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As I was receiving the lap dance of my life by this bargain basement whore at my bachelor party, my fiancee popped up like a pimple on prom night and caused Willy The One-Eyed Wonder Worm to run for cover!
by weave November 1, 2003
Get the POP UP LIKE A PIMPLE ON PROM NIGHTmug. by weave March 18, 2003
Get the bic / bicced / biccingmug. the intentional or unwitting fondling of one's unit while the hands are placed in one's pockets; a.k.a. "pocket pool."
Although it may start out as an infinitesimal itch, testicular readjustment, or desire to reaffirm and reassure yourself that you're still intact, we, the male species, are guilty of indulging in a little sacofricosis from time to time. When my uncle was busted by my aunt for this, he attempted to save face by saying that he was digging for change.
by weave September 17, 2003
Get the SACOFRICOSISmug. a live-in sex partner with whom you literally "milk" the relationship for its great sex, without the intent of ever having a serious relationship. Very popular among today's youth.
Anne was my significant udder for three years until Debbie came around. After 6 months, I proposed to Debbie, and she became my significant other shortly thereafter.
by weave September 20, 2003
Get the SIGNIFICANT UDDERmug. by weave April 2, 2003
Get the BABY GRAVYmug. (said of a man) a prolific fornicator or fuckster who produces an abundant amount of children;
a man whose procreative propensity and capability invariably results in ample progeny.
a man whose procreative propensity and capability invariably results in ample progeny.
With 11 children, 26 grandchildren, and 7 great grandchildren, I must say that Bob must have been quite the genetic jackhammer in his day.
by weave September 1, 2003
Get the GENETIC JACKHAMMERmug. by weave March 27, 2003
Get the MOMO (ALSO MO-MO)mug.