weave's definitions

CAPERNOITED

drunk, under the influence

I got so capernoited last night that when Corporal Love was called to attention by my girlfriend, he was undoubtedly down for the count. Now she calls me "limp biscuit."

by weave September 22, 2003

GENICON

a much-fantasized-about sexual partner envisioned during sexual activity that assists one in facilitating orgasmic pleasure when their regular partner isn't cutting the mustard.

She became increasingly bored and turned off with her bald, flabby-bellied, hairy-assed husband, that during their bone dances together, she heavily relied upon her genicons, and power-operated toys, for fulfillment.

by weave September 17, 2003

SMUGGLIN' RAISINS

When a wench is sporting the hardest, most erect nipples in existence, which literally punches holes through their bra and shirt!

Must have been a bit nipply out tonite because Donna looks like she walked straight out of the shower and into the cold Arctic air...she was undoubtedly smugglin' raisins. Those nipples were so hard and long that you could have dialed a rotary phone with them sons-of-bitches!!!!!

by weave December 5, 2003

TURNGIDDY

very dizzy as from spinning around

The bubble-headed bleach blonde was nothing shy of turngiddy. As a matter of fact, she was lighter than a popcorn fart.

by weave September 22, 2003

JUNGLE RUMP

that jacked-up, popped-out ass possessed by most black chicks.

After gawking at all the jungle rumps in the ghetto that day, I came down with jungle fever accompanied by a jungle-rump-induced blue-veiner.

by weave August 31, 2003

punked out (synonym: herbed)

to quit, esp. from fear; to chicken out or back down as from intimidation;
scared or frightened to act; back down from a confrontational situation because you are too afraid to act.

After being challenged, he punked out.
You just got punked out! (=You walked away or retreated after being challenged, or verbally abused or disrespected.

by weave March 16, 2003

kayfabe

to lie or bullshit to; withhold information from; to purposely mislead or deceive; to make somebody believe something not true.

I kayfabed (to) that chick when I told her I had beaucoups of money; I'm actually a welfare recipient.

by weave July 10, 2006