westfalia's definitions
When a person says or does something jokingly only to find out it's actually true or currently happening. Most joke reality checks are 'what if' situations.
Duder 1: "Oh my god dude look out the window at that red car. Looks like my ex's huh? What if it was? That would be so weird. She doesn't even know where I live."
Duder 2: "Holy shit dude isn't that her brother getting out of the car? That is her dude."
Duder 1: "Fuck! Are you kidding? I hope she didn't see me or my car outside."
Duder 2: "Ha ha that's funny shit. Talk about a joke reality check."
Duder 2: "Holy shit dude isn't that her brother getting out of the car? That is her dude."
Duder 1: "Fuck! Are you kidding? I hope she didn't see me or my car outside."
Duder 2: "Ha ha that's funny shit. Talk about a joke reality check."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
Get the joke reality checkmug. Thug 1: "Yo dogg, where'd you hear about brizzle browsin'?"
Thug 2: "Ah dogg you need to hit up dub dub dub .urbandictionary.com for all that shit."
Thug 1: "Oh fo sho doggy."
Thug 2: "Ah dogg you need to hit up dub dub dub .urbandictionary.com for all that shit."
Thug 1: "Oh fo sho doggy."
by westfalia December 12, 2009
Get the dub dub dubmug. An alternate term for going down on a girl. Most commonly used when talking to others in a public place.
Duder 1: "I can't believe you took that fat girl home last night? Did you preheat the oven?"
Duder 2: "Oh you know it dude. It was sweet like honey."
Duder 1: "Wow man that's so dope."
Duder 2: "Oh you know it dude. It was sweet like honey."
Duder 1: "Wow man that's so dope."
by westfalia December 11, 2009
Get the preheat the ovenmug. When a fine brizzle, most commonly your girlfriend, turns down your offer to be one of the hot girls in your upcoming rap video.
Duder 1: "Shit dude! My girl says she won't be the bitch giving me a massage in our video. She says it's degrading."
Duder 2: "Damn dude, that's a shitty vide-ho rejection. Guess we'll just have to get a finer brizzle to do it. She can't say you didn't offer!"
Duder 1: "Yea doggy, this video is going to be the shit! I'm gettin a happy ending!"
Duder 2: "Damn dude, that's a shitty vide-ho rejection. Guess we'll just have to get a finer brizzle to do it. She can't say you didn't offer!"
Duder 1: "Yea doggy, this video is going to be the shit! I'm gettin a happy ending!"
by westfalia January 20, 2010
Get the vide-ho rejectionmug. Duder 1: "Ok, drop that beat. Hit it."
Duder 2: "I take her to da home yea, I putta camera, I tell her"
Duder 1: "Cut! Did you just say 'putta camera'? That's sick doggy!"
Duder 2: "I take her to da home yea, I putta camera, I tell her"
Duder 1: "Cut! Did you just say 'putta camera'? That's sick doggy!"
by westfalia January 28, 2010
Get the putta cameramug. Duder 1: "Is that bacon cologne? No girl is going to fuck you with that on."
Duder 2: "Dude I don't care, I'm all about the bacon!"
Duder 1: "You're such a bac-o-whore."
Duder 2: "Dude I don't care, I'm all about the bacon!"
Duder 1: "You're such a bac-o-whore."
by westfalia December 10, 2009
Get the bac-o-whoremug. License plate tabs that are very old and expired. Most people's sour tabs are over a month expired because they are too broke to afford new ones.
Duder 1: "Fuck dude I got a ticket today."
Duder 2: "For what?"
Duder 1: "My tabs. They expired last month."
Duder 2: "Damn dude! Those are some sour tabs. I been telling you to get them shits for weeks now."
Duder 2: "For what?"
Duder 1: "My tabs. They expired last month."
Duder 2: "Damn dude! Those are some sour tabs. I been telling you to get them shits for weeks now."
by westfalia January 8, 2010
Get the sour tabsmug.