Duder 1: "Dude black people hate me. I'm only gettin $135 back on my taxes this year."
Duder 2: "Say what? Dude I'm gettin' $1800! You fucked up."
Duder 1: "$1800! Damn that's a fat tax return payday doggy."
Duder 2: "Say what? Dude I'm gettin' $1800! You fucked up."
Duder 1: "$1800! Damn that's a fat tax return payday doggy."
by westfalia March 12, 2010
A photograph in which one person looks like shit and therefore brings down the overall quality and potential of the memory.
Duder 1: "Whoa dude your girl is looking hot in this club pic. Why come your ass is all sweaty and looking like doo doo?"
Duder 2: "I know! Fuck! It had so much potential."
Duder 1: "Way to go you pic ruiner."
Duder 2: "I know! Fuck! It had so much potential."
Duder 1: "Way to go you pic ruiner."
by westfalia February 09, 2010
A public service (that usually lasts all year) in which you voluntarily take time out of your day to help your buddy pass math class. Most common math pro bono's involve one American student and the foreign kid he's grown fond of and befriended.
Foreign Kid: "Yo dude I don't get this shit! What the fuck is teach talking about when he says cosine of 30 degrees?"
American Kid: "Get your calculator. All you gotta do is put in 'cos(30degrees)' and you'll get '0.866025404'. Simple dude. Are you going to be my math pro bono all damn year?"
Foreign Kid: "Yeah dude, we don't do math in my country."
American Kid: "Get your calculator. All you gotta do is put in 'cos(30degrees)' and you'll get '0.866025404'. Simple dude. Are you going to be my math pro bono all damn year?"
Foreign Kid: "Yeah dude, we don't do math in my country."
by westfalia January 12, 2010
A less-noticeable, thick patch of embarassing hair on a person's body. People like this go to great lengths to hide their nasty hair during sexual encounters (i.e. having sex in the dark).
Duder 1: "Oh yeah dude I LOVE 69, but I can't do it with the lights on."
Duder 2: "Why the hell not?"
Duder 1: "Because my girl saw my hairy ass last time and said it was nasty. So, I gotta make sure the lights are off so it's incognito bush son!"
Duder 2: "Ha Ha dude! That's so sad that you have to hide that thing!"
Duder 2: "Why the hell not?"
Duder 1: "Because my girl saw my hairy ass last time and said it was nasty. So, I gotta make sure the lights are off so it's incognito bush son!"
Duder 2: "Ha Ha dude! That's so sad that you have to hide that thing!"
by westfalia May 11, 2010
Chica: "Hey baby, hold on a second. This will be our 400th time! We should do something special."
Duder: "400th? How do you know that girl?"
Chica: "I keep track in my dick book."
Duder: "Wow! Ok, let's put the blue ribbon I love in your hair. That'll make it special."
Duder: "400th? How do you know that girl?"
Chica: "I keep track in my dick book."
Duder: "Wow! Ok, let's put the blue ribbon I love in your hair. That'll make it special."
by westfalia December 17, 2009
When multiple, powerful black police officers beat the crap out of a white guy on the street while they are being filmed.
Duder 1: "Oh snap dude look over there. That redneck is getting his ass kicked by LAPD."
Duder 2: "Yea boy! Good thing I got my camera with me. Let's go get this reverse rodney on film."
Duder 1: "Word doggy, word."
Duder 2: "Yea boy! Good thing I got my camera with me. Let's go get this reverse rodney on film."
Duder 1: "Word doggy, word."
by westfalia January 20, 2010
Duder 1: "Ha Ha got this funny story to tell you. So my girl was giving me head the other day and once I spurt in her mouth she pulled away, spit it out and said 'No BUENO!!!'."
Duder 2: "Ha Ha Ha nukka that's one bad spermy reaction. You better drink some pineapple juice with breakfast, lunch and dinner. Get your shit in check."
Duder 2: "Ha Ha Ha nukka that's one bad spermy reaction. You better drink some pineapple juice with breakfast, lunch and dinner. Get your shit in check."
by westfalia December 19, 2010