that doctor dude who asks you to lower your trousers as he caresses your nugget pouch and asks you to cough.
Following my vasectomy, ol' Ebenezer Ball Squeezer couldn't believe the size of my left testicle, as it had ballooned to the size of a fuckin' grapefruit! No coughing on that day.
by weave August 23, 2003
a list of people who you would rather remain anonymous, or a direct reference to bullshit in general.
Last nite, I went out partyin' with Frenigon, HoDeDo & Momback...we all did the Mojo, the Turkey and the Grind, and left our ho's asses nine steps behind!
by weave November 23, 2003
by weave March 23, 2003
brown-colored fecal residue that accumulates within the anal area as heat is generated between the butt cheeks, and mixes with anal perspiration, usu. during strenuous activity, or during a hot day. Is usually a by-product of swamp ass.
After defecating and wiping 64 times, my rectal area appeared to be as clean and pure as the white-driven snow. However, an hour later, as the the heat and humidity increased, this just wasn't the case. My swamp ass generated a little axle grease, as evidenced by the bacon strips on the inside of my underwear (which were the size of Rhode Island.) Shootin' hoops for lengthy periods can contribute to this deplorable condition as well.
by weave March 22, 2003
a white chick who'll only do black dudes. (ALSO CALLED...MUD SHARK, COAL BURNER, FENCE JUMPER, CHOCOLATE DIPPER.")
I thought she preferred white meat, but it seems she now only sips chocolate milk. She has turned into quite the little 'snicker licker.'
by weave October 07, 2003
How dare my wife accuse me of bedswerving? Just because she found women's panties in my suitcase and lipstick imprints embedded on my shaft doesn't mean a thing. Prove it!
by weave September 22, 2003
a racially disparaging and insensitive Greek word for African American. Mad props to CJ for this contribution.
by weave August 26, 2003