by weirdgirl September 06, 2003

A woman who usually wears jeans and tennis shoes, drives a mini-van with a little Jesus fish on the back, and is partly responsible for keeping violent shows off TV and C.D.s with cursings out of the music store. They frequently protest anything that they think will "harm" children and act like pinko commie bastards.
I hate soccer moms!
by weirdgirl June 14, 2003

A person who you thought you could trust when you first met him, but then he tricked you. Much like George W. Bush.
by weirdgirl June 28, 2003

Probably one of the greatest singers who ever lived, Weird Al makes a sucessful singing career off of parodying some of today's most popular singers.
I love Weird Al. I hope he continues making fun of singers for the rest of his life because he is awsome. I mean, who doesn't like Weird Al?
by weirdgirl June 29, 2003

A musian or musical group that switches from their usuall sound just to be more radio-friendly. It can also mean someone who is too popular for their own good.
by weirdgirl June 18, 2003

A disease that affects the brain, making the person who has it shake around unless they are on medication.
Stem cell research can help people with Parkinsons, but that idot Bush and those dumbfucking Conservatives won't let stem cells be used for treatment.
by weirdgirl June 26, 2003

I thought the only reason why we went to war with Iraq was because of nuclear weapons, NOT TO "LIBERATE" IRAQ.
This whole war-with-Iraq thing is excellent proff to show that the government can trick people into going to war for no reason whatsoever.
by weirdgirl August 15, 2003
