ASS CROUTON

the clinging of fecal residue and toilet paper fragments to one's anal hairs; a disgustingly deplorable condition that unequivocally creates a lack of hygiene in this unpleasantly moist and stinky cavity. More commonly referred to as "dingleberries," or fartleberries."
With the amount of ass croutons that I was packing, you could have tossed quite a salad down there! Only problem was, I wished my girlfriend would have used Ranch dressing instead of Italian!
by weave August 23, 2003
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ass clown

an unmitigated fool or jerk; a sad sack; a tool or goof.
Let's face it, the guy's an ass clown!
by weave March 19, 2003
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MICROPHALLUS

an abnormally small runion; a minuscule
penis.
Adjectival Variant: Microphallic
In a valiant effort to add length and girth to my microphallus, I did just as my friend suggested -- I tied a 20-pound dumbbell around my member and tossed it out the window. In retrospect, I think the suction pump might have worked better.
by weave September 21, 2003
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GO MEDIEVAL ON SOMEONE'S ASS

to lose one's temper on, to lose one's emotional equilibrium and act cruel or savage to somebody
After the pickle-sniffer winked at Henry, he went absolutely medieval on the fudge packer!
by weave October 07, 2003
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PHYSAGOGUE

(adjective): extremely windy or flatulent, as pertains to the emission of flatulatory vapors via the rectum.
After my girlfriend's visit to Taco Bell and consuming 4 cheese burritos and 2 cups of chili, she was, to say the least, formidably physagogue! She smelled worse than a shithouse door on a tuna boat!!
by weave September 18, 2003
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a loser or piece of shit individual; a tool or undeniable goof.
I have absolutely no respect for that knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit...what a scumbag!
by weave March 24, 2003
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