SNICKER LICKER

a white chick who'll only do black dudes. (ALSO CALLED...MUD SHARK, COAL BURNER, FENCE JUMPER, CHOCOLATE DIPPER.")

I thought she preferred white meat, but it seems she now only sips chocolate milk. She has turned into quite the little 'snicker licker.'

by weave October 07, 2003

THE EMBRYONIC MANIFESTATIONS OF DEFECATION

That intestinal rumbling that occurs at the most inopportune of times, and is unequivocally indicative of a loaf brewing inside your intestinal tract.

While driving down the interstate, there was no obvious reason to take a pit stop; however, after approaching the sign that read "Next Service Area - 24 miles," then the onset of intestinal distress occurred, as I passed the sign.
I clenched my ass cheeks as tightly together as my gluteal muscles would permit, rolled down the windows, turned off the heater and radio, and asked all occupants to "shut the fuck up" until these embryonic manifestations of defecation subsided. Unfortunately, this didn't happen, as I unleashed with a rectal fury and shit my drawers!

by weave December 09, 2003

A CABOOSE LIKE A MOOSE

A big arse!

Lakisha put the "b" in back; shit, she got a caboose like a moose...mutha-fuckin' thing has its own zip code!

by weave November 24, 2003

DARG

a day's work

In order to make an honest day's pay, you have to put in an honest darg.

by weave September 22, 2003

A HUMAN SKIDMARK ON THE UNDERWEAR OF LIFE

A contemptible and low-life individual;
a person who's a waste of oxygen and flesh; the ultimate scumbag of existence!

Pete's wife aptly labeled him as a "human skidmark on the underwear of life" when he forgot to acknowledge their 20th wedding anniversary by having an illicit fling with the baby-sitter at the local hotel.

by weave January 28, 2007

PULL THE TRAIN (OR CHOO-CHOO)

(Of a woman): to fuck or blow several men one after the other.

After the bitch got drunk, she took several men outside behind the bar and, man oh man, did she ever pull the train that night.

by weave August 25, 2003

PELT

refers to the female pubic hair, esp. in abundance and in need of a desperate trim.

My girlfriend is sporting quite the nest of tousled fur down there these days. I prefer a neatly trimmed pelt of silky, nexus-conditioned hair...if any at all.

by weave April 02, 2003