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A wild or stubborn horse. Also, a derogatory term for any standardbred horse commonly run in harness races.
Jay: That jughead trotter was parked on the outside and never had a change at the wire
Bill: You're the only jughead at the track. Betting $2 on that horse to show. Sheesh!
by wch-meister December 28, 2017
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Nickname for John C. Holmes, the most prolific male porno actor of all time. Also, the eponymous movie series title from the early 1970's starring Holmes as a private dick displaying his enormous spuge talent.
Jimmy: There's nobody like Johnny Wadd on the silver screen
Wilbur: Yeah, he was a giant in the industry who could always deliver the money shot on the director's command
by wch-meister July 21, 2016
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A whimsical term to describe a man proudly displaying his erect penis underneath his outer wear
Jason: Hey, look at that fuckface over there with the massive hard-on
Greg: Yeah, he's sporting in the corner like he's Johnny Wadd
by wch-meister July 21, 2016
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to take a crap with such surgical precision that little or no wiping is required
Jasper: man, I've been able to switch to single-ply discount TP now that I can pinch a loaf every day during my morning constitutional
Willy: dude, you must be saving a bundle
by wch-meister July 27, 2016
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Whimsical phrase from long haul trucker lingo denoting a powerful attraction to female breasts - particularly the larger varieties
Gene: Check out those bazookas over there with them rose tattoos
Craig: Quit gawkin' you perv. You ain't nothin' but titty queer and rockin' chair goofy
by wch-meister June 17, 2017
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Whimsical phrase from long haul trucker lingo denoting a powerful attraction to female breasts - particularly the larger varieties
Gene: Check out those bazookas over there with them rose tattoos
Craig: Quit gawkin' you perv. You ain't nothin' but titty queer and rockin' chair goofy
by wch-meister June 17, 2017
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Crass and politically incorrect phrase describing a male homosexual with strong anal intentions
Buster: Looks like Barry is on the prowl prancin' and dancin' at the Blue Oyster Bar
Bubba: Yeah, he's a bonafide turd searcher. He'll be biting the pillow before long.
by wch-meister October 24, 2017
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