A condition in which a person is convinced that there is a ghost in his or her house. A person suffering from ghost paranoia will often tell you many different stories in which they have seen a ghost in their house and/or seen a ghost doing things with physical objects in their house.
Duder 1: "No for real. I came home one day and my beagle was on top of that fucking ledge. Way up there. I mean, how did he get up there? He can't jump that high."
Duder 2: "Yeah right dude."
Duder 1: "Oh and I saw her one night at the foot of my bed, she was all white and wouldn't take her eyes off me. I just hid under the covers til she went away. Oh and look at this window. Her hand print is still there!"
Duder 3: "Oh my God dude, there's no hand print. You've got ghost paranoia like a son of a bitch. How do you sleep alone at night?"
Duder 2: "Yeah right dude."
Duder 1: "Oh and I saw her one night at the foot of my bed, she was all white and wouldn't take her eyes off me. I just hid under the covers til she went away. Oh and look at this window. Her hand print is still there!"
Duder 3: "Oh my God dude, there's no hand print. You've got ghost paranoia like a son of a bitch. How do you sleep alone at night?"
by westfalia January 26, 2010
License plate tabs that are very old and expired. Most people's sour tabs are over a month expired because they are too broke to afford new ones.
Duder 1: "Fuck dude I got a ticket today."
Duder 2: "For what?"
Duder 1: "My tabs. They expired last month."
Duder 2: "Damn dude! Those are some sour tabs. I been telling you to get them shits for weeks now."
Duder 2: "For what?"
Duder 1: "My tabs. They expired last month."
Duder 2: "Damn dude! Those are some sour tabs. I been telling you to get them shits for weeks now."
by westfalia January 08, 2010
Chica: "Babe, you going to make me that frozen pizza?"
Duder: "Yea, hold on a second bitch! Gotta slice up some hot dogs to add next to the sausage and pepperoni."
Chica: "Yeah! I love hot dogs! You're such a creative hot dogger."
Duder: "Yea, hold on a second bitch! Gotta slice up some hot dogs to add next to the sausage and pepperoni."
Chica: "Yeah! I love hot dogs! You're such a creative hot dogger."
by westfalia January 12, 2010
Thug 1: "Yo dogg, where'd you hear about brizzle browsin'?"
Thug 2: "Ah dogg you need to hit up dub dub dub .urbandictionary.com for all that shit."
Thug 1: "Oh fo sho doggy."
Thug 2: "Ah dogg you need to hit up dub dub dub .urbandictionary.com for all that shit."
Thug 1: "Oh fo sho doggy."
by westfalia December 13, 2009
The look a guy gets on his face while masturbating. Most males get a jerk smirk on their face because of the uncontrollable pleasure they are feeling. A jerk smirk can last for several minutes after a guy ejaculates.
Duder 1: "Hurry up in there dude, I gotta trim my bush."
Duder 2: (comes out of bathroom) "Sorry dude, it's all yours."
Duder 1: "What the hell is that jerk smirk on your face for? Awww dude if I step on any of your nasty ass cum..."
Duder 2: (comes out of bathroom) "Sorry dude, it's all yours."
Duder 1: "What the hell is that jerk smirk on your face for? Awww dude if I step on any of your nasty ass cum..."
by westfalia December 29, 2009
When a person's father says something inappropriate or uncomfortable in front of their child. This most commonly happens in front of the child's friends when they are a teenager or grown-up.
Dad: "So, anyway I found out she likes it when I shoot it on her face. It happened on accident of course, but it ended up being a good thing."
Kid 1: "Sick dad! That's my mom! What an awkward dad moment."
Kid 2: "Whoa dude your dad is a freak!"
Kid 1: "Sick dad! That's my mom! What an awkward dad moment."
Kid 2: "Whoa dude your dad is a freak!"
by westfalia December 17, 2009
Duder 1: "Yo man I dropped some vicodin last night in the city. My dealing average is 100%."
Duder 2: "Aw shutup man. That was your first deal. Give it time, you'll fuck up."
Duder 2: "Aw shutup man. That was your first deal. Give it time, you'll fuck up."
by westfalia February 13, 2010