Definitions by wch-meister

sporting 

A whimsical term to describe a man proudly displaying his erect penis underneath his outer wear

Jason: Hey, look at that fuckface over there with the massive hard-on
Greg: Yeah, he's sporting in the corner like he's Johnny Wadd

sporting by wch-meister July 21, 2016

Johnny Wadd 

Nickname for John C. Holmes, the most prolific male porno actor of all time. Also, the eponymous movie series title from the early 1970's starring Holmes as a private dick displaying his enormous spuge talent.

Jimmy: There's nobody like Johnny Wadd on the silver screen
Wilbur: Yeah, he was a giant in the industry who could always deliver the money shot on the director's command

Johnny Wadd by wch-meister July 21, 2016

hippie golf 

An alternative name for frisbee golf or frolf. Hippie golf traces its origin to the early 1960's counter-culture movement in Southern California where pony-tailed enthusiasts threw primitive flying discs at light posts and trash cans with blunt accuracy.

Back in the day, hippie golf on the Berkeley campus was the perfect respite for grueling sessions of protests and sit-ins

hippie golf by wch-meister July 12, 2016

clown festival 

Politically correct version of "clusterfuck". Used in business and professional settings to denote a total fiasco where multiple events have gone wrong resulting in a complete meltdown of the situation.

This year's corporate retreat digressed into a clown festival when caterers forgot the alcohol, storms flooded the conference room and Jason exposed himself to the executives' wives.

clown festival by wch-meister September 26, 2015