testicular fortitude

balls, guts, intestinal fortitude

He lacked the testicular fortitude to stand up to his boss.

by weave March 16, 2003

BED SWERVER

an unfaithful sexual partner or spouse.

How dare my wife accuse me of bedswerving? Just because she found women's panties in my suitcase and lipstick imprints embedded on my shaft doesn't mean a thing. Prove it!

by weave September 22, 2003

MATTRESS MUNCHER

a nancy boy or queer; a member of the "homogenized persuasion," an unadulterated, unmitigated, bred-in-the-bone, dyed-in-the wool, etched-in-stone
cruiser on the chocolate freeway.

Greenwich Village is the official "faggot capital of the world," so I am told, and features a plethora of mattress-munching cackpipe cosmonauts!

by weave September 07, 2003

it's all academic

all but over; the outcome is a given or certainty; a done deal

After Tyson's uppercut to his adversary, it was all academic!

by weave March 19, 2003

cop dome

to receive oral from a female, (or if you're a swashbuckler), a male.

Last night I copped some dome from Debbie. The freakin' wench buffed my helmet so good that she drained my testicles of all its baby gravy!

by weave October 25, 2003

COWHEAD

an individual whose colossal cranial circumference is beyond the norm and, therefore, "off the charts," a melon head, an elephant head.

Look at that mother-fuckin' cowhead; his noggin is the size of St. Patrick's Cathedral!

by weave October 08, 2003

papa san

one's boyfriend, usu. older.

My papa san is quite the cunnilinguist!

by weave March 21, 2003