Definitions by wch-meister
diaper walk
Telltale sign of a male homosexual who has engaged in way too many anal encounters. The diaper walk is characterized by a slow perambulation with butt cheeks tightly clenched to ensure sphincter closure to avoid involuntary leakage. The term is derived from the fact that adult diapers are often required because normal rectal control has been compromised.
Craig: What's that oddball gait Tom is sporting on his way to the cafeteria?
Joe: Oh, that's his diaper walk from years of punching the starfish
Joe: Oh, that's his diaper walk from years of punching the starfish
diaper walk by wch-meister September 29, 2017
Heater
Shortened term used by problem gamblers to denote a "dead heat" or tie among multiple finishers in a horse race.
Marcus: That photo at the wire shows a three-horse heater for the win.
Will: You're freakin' goofy, man. Those track stewards are fixing the finish to cover their phony bets.
Will: You're freakin' goofy, man. Those track stewards are fixing the finish to cover their phony bets.
Heater by wch-meister August 9, 2017
rocking chair goofy
Southern backwoods term denoting a diminished mental capacity somewhere between mildly retarded and old age senile
Bo: Lester's back to rubbing his tallywacker on the cat's furry underbelly
Gator: Dang, ain't nothin' more than rocking chair goofy
Gator: Dang, ain't nothin' more than rocking chair goofy
rocking chair goofy by wch-meister July 18, 2017
titty queer
Whimsical phrase from long haul trucker lingo denoting a powerful attraction to female breasts - particularly the larger varieties
Gene: Check out those bazookas over there with them rose tattoos
Craig: Quit gawkin' you perv. You ain't nothin' but titty queer and rockin' chair goofy
Craig: Quit gawkin' you perv. You ain't nothin' but titty queer and rockin' chair goofy
titty queer by wch-meister July 15, 2017
titty queer
Whimsical phrase from long haul trucker lingo denoting a powerful attraction to female breasts - particularly the larger varieties
Gene: Check out those bazookas over there with them rose tattoos
Craig: Quit gawkin' you perv. You ain't nothin' but titty queer and rockin' chair goofy
Craig: Quit gawkin' you perv. You ain't nothin' but titty queer and rockin' chair goofy
titty queer by wch-meister July 15, 2017
inner city ethnic
A name denoting any of the various racial groups residing in big-city America. The ultimate politically-correct epithet masking a hidden racial slur.
Joe: Bubba's a disgrace to his southern, good-ole-boy heritage
Wiily: Yeah, he's nothin' more than an inner city ethnic lover
Wiily: Yeah, he's nothin' more than an inner city ethnic lover
inner city ethnic by wch-meister July 28, 2016
pinch a loaf
Jasper: man, I've been able to switch to single-ply discount TP now that I can pinch a loaf every day during my morning constitutional
Willy: dude, you must be saving a bundle
Willy: dude, you must be saving a bundle
pinch a loaf by wch-meister July 26, 2016