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Definitions by westfalia

yearbook insider 

A person on the high school yearbook staff that is capable of rigging the 'best of' yearbook content.
Duder 1: "How the fuck did you win best eyes? I have way better eyes than you do!"

Duder 2: "Dude you know my girl is on the yearbook staff. Hella rigged them shits."

Duder 1: "That bitch is your yearbook insider? Damn, I demand a recount."
yearbook insider by westfalia December 21, 2009

hella nades 

A term that used when a large amount of grenades are thrown and explode at one time. Most commonly used while playing video games online.
Duder 1: "Damn dude they comin' on strong."

Duder 2: "Oh shit! Hella nades son! Crouch! Crouch!"

Duder 1: "Damn dude, I died."
hella nades by westfalia December 21, 2009

got born 

Duder 1: "Watch out man they got snipers everywhere."

Duder 2: "Oh shit I'm hit! I just got born."

Duder 1: "That sucks dude."
got born by westfalia December 21, 2009

titty pic 

The one and only picture of a small chested girl where here tits appear to be large.
Duder 1: "Whoa! Is that your girl? I love the blue thing in her hair and her titties look so big."

Duder 2: "Yea, they do. But they aren't that big. They just look big in that pic."

Duder 1: "So this is her titty pic? Well, it's still nice anyway. I'd cut."
titty pic by westfalia December 21, 2009

viking style 

The act of fucking a girl with extreme power and dominance. The most common viking style move is throwing a girl over your shoulder and taking her to the bedroom for rough sex.
Duder 1: "Man I rocked that pussy last night. I threw her over my shoulder, took her to the bedroom and started hitting it so hard."

Duder 2: "Wow man! That's straight viking style right there son!"
viking style by westfalia December 21, 2009

sicilian slide 

When a guy slides down between the bed and the wall to hide from his girlfriend's incoming parent(s). This is most common with Sicilians because they are usually fucking girls they shouldn't be.
Foreigner: "Hey I tell you what, I almost got caught the other night. I had to slide down between the bed and the wall just before her parents came in."

Duder: "Whoa man, you did a sicilian slide? Damn, that's always a close call!"
sicilian slide by westfalia December 21, 2009

elephant memory

Used to describe a person with an extremely good ability to retain information.
Duder 1: "Dude don't you remember? You thought that girl was hot in 9th grade, but she had really hairy arms."

Duder 2: "What? Are you sure?"

Duder 1: "Yea dude, that's why you backed off."

Duder 2: "Shit you're right. Damn your elephant memory."
elephant memory by westfalia December 21, 2009