How dare my wife accuse me of bedswerving? Just because she found women's panties in my suitcase and lipstick imprints embedded on my shaft doesn't mean a thing. Prove it!
by weave September 22, 2003
Get the BED SWERVER mug.My wife was the quintessential multitasker; she worked at the local sperm bank as a taste tester, worked street corners at night to supplement the family income, and polished my pork sword every night without protest!
by weave July 11, 2003
Get the multitasker mug.A racially disparaging term for a black person...literally means "burnt end of the stick," or perhaps, a charcoal briquette. It may have something to do with the color, huh? This spelling is the phonetically-advantageous and more popularized version; however, the correct goombah spelling is "tizzun."
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Fuckin' titsoon stole 30 cartons of Newports, 115 Watermelons, 1,000 packets of multi-flavored Kool-Aid mix, 17 cases of Orange Crush, 122 bottles of Colt 45 Malt Liquor, a pallet of Banquet frozen fried chicken, and all the fuckin' spear ribs and collared greens the supermarket had in stock!
by weave November 22, 2003
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My girlfriend, Anal Alice, would rather take it up the dirt sleeve than the love canal. Christ, her leather donut had the circumference of a soda can, and then some!
by weave November 10, 2003
Get the DIRT SLEEVE mug.My girlfriend's parsley patch needed a weed whacker to tame it. Oh, Madonn'!
Eating out at the Y is out of the question this evening!
Eating out at the Y is out of the question this evening!
by weave March 27, 2003
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