weave's definitions
a live-in sex partner with whom you literally "milk" the relationship for its great sex, without the intent of ever having a serious relationship. Very popular among today's youth.
Anne was my significant udder for three years until Debbie came around. After 6 months, I proposed to Debbie, and she became my significant other shortly thereafter.
by weave September 20, 2003
Get the SIGNIFICANT UDDERmug. to toss the salad of; to lick the chocolate starfish of, to grant a rim job to; to lick or suck the A-hole.
After earning my red wings, I flipped her over and licked the copper penny. Man, did it ever leave a shitty taste in my mouth.
by weave April 2, 2003
Get the lick the copper pennymug. As I was receiving the lap dance of my life by this bargain basement whore at my bachelor party, my fiancee popped up like a pimple on prom night and caused Willy The One-Eyed Wonder Worm to run for cover!
by weave November 1, 2003
Get the POP UP LIKE A PIMPLE ON PROM NIGHTmug. the intentional or unwitting fondling of one's unit while the hands are placed in one's pockets; a.k.a. "pocket pool."
Although it may start out as an infinitesimal itch, testicular readjustment, or desire to reaffirm and reassure yourself that you're still intact, we, the male species, are guilty of indulging in a little sacofricosis from time to time. When my uncle was busted by my aunt for this, he attempted to save face by saying that he was digging for change.
by weave September 17, 2003
Get the SACOFRICOSISmug. A horizontally-challenged individual; a fat person.
At 350 pounds, my Aunt Gertrude was quite the fustilug. According to her husband, her naked ass had moe dimples than a golf ball.
by weave September 22, 2003
Get the FUSTILUGmug. by weave March 18, 2003
Get the bic / bicced / biccingmug. an unflattering condition a man experiences with old age -- shriveling and subsequent shrinkage of his schwantz.
by weave September 17, 2003
Get the PHALLORHIKNOSISmug.