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Jughead

A wild or stubborn horse. Also, a derogatory term for any standardbred horse commonly run in harness races.
Jay: That jughead trotter was parked on the outside and never had a change at the wire
Bill: You're the only jughead at the track. Betting $2 on that horse to show. Sheesh!
by wch-meister December 28, 2017
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Ham Hater

Menachem: No thanks for the offer of the barbecued pork lips sandwich
Bubba: Sheesh, forgot you were a ham hater from Hebron
by wch-meister June 14, 2018
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pinch a loaf

to take a crap with such surgical precision that little or no wiping is required
Jasper: man, I've been able to switch to single-ply discount TP now that I can pinch a loaf every day during my morning constitutional
Willy: dude, you must be saving a bundle
by wch-meister July 26, 2016
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clown festival

Politically correct version of "clusterfuck". Used in business and professional settings to denote a total fiasco where multiple events have gone wrong resulting in a complete meltdown of the situation.
This year's corporate retreat digressed into a clown festival when caterers forgot the alcohol, storms flooded the conference room and Jason exposed himself to the executives' wives.
by wch-meister September 26, 2015
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