weirdgirl's definitions

scumweasel

A person who you thought you could trust when you first met him, but then he tricked you. Much like George W. Bush.

Dubya is a scumweasel. So are soccer moms, members of PETA, and pro-lifers.

by weirdgirl June 28, 2003

captain planet

The most evil cartoon ever made. It has subliminal messages in it to brainwash kids into not drving, not using the air conditioner, not killing animals, not turning the light on (is this guy fucked up or what?!) and being an eviormental terrorist.

If kids didn't watch Captain Planet when they were young then the country wouldn't be in shit right now.

by weirdgirl June 13, 2003

Jerry Falwell

A political minister who claims he's "doing God's work" but that idiot dumbfucker hates women, gays/lesbians, abortionists/pro-abortionists, liberals, and anyone who isn't a Christian. He acts like an asshole most of the time and has little respect for others.

Without Jerry Falwell most of the country's problems would disappear.

by weirdgirl June 16, 2003

skater boi

An idiotic boy who enjoys activities such as skateboarding. They are usually very self-centered and like to shout "Dude that was fat!" every time someone does a cool stunt on their skateboard.

Queston: How many staker boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer: Four. One to screw in the lightbulb, two to video tape it at different angles, and one to say "Dude that was fat!!!"

by weirdgirl June 14, 2003

government

A bunch of evil people who wish to inslave every man, woman, and child.

The government is made up of a bunch of liars.

by weirdgirl September 16, 2003

Operation Iraqi Liberation

I thought the only reason why we went to war with Iraq was because of nuclear weapons, NOT TO "LIBERATE" IRAQ.

This whole war-with-Iraq thing is excellent proff to show that the government can trick people into going to war for no reason whatsoever.

by weirdgirl August 15, 2003

constitution

The greatest form of writing to ever exist. It is the only true thing that shows how much freedom we're supposed to be having in the USA. However, dumbasses like George W. Bush have never even looked at it and conservatives think they can change it around to meet their own selfish needs and beliefs.

Too bad our president isn't doing things that are said in the Constitution.

by weirdgirl August 20, 2003