westfalia's definitions

flash of guilt

When a person flashes 2 or more other people out of guilt. This is mostly done with peer pressure and in situations where one of the flashees is about to move away.

Duder 1: "C'mon dude show us your dick. It's legendary. And Garrett is going to move away soon. You'll never see him again."

Duder 2: "Fuck no!"

Garrett: "C'mon dude, I'll never see you again."

Duder 2: "Ok...."

Duder 1: "Yes! Flash of guilt works everytime!"

by westfalia January 4, 2010

home row slip

When you go and type something only to find that your fingers aren't on home row.

Duder 1: where was your field trip doggy?

Duder 2: this place in Seattle, it was pretty fun. At least I got out of work.

Duder 1: nivr

Duder 2: what the fuck?

Duder 1: *nice, lol, my fingers were off the home keys

Duder 2: nice home row slip you fuck up

by westfalia January 22, 2010

frat five

A loud high five shared by two dudes, typically following each one of them shouting "nice!". The frat five was made popular by frat boys.

Duder 1: "Yo dude, did you see that chicks ass? That thing's bangin'!"

Duder 2: "Yea it is! Nice!"

Duder 1: "Nice!"

*slap*

Duder 3: "Really guys? You just did a frat five in public?"

by westfalia May 3, 2010

baking preview

When a person lets you know in advance what they plan on baking for some event or just for fun.

Duder 1: "Oh just give me a break. Cookies, cake and brownies that's what I'm gonna bake."

Duder 2: "Sweet dude! I can't wait for your grandma's funeral! Your baking preview left me craving them shits."

by westfalia February 11, 2010

friend with details

Your best buddy that remembers most everything, big or small, about your life (i.e. where you were born, when your birthday is, how many sisters and brothers you have, etc...).

Duder 1: "You know that foreign kid? Yea right, how?"

Duder 2: "We met like 10 years ago. Don't even try to test me dude. He was born in Orlando, moved to Catania, Italy, came back here during middle school, has one full blood sister, his middle name is Darin, he only dates asian girls and he's scared of spiders. I'm the friend with details, holla!"

Duder 1: "Holy shit dude!"

by westfalia February 9, 2010

brizzle browsin'

Browsing any social network site (especially MySpace) for hot women with no intention other than to check out their skeezy pictures.

"I was brizzle browsin' for like 4 hours yesterday and saw that slutty girl from our high school"

by Westfalia June 25, 2009

poon typhoon

A swarm of girls, particularly at a night club, that move throughout an area leaving disappointment.

Duder 1: "Yo man watch out there's a poon typhoon comin'!"

Duder 2: "Awwww snap! Damn these girls are fine."

Duder 1: "You ok man?"

Duder 2: "Yea doggy, I think I got some blue balls though."

by westfalia December 15, 2009