License plate tabs that are very old and expired. Most people's sour tabs are over a month expired because they are too broke to afford new ones.
Duder 1: "Fuck dude I got a ticket today."
Duder 2: "For what?"
Duder 1: "My tabs. They expired last month."
Duder 2: "Damn dude! Those are some sour tabs. I been telling you to get them shits for weeks now."
A rapper's most used line in various rap songs. Good rappers will find a way to squeeze their signature rhyme into multiple songs.
Duder 1: "How about this? 'I see your girl, she lookin my way. Later tonight I'll ride her like a sleigh'".
Duder 2: "Ha ha. Dude you used 'ride her like a sleigh' in three songs already. It's gonna be your signature rhyme."
Duder 1: "Protect ya neck!"
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When a person flashes 2 or more other people out of guilt. This is mostly done with peer pressure and in situations where one of the flashees is about to move away.
Duder 1: "C'mon dude show us your dick. It's legendary. And Garrett is going to move away soon. You'll never see him again."
Duder 2: "Fuck no!"
Garrett: "C'mon dude, I'll never see you again."
Duder 2: "Ok...."
Duder 1: "Yes! Flash of guilt works everytime!"
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A term that used when a large amount of grenades are thrown and explode at one time. Most commonly used while playing video games online.
Duder 1: "Damn dude they comin' on strong."
Duder 2: "Oh shit! Hella nades son! Crouch! Crouch!"
Duder 1: "Damn dude, I died."
A guy who has two or more relationships that share the same anniversary day or date.
Duder 1: "Dude our anniversary is coming up next week. It's the 14th. What should I get her?"
Duder 2: "14th? You serious? That's the same anniversary as your last girlfriend. You're an anniversary offender doggy."
Duder 1: "Dude don't say anything to her! She would kill me. She hates my ex-girlfriend."
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A sexual encounter that is over the top and extremely memorable for any number of reasons.
Duder 1: "Yo dude did you see the girl I went home with last night?"
Duder 2: "Yeah boi! She was so hot."
Duder 1: "Well anyway, I get to her place and we start making out. Then, her roommate comes home, who is f*cking smoking hot by the way, and she joins in! I railed both those sweet asses for like 3 hours!"
Duder 2: "Holy shit! That's one epic fuck doggy! I bet that'll be #1 in your spank bank for a long time."
The act of ditching your current pet at your parent's house because you are tired of it and want to get a new one. Pet drop-offs are most commonly executed by kids who have parents that are pushovers.
Duder 1: "Yo mang, what happened to your suicidal beagle?"
Duder 2: "Oh you know playa, I had to leave him at my parent's right quick. I wanted to get these two cats anyway."
Duder 1: "Whoa dude that's harsh. You said goodbye after all those years by doing a pet drop-off? Damn!"
