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Definitions by weave

mesomorphically chiseled, buff, muscular, diesel, built.
Have you seen the Big Bad Booty Daddy Scott Steiner lately? He's truly brolic!
brolic by weave March 31, 2003
an academically-challenged individual of sub-marginal intelligence; a retarded person; a retard
John slammed his pecker in the door...what a fuckin' botard, man!
botard by weave March 27, 2003

MOMO (ALSO MO-MO) 

a moron or idiot; a goof, tool, ass clown; botard; asstard
The guy is such a momo that Id like to beat him like left-handed, red-headed stepchild.
MOMO (ALSO MO-MO) by weave March 27, 2003
men's cologne or after shave.
Man! Rich is smelling like a French whore...way too much foo-foo.
foo foo by weave March 27, 2003

PLAY THE CLITAR

female masturbation; the application and subsequent insertion of a girl's finger into her own gash or to tickle her clitoral button.
Went upstairs to drop a deuce, and there she was! My girlfriend, thighs wide open, playing the clitar as she sat on the toilet. Shortly thereafter, her and I scrogged like a couple of jackrabbits on steroids.
PLAY THE CLITAR by weave March 27, 2003

SHIT BLASTER 

Wow! That chick has the nicest shit blaster I've seen in a while.
SHIT BLASTER by weave March 27, 2003

PARSLEY PATCH 

the female pubic hair
My girlfriend's parsley patch needed a weed whacker to tame it. Oh, Madonn'!
Eating out at the Y is out of the question this evening!
PARSLEY PATCH by weave March 27, 2003