hippie golf

An alternative name for frisbee golf or frolf. Hippie golf traces its origin to the early 1960's counter-culture movement in Southern California where pony-tailed enthusiasts threw primitive flying discs at light posts and trash cans with blunt accuracy.

Back in the day, hippie golf on the Berkeley campus was the perfect respite for grueling sessions of protests and sit-ins

by wch-meister July 12, 2016

diaper walk

Telltale sign of a male homosexual who has engaged in way too many anal encounters. The diaper walk is characterized by a slow perambulation with butt cheeks tightly clenched to ensure sphincter closure to avoid involuntary leakage. The term is derived from the fact that adult diapers are often required because normal rectal control has been compromised.

Craig: What's that oddball gait Tom is sporting on his way to the cafeteria?
Joe: Oh, that's his diaper walk from years of punching the starfish

by wch-meister September 29, 2017

titty queer

Whimsical phrase from long haul trucker lingo denoting a powerful attraction to female breasts - particularly the larger varieties

Gene: Check out those bazookas over there with them rose tattoos
Craig: Quit gawkin' you perv. You ain't nothin' but titty queer and rockin' chair goofy

by wch-meister July 15, 2017

inner city ethnic

A name denoting any of the various racial groups residing in big-city America. The ultimate politically-correct epithet masking a hidden racial slur.

Joe: Bubba's a disgrace to his southern, good-ole-boy heritage
Wiily: Yeah, he's nothin' more than an inner city ethnic lover

by wch-meister July 28, 2016

Johnny Wadd

Nickname for John C. Holmes, the most prolific male porno actor of all time. Also, the eponymous movie series title from the early 1970's starring Holmes as a private dick displaying his enormous spuge talent.

Jimmy: There's nobody like Johnny Wadd on the silver screen
Wilbur: Yeah, he was a giant in the industry who could always deliver the money shot on the director's command

by wch-meister July 21, 2016

sporting

A whimsical term to describe a man proudly displaying his erect penis underneath his outer wear

Jason: Hey, look at that fuckface over there with the massive hard-on
Greg: Yeah, he's sporting in the corner like he's Johnny Wadd

by wch-meister July 21, 2016

Cock Chop

Derogatory term for a devout Jew. Phrase is derived from the bris-happy nature of the children of Abraham.

Woody: Still got your foreskin, boss?
Baruch: Yes. Celebrated my Bris Milah twice
Bubba: Sheesh, you're a cock chop on steroids

by wch-meister June 16, 2018