1: "Yo man did you get laid last night?"
Duder 2: "No doggy, it's marinara season."
Duder 1: "Oh snap! That sucks."
Duder 2: "No doggy, it's marinara season."
Duder 1: "Oh snap! That sucks."
marinara season by westfalia December 18, 2009
neglectful MMORPGer
A person that spends 99.9% of their free time playing MMORPGs (Massively-Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Games) such as Everquest and World of Warcraft. It is common for neglectful MMORPGers to forget about their family and friends.
Kid: "Damn dad quit being a dick. You've been ignoring mom all day."
Dad: "What the hell are you talking about? I'm in the middle of a raid. Leave me alone kid."
Kid: "You're such a neglectful MMORPGer."
Dad: "What the hell are you talking about? I'm in the middle of a raid. Leave me alone kid."
Kid: "You're such a neglectful MMORPGer."
neglectful MMORPGer by westfalia December 18, 2009