wch-meister's definitions

jiggy jogger

Light hearted phrase describing standardbred horses used in harness racing. Term is derived from the goofy gait pacers and trotters exhibit when pulling their sulkies.

Those jiggy joggers leaving the starting gate ain't worth the glue they're soon to become

by wch-meister January 1, 2018

titty queer

Whimsical phrase from long haul trucker lingo denoting a powerful attraction to female breasts - particularly the larger varieties

Gene: Check out those bazookas over there with them rose tattoos
Craig: Quit gawkin' you perv. You ain't nothin' but titty queer and rockin' chair goofy

by wch-meister July 15, 2017

inner city ethnic

A name denoting any of the various racial groups residing in big-city America. The ultimate politically-correct epithet masking a hidden racial slur.

Joe: Bubba's a disgrace to his southern, good-ole-boy heritage
Wiily: Yeah, he's nothin' more than an inner city ethnic lover

by wch-meister July 28, 2016

Johnny Wadd

Nickname for John C. Holmes, the most prolific male porno actor of all time. Also, the eponymous movie series title from the early 1970's starring Holmes as a private dick displaying his enormous spuge talent.

Jimmy: There's nobody like Johnny Wadd on the silver screen
Wilbur: Yeah, he was a giant in the industry who could always deliver the money shot on the director's command

by wch-meister July 21, 2016

Cock Chop

Derogatory term for a devout Jew. Phrase is derived from the bris-happy nature of the children of Abraham.

Woody: Still got your foreskin, boss?
Baruch: Yes. Celebrated my Bris Milah twice
Bubba: Sheesh, you're a cock chop on steroids

by wch-meister June 16, 2018

Heater

Shortened term used by problem gamblers to denote a "dead heat" or tie among multiple finishers in a horse race.

Marcus: That photo at the wire shows a three-horse heater for the win.
Will: You're freakin' goofy, man. Those track stewards are fixing the finish to cover their phony bets.

by wch-meister August 9, 2017

Parked

The ultimate approach shot in disc golf (aka Frisbee golf or frolf) where the final landing location is directly underneath the pole hole basket

Weezer: Your super hyzer tee shot is totally parked on that par 3
Lester: yeah, I used a bitchin' over stable JK Pro to get the job done

by wch-meister October 6, 2017