weirdgirl's definitions

animal rights activist

Hypocritical asshole who thinks that he/she can stop the killings of "poor, innocent animals" by harming humans and being a bitch until they get their way. In other words, someone with smaller intellegence.

Because she was an animal rights activist, Emma became known to everyone as "The world's bitch".

by weirdgirl August 7, 2003

captain planet

The most evil cartoon ever made. It has subliminal messages in it to brainwash kids into not drving, not using the air conditioner, not killing animals, not turning the light on (is this guy fucked up or what?!) and being an eviormental terrorist.

If kids didn't watch Captain Planet when they were young then the country wouldn't be in shit right now.

by weirdgirl June 13, 2003

scientology

Fake ass religion that suckers people into giving money to cheapo bastards. What they tell you about it is that if you believe in Scientology you will be forever happy, however, this is just an excuse to get your money.

Many rich Celebirties are in the Church of Scientology. Hmmmmmm........

by weirdgirl August 7, 2003

anti-abortionist

A terrorist who believes that if he/she blows up a Planed Parenthood clinic they will go to Heaven when they die, but killing abortion doctors is murder too (so they are becoming what they hate.) Many of them are preppies.

Anti-abortionists are the largest group of criminals in the United States and are the reason for the most bombings in the country.

by weirdgirl February 21, 2007

Church of Reality

The only religion that is true.

In the Church of Reality we have one belief: if it is true, then we believe it.

by weirdgirl August 8, 2003

constitution

The greatest form of writing to ever exist. It is the only true thing that shows how much freedom we're supposed to be having in the USA. However, dumbasses like George W. Bush have never even looked at it and conservatives think they can change it around to meet their own selfish needs and beliefs.

Too bad our president isn't doing things that are said in the Constitution.

by weirdgirl August 20, 2003

Operation Iraqi Liberation

I thought the only reason why we went to war with Iraq was because of nuclear weapons, NOT TO "LIBERATE" IRAQ.

This whole war-with-Iraq thing is excellent proff to show that the government can trick people into going to war for no reason whatsoever.

by weirdgirl August 15, 2003