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multitasker

a person who completes a multitude of tasks, or does many jobs; a factotum
My wife was the quintessential multitasker; she worked at the local sperm bank as a taste tester, worked street corners at night to supplement the family income, and polished my pork sword every night without protest!
by weave July 11, 2003
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XERTZ

to gulp a beverage down enthusiastically, heartily, and quickly.
After work, I xertzed about 9 cobble-lobbers at the libation emporium.
by weave September 22, 2003
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SHRAM

(verb): penile shrinkage due to the cold.
As I jumped in the lake to skinny-dip with my girl, my vanity, as well as my third leg, diminished rapidly. I unflatteringly shrammed to about one centimeter. I earned the new nickname "Needledick Bugfucker."
by weave September 7, 2003
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rings of windsor

the dark colored circular area surrounding the female nipple.
With that white tank top, her rings of windsor shined right through.
by weave March 20, 2003
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OPEN-FACED COCK SAMMICH SMOTHERED IN UNDERWEAR

a perennial favorite amongst all "peter-puffers" and "pickle sniffers." When they're in the mood for Asian cuisine, they opt for the ultra-chunky "Chinese Gay Soup."
Stephan and David ordered the lunch special at the "Buttlover's Bistro" --
the plat du jour was the Open-Faced Cock Sammich Smothered in Underwear." After lunch, they returned to their suite, as Stephan had a hankering for roughage and tossed David's salad.
by weave October 28, 2003
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Frenigon, HoDeDo and Momback

a list of people who you would rather remain anonymous, or a direct reference to bullshit in general.
Last nite, I went out partyin' with Frenigon, HoDeDo & Momback...we all did the Mojo, the Turkey and the Grind, and left our ho's asses nine steps behind!
by weave November 22, 2003
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LIKE WALKING INTO A HUNGRY DOG FARM WEARING MEAT PANTS

After staying out 'til 6 in the morning, I arrived home, only to be walking into a hungry dog farm wearing meat pants! I had to sustain the third degree for three hours as to where I'd been by my ever-so-trustful ball and chain.
by weave November 3, 2003
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