weave's definitions
after vigorously pumping your ol' lady while on top of her, the oxygen in the room gets funneled up between your butt cheeks and suctioned within. After the deed is done, you lay on your back beside her and begin to flatulate incessantly. This condition is called a "pof," or post-orgasmic fart.
After riding roughshod all over her tail last night, I was suddenly afflicted with an overwhelming bout of breezy acres, or post-ejaculatory flatulations.
by weave September 7, 2003
Get the BREEZY ACRESmug. He said that her vagina was so tight that it felt like it had a headlock on his manhood. When I had her, it felt like I was flying a 747 into the Grand Canyon. He's full of shizzle, unless he's hung like a show dog!
by weave October 25, 2003
Get the FULL OF SHIZZLEmug. After completing 2 rounds utilizing the standard and ever-so-boring missionary position, I had her mounted on all fours, as she assumed the ventro-dorsal position.
by weave August 22, 2003
Get the VENTRO-DORSAL POSITIONmug. The saloon keeper and the town trollop were 'making the beast with 2 backs'like 2 jackrabbits on steroids atop the pool table, after he locked the saloon doors, as the last sot vacated the premises at 3 a.m.
by weave January 8, 2004
Get the MAKING THE BEAST WITH 2 BACKSmug. That intestinal rumbling that occurs at the most inopportune of times, and is unequivocally indicative of a loaf brewing inside your intestinal tract.
While driving down the interstate, there was no obvious reason to take a pit stop; however, after approaching the sign that read "Next Service Area - 24 miles," then the onset of intestinal distress occurred, as I passed the sign.
I clenched my ass cheeks as tightly together as my gluteal muscles would permit, rolled down the windows, turned off the heater and radio, and asked all occupants to "shut the fuck up" until these embryonic manifestations of defecation subsided. Unfortunately, this didn't happen, as I unleashed with a rectal fury and shit my drawers!
I clenched my ass cheeks as tightly together as my gluteal muscles would permit, rolled down the windows, turned off the heater and radio, and asked all occupants to "shut the fuck up" until these embryonic manifestations of defecation subsided. Unfortunately, this didn't happen, as I unleashed with a rectal fury and shit my drawers!
by weave December 9, 2003
Get the THE EMBRYONIC MANIFESTATIONS OF DEFECATIONmug. Lakisha put the "b" in back; shit, she got a caboose like a moose...mutha-fuckin' thing has its own zip code!
by weave November 24, 2003
Get the A CABOOSE LIKE A MOOSEmug. After the bitch got drunk, she took several men outside behind the bar and, man oh man, did she ever pull the train that night.
by weave August 25, 2003
Get the PULL THE TRAIN (OR CHOO-CHOO)mug.